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Get your new and improved END TIMES thought screen helmet!
Now available in one-size-fits-all, completely reversible, camouflage models !
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All new model for adults and children previously abducted by Christians from outerspace.
NOW YOU CAN MAKE YOUR VERY OWN THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET. THE MATERIALS AND TOOLS YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE, AND WHERE YOU CAN OBTAIN THE MATERIALS. There is no malicious software, spyware, spam, virus, or any other destructive software NEEDED FOR THE OPERATION OF THE HELMET.
IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY CHRISTIANS OR PLAN TO BE ABDUCTED ANYTIME SOON THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU.
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Former Xian abductee Gomer from Kentucky wrote: "Since trying Noah Vail's Helmet, I have not been bothered by Christian mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Noah for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
If you act today you can make a thought screen helmet for $30, if you purchase Holyester by the yard.
Don't be misled by a similar and inferior material from Canada. Holierstat hasn't undergone the strenuous quality control our END TIMES helmet has. Our proof is in the total elemination of rational thought displayed by certain handpicked cults during our blind study halls.