Men lie ...

Men lie ...

Created by An innocent bystander on Oct 21, 2007

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because they can

because they are intimidated

it's their only form of succes

the truth is so complicated

hoping they wont be caught

to be caught in the act

natural born instinct

like their daddy & daddy b4

because amuses them

other

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Since: Jul 07

Southview, PA

#1 Oct 21, 2007
SAY IT AIN'T SO!!

but guess what, bet women lie too...for all the same reasons!
Rose wood

Fernandina Beach, FL

#3 Oct 21, 2007
Um, everyone lies. Gender isn't a factor, but men are more likely to cheat and lie. It's certainly not something you can call a natural born instinct. When they lie to impress it's something most nervous people do. Girls aren't immune to this.

Since: Sep 07

Pangia

#4 Oct 21, 2007
cuz day stooped!!

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Hannacroix, NY

#5 Oct 21, 2007
hubba hubba wrote:
SAY IT AIN'T SO!!
but guess what, bet women lie too...for all the same reasons!
Too true. We've been studying both sexes since landing on this planetover a half century ago and are no closer to an understanding of the species than the first day. An intelligent and creative species you are though. Nice feet.

Since: Jul 07

Southview, PA

#6 Oct 21, 2007
opistoglyph wrote:
<quoted text>Too true. We've been studying both sexes since landing on this planetover a half century ago and are no closer to an understanding of the species than the first day. An intelligent and creative species you are though. Nice feet.
eh...thanks...but men don't love women for their minds...or their feet..
and if they say they do, well, they're lying!

;o)
Franko

Coquitlam, Canada

#7 Oct 21, 2007
hubba hubba wrote:
SAY IT AIN'T SO!!
but guess what, bet women lie too...for all the same reasons!
agreed.

It is not exlusive to one gender.

Humans do lie sometimes .. for all of the reasons above.

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Hannacroix, NY

#8 Oct 21, 2007
...because sitting or standing for extended periods of time can cause severe back pain, and this often leads to depression and anxiety disorders.

“Our Grand daughter”

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#9 Oct 21, 2007
Men aren't the only ones to lie. We ladies do, too.

Since: Jul 07

Southview, PA

#10 Oct 21, 2007
opistoglyph wrote:
...because sitting or standing for extended periods of time can cause severe back pain, and this often leads to depression and anxiety disorders.
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opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Hannacroix, NY

#11 Oct 21, 2007
hubba hubba wrote:
<quoted text>
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I'll be here all week.

MOTHER OF MILLIONS!!!So happy to see you! It's been a few hours yet I've missed you so much. How are you sweetie?!

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Since: May 07

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#12 Oct 22, 2007
Everyone lies! But there are good lies and Bad lies, Your saying good lIES? YES, lets say your mom comes to you with a new hair cut and she is real happey with it and you can tell she is just overflowing with joy about it! but realy it looks BADDDDD, DO you say(Oh my gosh mom what did you do to your hair? it looks like grap? OR (2) Gee Mom you did something Different and new to your hair? DO I like it? Of course and you like it to? There are times you take a judgement call in order to not hurt someone that you love when you know that they like what they did as long as they are not hurting anyone else and they are not looking foolish or stupid in public, Now if she came in with something to wild or to off the wall I might say ( MOM It is a little bold for me but if you like it! It is your hair!) Then she knows your not to thrilled with it. Which I did one time when my Mom came in years ago with this Blue tint in her hair, Before the Simmons was on TV.

“Cool huh?”

Since: Jun 06

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#13 Oct 22, 2007
Just a thought - animals don't lie. And MAN (inc
woman) is the superior species?!

“stand up and be counted”

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Since: Apr 07

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#14 Oct 22, 2007
eleanorigby wrote:
Just a thought - animals don't lie. And MAN (inc
woman) is the superior species?!
Hi El. EXACTLY what I was going to say.[ahem]
HONEST.
This poll was put on by a female wasn't it?
No bias in it at all. We don't lie. We brag.

“stand up and be counted”

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#15 Oct 22, 2007
eleanorigby wrote:
Just a thought - animals don't lie. And MAN (inc
woman) is the superior species?!
Anyway El. Animals don't lie, but sure as heck they know how to get what they want. So they DO cheat.

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#16 Oct 22, 2007
eleanorigby wrote:
Just a thought - animals don't lie. And MAN (inc
woman) is the superior species?!
LOL LOL LOL wait LOL sorry MY wife agree's and she would never lie. LOL LOL.

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#17 Oct 22, 2007
I never lie! Is a bear Catholic?

“)O( Brightest Blessings”

Since: Mar 07

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#18 Oct 22, 2007
Men lie for the same reason that a dog will lick it's nuts.. because they CAN!

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#19 Oct 22, 2007
A pig's orgasm lasts thirty minutes.
A platypus is the only mammal that lays eggs.
50% of a flea's body mass is penis.

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Hannacroix, NY

#20 Oct 22, 2007
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
A pig's orgasm lasts thirty minutes.
A platypus is the only mammal that lays eggs.
50% of a flea's body mass is penis.
and if you think having a penis half their mass doesn't upset the FEMALE fleas you're mistaken. It makes it hard for them to wear a thong.

Men lie.....women protect your feelings.

“Cool huh?”

Since: Jun 06

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#21 Oct 22, 2007
rods1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi El. EXACTLY what I was going to say.[ahem]
HONEST.
This poll was put on by a female wasn't it?
No bias in it at all. We don't lie. We brag.
I believe you Rods. Why would you lie to me? lol

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