Men lie ...

Created by An innocent bystander on Oct 21, 2007

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because they can

because they are intimidated

it's their only form of succes

the truth is so complicated

hoping they wont be caught

to be caught in the act

natural born instinct

like their daddy & daddy b4

because amuses them

other

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#203 Dec 3, 2012
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
God doesn't take nuts, that lets you out.
LMAO
nice... nice... FUTTERNUTTER
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#204 Dec 3, 2012
Here's the TRUTH!

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#205 Dec 3, 2012
Obviously nobody on here never sat next to a couple of women in a bar. I used to bartend in my younger days - let me inform the thread's creator - all men and women lie.
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#206 Dec 3, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
Obviously nobody on here never sat next to a couple of women in a bar. I used to bartend in my younger days - let me inform the thread's creator - all men and women lie.
AND skulls!! And Bartenders! He told me it was TEA!!! And I was ON long island!!!

“Hold on to my waist ”

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And push and pull

#207 Dec 3, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
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AND skulls!! And Bartenders! He told me it was TEA!!! And I was ON long island!!!
i would love to have a "TEA" right now
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#208 Dec 3, 2012
what was I suppose to think!

rotflmao.. no really.. i didn't.. lol

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#209 Dec 3, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
Obviously nobody on here never sat next to a couple of women in a bar. I used to bartend in my younger days - let me inform the thread's creator - all men and women lie.
Yup. Lying is not gender specific.

“I know where you are,”

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#210 Dec 3, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
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AND skulls!! And Bartenders! He told me it was TEA!!! And I was ON long island!!!
I refuse to have any sympathy for anyone who drinks an "iced tea" in a bar and thinks its just regular tea.
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#211 Dec 3, 2012
thatguy93550 wrote:
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i would love to have a "TEA" right now
i betcha would!

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#212 Dec 3, 2012
We used to go to this club in my 20's where long island teas were all the rage . This place was so packed and the bathroom line was rediculous . Turns out that some smart azz was spiking ppls drinks with visine . Ya know what that does ? Crates instant Diarhea . Thank god it never happened to me
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#213 Dec 3, 2012
Laura Beth wrote:
We used to go to this club in my 20's where long island teas were all the rage . This place was so packed and the bathroom line was rediculous . Turns out that some smart azz was spiking ppls drinks with visine . Ya know what that does ? Crates instant Diarhea . Thank god it never happened to me
omgosh!!! That's horrible! Jerks.. thank heavens that was the only thing..

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#214 Dec 3, 2012
Laura Beth wrote:
We used to go to this club in my 20's where long island teas were all the rage . This place was so packed and the bathroom line was rediculous . Turns out that some smart azz was spiking ppls drinks with visine . Ya know what that does ? Crates instant Diarhea . Thank god it never happened to me
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.as...

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#215 Dec 3, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
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NO!!! I'll bargain for ya!! LOL
Aaawww thanks:)

Much appreciated.
Yoohoo Waterfall

Medford, NY

#216 Dec 3, 2012
Visines motto used to be "it gets the red out"......apparently it also brings the brown out!!!

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#217 Dec 3, 2012
EraserX wrote:
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Yup. Lying is not gender specific.
Agree.
Except me. I never lie:O

Hope you're having a good day X.
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#218 Dec 3, 2012
Yoohoo Waterfall wrote:
Visines motto used to be "it gets the red out"......apparently it also brings the brown out!!!
dude.. gross man!

lol
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#219 Dec 3, 2012
EraserX wrote:
this is why I DON'T drink!!!

<covers face with hands and shakes head> there really ARE crazy people ..!!!

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#220 Dec 3, 2012
i can always tell when my ol man is lying, he makes this sniffing noise after he says something and dummy me told him this, so now hes realll careful.. lol
Yoohoo Waterfall

Medford, NY

#221 Dec 3, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
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dude.. gross man!
lol
At your service!!!!

(Takes a bow)
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#222 Dec 3, 2012
<hears a distant applause to Yoohoo>
OH no.. don't fan those flames!!!

lmao

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