Women wrapped hot hair straighteners around ex-lover's penis

May 6, 2012 Full story: Anorak 33

TO Sweden. It's January 2011. In a Halmstad flat a woman is straightening her hair.

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#1 May 6, 2012
nice and straight now, but i bet its limp..

lol

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#2 May 6, 2012
OMG! So he asked for her to do this to him then head-butted her for doing it.

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Indianapolis, IN

#3 May 6, 2012
Ow, curly fries

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#5 May 6, 2012
Sounds like BS to me .....
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#6 May 6, 2012
Guy's a psycho...

Most of us have only one dick.
Gotta say, I try to take really good care of mine.
The responsibility's enormous.
Parden pard

Northampton, PA

#7 May 6, 2012
In Texas,,,those tough-ass cow boys demand a branding-iron,,,,,,(awwwww,,th ank god for water troughs),,,
Go Blue

West Palm Beach, FL

#8 May 6, 2012
Yeah, screw that viagra.....
scotbear

United States

#9 May 6, 2012
She shoulda just blown him off...

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#10 May 6, 2012
Go Blue wrote:
Yeah, screw that viagra.....
Some guys abuse it to get it to work, like the guy who slammed his in a drawer. He was ready to go, but by then, she didn't want it, as she preferred one that wasn't bloody.
Go Blue

West Palm Beach, FL

#11 May 6, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Some guys abuse it to get it to work, like the guy who slammed his in a drawer. He was ready to go, but by then, she didn't want it, as she preferred one that wasn't bloody.
That's the price he paid, for hooking up, with a swallower.....

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#12 May 6, 2012
He thought he was tougher than he was. He should have known,- as all women know, that was his weak spot!

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is child's play :)

#13 May 6, 2012
Maybe the dude didn't understand what his preacher meant by going straight...
rickie

Pompano Beach, FL

#14 May 6, 2012
O M G

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#15 May 6, 2012
they say that truth is stranger than fiction. but this is really strange...
Parden pard

Northampton, PA

#16 May 6, 2012
centereach ny wrote:
they say that truth is stranger than fiction. but this is really strange...
And straight,,,,,,

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#17 May 6, 2012
French twist on a Swede??????

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#18 May 6, 2012
And next he stuck it in a bottle of Aloe...
Aspirin Between My Legos

Philadelphia, PA

#20 May 6, 2012
You could say she had him by the short and curlies iron.
Aspirin Between My Legos

Philadelphia, PA

#21 May 6, 2012
The article says he was agony, but was it a perm?

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#22 May 7, 2012
no... it was da feet

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