Ohio Man Again Busted For Sex With Po...

Ohio Man Again Busted For Sex With Pool Float

There are 80 comments on the The Smoking Gun story from Jul 10, 2013, titled Ohio Man Again Busted For Sex With Pool Float. In it, The Smoking Gun reports that:

JULY 10--For the second time in two years, an Ohio man has been charged with public indecency for allegedly "having sexual relations with a rubber pool float," police report.

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“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

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#58 Jul 11, 2013
hmmm wrote:
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Little nervous semen eater?
I found your tattoo!

http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/189000/189659_Kevi...

LMAO!!

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#59 Jul 11, 2013
You sure have a lot of energy to waste towards the man who owns you Kevin!

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#64 Jul 11, 2013
Reading this storie's headline made me think of Carl, of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Dan Miers

United States

#67 Jul 11, 2013
Raminar Dixon wrote:
<quoted text>
Problem you're having ( and have had for years) is I ain't your boogie man.
Don't care what you think.
But you are on notice I will snap your neck.
dammit, the power was shut off again
when you finish at the library, call me!
Nick Pann

United States

#75 Jul 11, 2013
Kevin wrote:
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Wrong again, semen eater.
code red, i re-"pete", code red
ice is knocking at the door.
and i dunno where i should stash "the paint"
get it? i re-"pete" dunno where to hide "the paint"
call me asap.
seven o eight three fifty four fifty eight sixth four

Beautiful Black Molly

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...... then my reputation

#89 Jul 11, 2013
Come on guys ... admit it.
You'll stick it any where.
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Ludington, MI

#90 Jul 11, 2013
tallyho wrote:
and on dry land it is called a blow up doll
you sound like an expert pops

Spotted Girl

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#91 Jul 11, 2013
They are violating his civil rights. Everyone says you cannot help who you love or who you want to have sex with. He can't help that he loves this pool float. Yet he cannot marry his partner of choice.
dandylioness

Reading, PA

#92 Jul 11, 2013
At least he's loyal.

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#93 Jul 11, 2013
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Come on guys ... admit it.
You'll stick it any where.
...only when we're in our late teens.(lol!)

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#94 Jul 11, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
They are violating his civil rights. Everyone says you cannot help who you love or who you want to have sex with. He can't help that he loves this pool float. Yet he cannot marry his partner of choice.
FORTUNATELY.the constitution doesn't agree with you

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#95 Jul 11, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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FORTUNATELY.the constitution doesn't agree with you
I was being ironic there.:)

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#96 Jul 11, 2013
Gives new meaning to the old
Sesame Street song doesn't it?

Rubber ducky your the one.
You make bath time lots of fun.
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of yoooouuuuu:) lol

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#98 Jul 11, 2013
dayum after looking at his pic I can see why he was dating the rubber raft, but don't understand why he didn't "do it" inside...sicko prolly enjoyed knowing he was being watched...anybody ever did that in view of MY babies, I'D be arrested...
guest

United States

#99 Jul 11, 2013
At least he wasn't raping a girl or kidnapping kids. He just need to bring the raft inside. He's a beauty!! Btw
LOST IN MISSISSIPPIany le

Ludington, MI

#100 Jul 11, 2013
arctic wrote:
Gives new meaning to the old
Sesame Street song doesn't it?
Rubber ducky your the one.
You make bath time lots of fun.
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of yoooouuuuu:) lol
thats just so wrong







on so many levels

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Southaven, MS

#101 Jul 12, 2013
Thank gosh all he is having sex with is a float, don't need someone like him reproducing!

Is humping a float similar to dry sex? TIA
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#102 Jul 12, 2013
^^^ dry sex? no it's wet sex! pool's are wet
dry in an instance like this would be the picnic table guy... splinter risk, but this one has puncture risk I think

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#104 Jul 12, 2013
arctic wrote:
Gives new meaning to the old
Sesame Street song doesn't it?
Rubber ducky your the one.
You make bath time lots of fun.
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of yoooouuuuu:) lol
lol!

Morning Arctic!

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Homefries

#105 Jul 12, 2013
I sure hope he was wearing a condom.

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