Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#752 Jun 9, 2013
moi wrote:
Never try to tell me that fairies don't exist
I've seen them in the forest
Out playing in the mist.
But if you disrespect them
They'll bring you to your knees.
I swear I learned my lesson when
Fairies stole my keys!
:)

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#754 Jun 10, 2013
emotionally neglected wrote:
<quoted text>
DeVine...
Vous venez alors?
Chantant des airs gais du chat
Pour la poule dormir.
Le chien est couché sur le sol,
Et n'a même pas peep;
Mais voici un petit gars éveillé,
Cela ne va pas s'endormir.
Rien mais le sommeil, vous coquin,
Brillant comme la lune;
Cliquetis dans une cruche de grès,
Avec une cuiller de fer.
Rumbling, dégringolant tout sur
Chant comme un coq;
Crier comme je ne sais pas ce
Se réveiller les gens endormis.
Tu ne peux pas le garder encore,
Se tortillant hors genou d'un corps
Comme une anguille très.
Cela doit dormir avec une bataille,
Avant qu'il a fait avec le jeu,
Un petit, petit, trapu, garçon trottinant
Cela va tout le jour. Devine endormi - mais vous pouvez en lire plus rimes
Rapporte...

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#756 Jun 19, 2013
I read the news today oh, boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
I'd love to turn you on

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#757 Jun 20, 2013
But now the lines are clear enough
Life's not pretty even though




1615

“It's A Conspiracy Theory ”

Since: Jan 07

Hide my location

#758 Jun 21, 2013
I Read the Movie, much better than by the Book

moi
Level 4

Since: Dec 06

Arta, Russia

#759 Jun 22, 2013
Readme.txt
 
 
 
 
1963
 
 
 
Late September

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#760 Jun 22, 2013
Once the browser crashes, you will see an error (such as "Access violation") in the WinDbg Command window. If Firefox hangs and there is no command prompt available in the debugger, open the Debug menu and choose Break. Once the browser has crashed or been stopped, continue with the steps below.



7676

moi
Level 4

Since: Dec 06

Arta, Russia

#761 Jun 24, 2013
Wailin' down the freeway
adjust the cruisin' power
The state trooper clocked me at ninety miles an hour
It wasn't me
No no sheriff it wasn't me
Well you must have met some other body,
No, no it wasn't me

“Pair of Socks”

Since: Dec 06

.Beats an Ace High

#762 Jun 25, 2013
Now I'm standing on the highway, tryin' to find my way alone.
Well I got my home in my hand - travelin' across the land,
Tryin' to earn a living, givin' everything I can.
It's getting so hard to remember, it's even harder to forget,
Well if I don't find a way, how'm I gonna pay my debt?



2345

moi
Level 4

Since: Dec 06

Arta, Russia

#763 Jun 28, 2013
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Betcha the liar told you I was speeding too.

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#764 Jun 28, 2013
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?





A: Tell her she's pregnant.

moi
Level 4

Since: Dec 06

Arta, Russia

#765 Jun 28, 2013
A cop is staking out bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says,'How is this possible?' The guy says,'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#766 Jun 28, 2013
A couple of boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.

After about a half mile, the boy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, little man!" the Warden gasped.

With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

"Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes, sir," replied the young man, "but my friend back there, well.... he don't have one."

moi
Level 4

Since: Dec 06

Arta, Russia

#767 Jul 2, 2013
Oh, I went to bed
But it wasn't no use
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
My feet stuck out
Like a chicken roost
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#768 Jul 2, 2013
(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey!(Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No, we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold
And it's fresh
And it’s all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"
The duck said,
“I’ll pass.”

moi
Level 4

Since: Dec 06

Arta, Russia

#769 Sep 12, 2013
By the dark of the moon I planted
But there came an early snow
There's been a hoot owl howlin' by my window now
For six nights in a row

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#770 Sep 13, 2013
Download free Sound Effect - Owl Hoot ringtone

moi
Level 4

Since: Dec 06

Arta, Russia

#771 Sep 13, 2013
groovy tone

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#772 Sep 14, 2013
A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he spoke; The less he spoke the more he heard; Why aren't we like that wise old bird?”

moi
Level 4

Since: Dec 06

Arta, Russia

#773 Sep 14, 2013
What do you call an owl with a sore throat?

A bird that doesn't give a hoot!

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