Busted for Sex on Windsor Castle Lawn, Couple Fears Firing

May 3, 2009 Full story: snafu-ed.blogspot.com 29

Joy Taylor, 35, and Phil Carden, 30, arrested after a drunken, naked round of sex on the lawn at Windsor Castle, are now afraid of losing their jobs after the highly publicized incident.

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Church Slave

Seattle, WA

#1 May 3, 2009
Perhaps it was just nude jousting?
I hope the Queen wasn't home at the time.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2 May 3, 2009
Probably not the first 'Phillip' who's been there, done that.
Prince Charles

Suisun City, CA

#3 May 3, 2009
I wish I'd have seen it. I might have gotten a few tips.

I'm tired of doing it doggy style with Camilla.

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#4 May 3, 2009
Should have thought about the consequences of blowing the job before....well....blowing one another.
Church Slave

Seattle, WA

#5 May 3, 2009
You would think these people could have found a nice dungeon to do it in. Why out on the lawn?

“The Penguin Cometh.”

Since: Dec 06

Antarctica

#6 May 3, 2009
So, once, long ago, I was with a girlfriend under the banyan tree in front of the Honolulu Zoo having a picnic when she brought my attention to another couple, also having picnic (it used to be a popular spot for that sort of thing).

Their picnic included some things we'd chosen to leave out. Like having sex there in public in front of everyone.

It's an amusing story, now. It was less amusing at the time.

So, I thought I'd never actually see that one topped.

I was wrong.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#7 May 3, 2009
He said...

OH JOY!!!!

and then She got...

Her Phil!!!

to funny....

Of course they are going to lose their jobs... they surely couln't have thought otherwise... Oh wait that's right... they weren't thinking...
:o)
@}-'--,---

Since: May 09

Trenton, NJ

#8 May 3, 2009
That was dumb.
Drunk with a woman
Having sex on the queens
Lawn,while about to get married!

That's screams I wanna get caught.
Hawaiian Punch

Seattle, WA

#9 May 3, 2009
aiki_mcr wrote:
So, once, long ago, I was with a girlfriend under the banyan tree in front of the Honolulu Zoo having a picnic when she brought my attention to another couple, also having picnic (it used to be a popular spot for that sort of thing).
Their picnic included some things we'd chosen to leave out. Like having sex there in public in front of everyone.
It's an amusing story, now. It was less amusing at the time.
So, I thought I'd never actually see that one topped.
I was wrong.
We didn't realize anyone was watching. I'm so sorry about that. We won't do it again
Stedman

Medford, NY

#10 May 4, 2009
Prince Charles wrote:
I wish I'd have seen it. I might have gotten a few tips.
I'm tired of doing it doggy style with Camilla.
Are you kidding? At least you don't have to see her face.
DILF

Medford, NY

#11 May 4, 2009
Church Slave wrote:
Perhaps it was just nude jousting?
I hope the Queen wasn't home at the time.
Who knows.....Maybe the Queen was watching them while polishing her jewelss?

“U missed the point and u still”

Since: Oct 08

don't no which way it went

#12 May 4, 2009
This is exactly why I tell people if you’re going to engage in sexual activity at work,“FILM IT” if you get fired so what, has anyone seen what the porn industries profits were last year? American automakers are floating away like ash after a plane wreck and the porn industry is thriving. SELL THIS CHIT!!!!
Proff Louie Alternater

Bethlehem, PA

#13 May 4, 2009
Originally, it was thought that,the security system infrared detectors spotted two giant rabbits..
just dont get it

United States

#14 May 4, 2009
DILF wrote:
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Who knows.....Maybe the Queen was watching them while polishing her jewelss?
jewels were being polished alright, but it wasn't the queen's.
Russ

AOL

#15 May 4, 2009
The companies would be silly to fire them....
sex sells and they got free press.

“Pompous pontificator”

Level 5

Since: Jun 08

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#16 May 4, 2009
In a past life I climbed utility poles as part of my work. I was working aloft once overlooking a city run senior-citizen residential facility. I was maybe fifty feet away from an area landscaped with a lot of high vegetation and had been there about fifteen minutes when two 'oldies' sauntered into the bushes right under my view. And naturally they weren't looking up; why would they? By the time I realized what was happening right before my eyes, they we 'going at-it'....well as well as old folks can, right beneath me.
It wasn't like the train-wreck we hear about. Ya-know, can't watch, but can't look away either. No, I didn't want to look, but I was stuck having to be still and keep quiet so as to not embarrass them. Thank God some of it was shielded by the bushes, but there was plenty or (wrinkled) skin to see, and I was pretty grossed-out.
Since then, I've thought a lot about my youthful adventures that were similar. And how my actions may have, let's say, put some people 'off'.

Screwing in public may be fun and exciting, but it's usually not-so for those who happen to be nearby.

That evening I took an especially long shower......after poking out my 'mind's eye'.
Pickled Tink

Washington, DC

#17 May 4, 2009
Isn't there a video on YouTube by now?

“Always Nagging! ”

Level 4

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#18 May 4, 2009
He was just doing as instructed!

Phil(feel), Joy!!!!
Church Slave

Seattle, WA

#19 May 4, 2009
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Who knows.....Maybe the Queen was watching them while polishing her jewelss?
No wonder they sparkle so well.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#20 May 4, 2009
Prince Charles wrote:
I wish I'd have seen it. I might have gotten a few tips.
I'm tired of doing it doggy style with Camilla.
With Camilla, I'd say it's 'doggy style' no matter what position. Woof woof. Or get a paper bag and call it doggy-bag style.

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