Woman has sex with pine cone, surgeon...

Woman has sex with pine cone, surgeons remove it

There are 1110 comments on the blogs.app.com story from Mar 30, 2009, titled Woman has sex with pine cone, surgeons remove it. In it, blogs.app.com reports that:

A Serbian woman is recovering from a painful operation after doctors removed from her vagina a large pine cone.

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“Peace ”

Since: Jun 07

Brooklyn

#852 Apr 4, 2009
OceanLover6 wrote:
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Yes. Last I heard, the latest twin pine cones were separated, & the operation in Sweden was very successful. Only thing is, I don't know fir sure, if they were adopted by a squirrel family.
I don't know if the Vajayjay syndrome has anything to do with their siamese deformity. I shall contact Walter Kronkite & see if he has the criteria.
W.K. only gave some sort of grapefruit warning tonight.
They won't go well with her meds. wherever she puts them!

P.S. Great origional humor!

“Peace ”

Since: Jun 07

Brooklyn

#853 Apr 4, 2009
tyquniaum wrote:
That woman should sell that cone on ebay.That cone will become a real classic.
Just a first thought;
How would ya know if its authentic?

“YESHUA IS LORD”

Level 3

Since: Apr 07

GAWGIA (GEORGIA)

#854 Apr 4, 2009
tyquniaum wrote:
That woman should sell that cone on ebay.That cone will become a real classic.
LOL. Who in the hell would want a pine cone that's been up in her poontain,LMAO?
wolf99

AOL

#859 Apr 4, 2009
Sacgary wrote:
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It is actually both, however it is considered by most people to be Europe.
Geographically, the West of Russia is in Europe but the East is in Asia. But Russia is classified as a European country when it competes in sport.
However since the capitol Moscow is in Asia, some consider it Asia.
The borders between Europe and Asia are based entirely on culture, hence Europe.(Eastern Europe, to be precise.) It's a historically European state that expanded eastwards through colonialism. Ethnic Russians are Slavic and purely European culturally and racially, and since they're the dominant ethnicity in Russia, it is European.
Excuse me; I'm not going by sports, I was going by past history , with all the wars and changing of boarderd and what govenment rules what country. with both counties with ties to each other. with Russia having boarder 40% of Europe. Thanks for your thoughts,( USSR) history,WW wars etc.....
Hummmm

Erwin, NC

#860 Apr 4, 2009
I am laughing so hard...
Thank you, Dr. Green, for that analysis of the pine cone in question.
As you “a doctor” would know due to your occupation that both sexes do the dandiest things when in the throes of…errr…horniness.
I have heard the details of many such things through out my life.
Bestiality- Spouse of a military member was caught having sexual congress with the couple’s dog. So happens that said dog was a rather large breed and being in a heightened sexual state, the dog became aggressive. After calling military police for help they were all shipped off the base. It was said that the “wife’s” injuries were to here back and neck due to the dogs claw hold. This is why Florida has tried this year to enact a law to protect animals from being used as sex toys. Hummmm..Is this a rampant problem in Florida?
Hummmm

Erwin, NC

#861 Apr 4, 2009
Foreign objects have been used through out time, but a little common sense would come into play I would hope, sadly for the self inflicted victims it isn’t the case. Case in point couple that uses a power saw, with blade still attached. They attach a dildo on to the blade. So, the blade that is made for ((CUTTTING & SAWING))…. Humm… never occurred to them that the blade would do its job and cut through the dildo during sex play. So wife has a wound in that general location and they both look like morons to boot.

I think we would all sit at our computers looking stupefied at the screen if someone were to put up everything that has ever been used as a sex toy. I for one am not surprised anymore. I just think of the total shame they person is going to have to endure because of the act. You know that the people would never leave you alone with their pet. Or they would never leave you around any object that was shaped manly or womanly.

So in short… have fun, just be careful… use your noggin before your scroggin.
If it is pointy and sharp… might not be a good idea. And if you’re inserting maybe you should know the depth and width of the pool before you send in a diver. Have your escape plan set up in case you have to abort your mission.

“Drama-->was a class in H.S.”

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#862 Apr 4, 2009
trinket wrote:
The pine cone said he had been a loner for years with no friends... but feels like he finally 'fits in' now.
Yes, but, now she told it she just wants to be friends. Typical....

“Drama-->was a class in H.S.”

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#863 Apr 4, 2009
Tony17 wrote:
<quoted text>LOL. Who in the hell would want a pine cone that's been up in her poontain,LMAO?
The very same pervs, freakazoids, & nutjobs that wanted Christina Aguilera's bathwater when it was being sold on E-bay, I'm guessing? They can scratch & sniff all they want.
Dave

Orlando, FL

#864 Apr 4, 2009
Cindy Van Houtian wrote:
Hook her up with the vacuum dude or the park bench guy if these people need sex that bad let them poke each other.
For $4 she could have sex with 8 hotdogs..alot easier on her organs.
wolf99

AOL

#865 Apr 4, 2009
SILLYLUV wrote:
WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING??!! Has she ever been with a real man? A pine cone I mean come on!! Eaven the worst man with the least expierence is better than a [email protected] pine cone. Get out there n find yourself a real man, eaven if he is so not so big. I'll GUARENTEE it's so much better than a pine cone. Never mind the fact that it makes you look like a fricken idiot!!
She was a old lady another thread printed. She was a spinster and lonely. Rather the story is true or not it is funny, as to what people will do, or come up with.
wolf99

AOL

#866 Apr 4, 2009
Next it will be a yoyo, pull the string and walk the dog.
JUST SOMEBODY

El Paso, IL

#867 Apr 4, 2009
How big was the pine cone?
JUST SOMEBODY

El Paso, IL

#868 Apr 4, 2009
Hummmm wrote:
Foreign objects have been used through out time, but a little common sense would come into play I would hope, sadly for the self inflicted victims it isn’t the case. Case in point couple that uses a power saw, with blade still attached. They attach a dildo on to the blade. So, the blade that is made for ((CUTTTING & SAWING))…. Humm… never occurred to them that the blade would do its job and cut through the dildo during sex play. So wife has a wound in that general location and they both look like morons to boot.
I think we would all sit at our computers looking stupefied at the screen if someone were to put up everything that has ever been used as a sex toy. I for one am not surprised anymore. I just think of the total shame they person is going to have to endure because of the act. You know that the people would never leave you alone with their pet. Or they would never leave you around any object that was shaped manly or womanly.
So in short… have fun, just be careful… use your noggin before your scroggin.
If it is pointy and sharp… might not be a good idea. And if you’re inserting maybe you should know the depth and width of the pool before you send in a diver. Have your escape plan set up in case you have to abort your mission.
u most know what your talking about
auroranorth

Fremont, WI

#871 Apr 4, 2009
are you sure it wasn't Obama having sex with ACORN?
bella_bacci

Barnsley, UK

#872 Apr 4, 2009
ha, lol! thats hilarious. I dont see whats wrong with just buying a rampant rabbit!
Belinda S

Pittsburgh, PA

#873 Apr 4, 2009
auroranorth wrote:
are you sure it wasn't Obama having sex with ACORN?
lol

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#874 Apr 4, 2009
SILLYLUV wrote:
WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING??!! Has she ever been with a real man? A pine cone I mean come on!! Eaven the worst man with the least expierence is better than a [email protected] pine cone. Get out there n find yourself a real man, eaven if he is so not so big. I'll GUARENTEE it's so much better than a pine cone. Never mind the fact that it makes you look like a fricken idiot!!
But is a penis shaped like that? I have never seen a spiked penis.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#875 Apr 4, 2009
Purple Gurl wrote:
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But is a penis shaped like that? I have never seen a spiked penis.
Could be a Klingon thing. Could be how they got their name. Could also explain the inspiration for some of their strange weaponry.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#876 Apr 4, 2009
JUST SOMEBODY wrote:
How big was the pine cone?
the size of a genetically altered azzhole.
wolf99

AOL

#877 Apr 4, 2009
What started this all was that the tree got braggers rights to the pine cone one day. Tree says when I grow up I'm going be made into all kinds of wood by products, and paper products,it say to pine code you cann't do anything but hang around and squirrels and birds eat you, you don't got any life. Then one day the cone told the tree that he was going to make history world wide, the tree asked him how. the cone said just wait and see. Then one day the old lady walked under the tree the cone said their is my answer. Will the day came as to when that tree was taped to be cut down, he again asked the cone what he meant, will here come the old lady. just yelling don't cut my tree don't cut my tree, at that time the cone said to the tree please shake me free please shake me free, the men were cutting away not seeing the old lady ,as she got close to the tree she slid on the ice up went her feet the cone fell off the tree right into her women hole. he told the tree this is my world wide history see you sap.

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