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Men lie ...

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  • because they can
  • because they are intimidated
  • it's their only form of succes
  • the truth is so complicated
  • hoping they wont be caught
  • to be caught in the act
  • natural born instinct
  • like their daddy & daddy b4
  • because amuses them
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EraserX wrote:
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http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.as ...

Lol , you found a story I didn't look up to confirm the visine runs effect ! Bravo !
I've always heard of it but never known it to be true . My New Orleans friend to it a step further . The kids in the neighborhood were being brats so he made a "special" batch of fudge squares . It was loaded with ex lax . I think the kids never bothered him again .

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LIARS, LIARS...pants on fire..

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you cut that out CC..you know better..LOL :O)..I always say liar liar panties on fire..LOL..hope your day was good.Keep rockin' girl..LY

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I should lie more most people don't like the truth.

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the truth hurts

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for a hamburger today.

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This thread reminds me of a joke I saw once.

It was a picture of Fairy God Mother sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "Lie to me"
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#229
Dec 4, 2012
 
Spokaloonian wrote:
This thread reminds me of a joke I saw once.
It was a picture of Fairy God Mother sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "Lie to me"
I don't get it?
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Who cares? We aren't listening anyway!

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#231
Dec 4, 2012
 
lalalaLLA wrote:
Who cares? We aren't listening anyway!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO
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Did someone hear something?

Hello?

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What an amazing revalation. Fuhgedaboudit.

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Personally...I BELIEVE..Men come from Mars AND Women from Venus ..thus Men are programmed " to LIE"....and women are programmed...to see through the LIES..and WHACK them over the head.. for doing so...and then we COMFORT. them...

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#234
Dec 4, 2012
 
Paris Hilton wrote:
I don't get it?
Perhaps you really are Paris Hilton.

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#235
Dec 4, 2012
 
EraserX wrote:
Wow, who knew visine was so deadly?
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Sublime1 wrote:
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Wow, who knew visine was so deadly?
Snopes.
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Um I hate to break it to ya but not all guys r the same
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U know wat I really don't like u that much

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Oh come one we all love everybody...Well I do LOL.:O) No Lie either..

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;) you gonna share what ever your smoking? Cheech and Chong man ! Let's give everyone a plant man , and we can all enjoy !:)
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Constantly and consistently.

LIES must be in their DNA
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Women give us a reason to lie.

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