Ohio Man Again Busted For Sex With Pool Float

Jul 10, 2013 Full story: The Smoking Gun 80

JULY 10--For the second time in two years, an Ohio man has been charged with public indecency for allegedly "having sexual relations with a rubber pool float," police report.

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Cisco Kid

Modesto, CA

#1 Jul 10, 2013
At least the poor guy doesn't have to pay for dinner and drinks.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#2 Jul 10, 2013
Eww I will say it again thank goodness for chlorine.

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#3 Jul 10, 2013
and on dry land it is called a blow up doll
He who knows

Wonder Lake, IL

#4 Jul 10, 2013
That guy is totally nuts and odd, having sex with an inanimate object that was made by man, is totally incapable of any feelings at all, and all else. Come on! It's a pool float! Not some sexy young woman!

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Since: Jul 07

Vancouver, Canada

#5 Jul 11, 2013
Now his friends will know what to get for him on his birthday.

“Easy does it... ”

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#6 Jul 11, 2013
The float enjoyed a cigarette afterwards, and I'm just guessing that he probably smoked crack before.
And probably after.

"And I think to myself...what a wonderful world"

Louis Armstrong

"If squirrels could only gather the really huge nuts, the rest of us would be far better off"

Will Munny

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#7 Jul 11, 2013
OK, yellow sofas, bicycles, pool floats...

The guy needs to get himself his own pool to not get busted. You can get quite large paddling pools, cheap. Or, does he just do it on the spur of the moment, which case perhaps he should stop going swimming ;)

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#8 Jul 11, 2013
Guy looks like a meth head. They will screw any and everything.

Poor pool float. I hope it will recover from this.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9 Jul 11, 2013
Mom, why is there sunscreen all over this pool float?

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Pookie Pool Float

Hampton, VA

#10 Jul 11, 2013
He don't call, he don't send flowers...

“Barefoot Summer”

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#16 Jul 11, 2013
OK I went and read the article, evidently he wasn't in a swimming pool just like out in his backyard with a inflatable pool toy. Since the story says he "stepped out his back door" to do it I think the only thing which got him in trouble was that he was doing at where kids could see. I mean as long as all you're doing is being naked there's nothing wrong with kids or anyone else seeing you! But I guess he stepped out fully erect and was pumping away on the pool toy, and that does legally vconstitute 'lewd and lascivious behavior'.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#17 Jul 11, 2013
Was it the same pool float or was he two-timing the previous one?
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#18 Jul 11, 2013
DILF wrote:
Was it the same pool float or was he two-timing the previous one?
Twin sister.....this just gets worse!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

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Vincit qui se vincit

#31 Jul 11, 2013
Christmas In July wrote:
Hahahaha the icons appear once I call him on it. The icons will save him! Just like they save Kevin
You can't seem to post without bringing up that name, what did he do to you that is scarring you for life?
Christ Allah Mighty

United States

#35 Jul 11, 2013
pee wee, five years later, same schtick
damn geno, ur sixty two and your life still sucks
what a waste, no wonder you're divorced n single

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#41 Jul 11, 2013
be safe , never swim alone

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#42 Jul 11, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>You can't seem to post without bringing up that name, what did he do to you that is scarring you for life?
~cracks up~ F'in priceless!
Doctor Diagnostic

United States

#43 Jul 11, 2013
Christmas In July wrote:
<quoted text>muuahahaha
good gawd pee wee, now peter mcpan's old larry member pic is sam and not billy?

and so then, um:
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/topix/TLNCM5O...
Jose - La Grange, IL

congratulations, you two old ladies have to be thee stupidest sissies that post here.
Southern Accents Painting

United States

#52 Jul 11, 2013
hmmm wrote:
<quoted text>
Little nervous semen eater?
it's hilarious when you paint yourself in a corner.
you're a few brush strokes from a breakdown pete
Curtis Jackson lll

United States

#53 Jul 11, 2013
Holy Cow wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't be ashamed of your picture, Sammy.
You can't help looking like a child molester.
dats duh gayest shit i ever heard pee wee

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