Men lie ...

Created by An innocent bystander on Oct 21, 2007

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because they can

because they are intimidated

it's their only form of succes

the truth is so complicated

hoping they wont be caught

to be caught in the act

natural born instinct

like their daddy & daddy b4

because amuses them

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#223 Dec 3, 2012
EraserX wrote:
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http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.as ...

Lol , you found a story I didn't look up to confirm the visine runs effect ! Bravo !
I've always heard of it but never known it to be true . My New Orleans friend to it a step further . The kids in the neighborhood were being brats so he made a "special" batch of fudge squares . It was loaded with ex lax . I think the kids never bothered him again .

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#224 Dec 3, 2012
LIARS, LIARS...pants on fire..

“Make Someone Happy”

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#225 Dec 3, 2012
you cut that out CC..you know better..LOL :O)..I always say liar liar panties on fire..LOL..hope your day was good.Keep rockin' girl..LY

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#226 Dec 3, 2012
I should lie more most people don't like the truth.

“another beer ? sure why not”

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Bermuda Triangle

#227 Dec 3, 2012
the truth hurts

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for a hamburger today.

#228 Dec 4, 2012
This thread reminds me of a joke I saw once.

It was a picture of Fairy God Mother sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "Lie to me"
Paris Hilton

Medford, NY

#229 Dec 4, 2012
Spokaloonian wrote:
This thread reminds me of a joke I saw once.
It was a picture of Fairy God Mother sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "Lie to me"
I don't get it?
lalalaLLA

Jefferson, GA

#230 Dec 4, 2012
Who cares? We aren't listening anyway!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO

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The Man

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#231 Dec 4, 2012
lalalaLLA wrote:
Who cares? We aren't listening anyway!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO
6969
Did someone hear something?

Hello?

McFly?

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#232 Dec 4, 2012
What an amazing revalation. Fuhgedaboudit.

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#233 Dec 4, 2012
Personally...I BELIEVE..Men come from Mars AND Women from Venus ..thus Men are programmed " to LIE"....and women are programmed...to see through the LIES..and WHACK them over the head.. for doing so...and then we COMFORT. them...

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for a hamburger today.

#234 Dec 4, 2012
Paris Hilton wrote:
I don't get it?
Perhaps you really are Paris Hilton.

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#235 Dec 4, 2012
EraserX wrote:
Wow, who knew visine was so deadly?
Dr Obvious

Medford, NY

#236 Dec 4, 2012
Sublime1 wrote:
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Wow, who knew visine was so deadly?
Snopes.
Anonymous

Fort Wayne, IN

#237 Dec 4, 2012
Um I hate to break it to ya but not all guys r the same
Anonymous

Fort Wayne, IN

#238 Dec 4, 2012
U know wat I really don't like u that much

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#239 Dec 4, 2012
Oh come one we all love everybody...Well I do LOL.:O) No Lie either..

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#240 Dec 4, 2012
;) you gonna share what ever your smoking? Cheech and Chong man ! Let's give everyone a plant man , and we can all enjoy !:)
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#242 Apr 24, 2014
Women give us a reason to lie.

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#243 Apr 24, 2014
men cant stand it because us women are sooo truthful..they lie to keep up and to make theirselfs look good to us women..some of us can see right through the lies..LOL..honesty is the best policy...with some men us women cant even be honest with them..

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