night machine

Sikeston, MO

#42 Apr 24, 2014
Balls Hills, Viirginia
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#43 Apr 24, 2014
Then I felt my testicles switch places.
One man's twisted story about his balls.
Published in 'The Goodmen Project'.

Not something you want to happen.
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#44 Apr 24, 2014
House Of Balls 'Funhouse of found art and participatory sculpture'.
Created by sculptor Allen Christian in Minneapolis, Mn.
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#45 Apr 24, 2014
Zorbing with hamster balls new craze [2013]

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#46 Apr 24, 2014
night machine wrote:
So you should get it in the right spot by try #4 maybe.
Seems I might not have much to worry about huh?
There are those guys who enjoy such a thing which is also interesting.
I can take the pain lol. I would not know as it has never happen to me.
Does it sound like you have done this before?
Believe me..if you ever get hit there it will hurt just ask any man that has.I've hit a few guys in the crotch and one ended up at the doctor's office.Like my dad said,no matter how big a man is that is the worse place to get hit..I told him if a man hits me that is where he will get it........Enough said....
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#47 Apr 24, 2014
You've hit a few. Think I will stand a little farther back if you don't mind.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#48 Apr 25, 2014
In Times Square in New York City on New Year's eve, a ball drops.

It's only when another ball drops you can proclaim the new year to be a baby boy.
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#49 Apr 25, 2014
You are full of information. Anything else we need to know?
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#50 Apr 25, 2014
Where is hml? Hope she is not off doing post #46.
Just playing with ya hml.
Independent

United States

#51 Apr 25, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Believe me..if you ever get hit there it will hurt just ask any man that has.I've hit a few guys in the crotch and one ended up at the doctor's office.Like my dad said,no matter how big a man is that is the worse place to get hit..I told him if a man hits me that is where he will get it........Enough said....
Sounds like you might be hanging out in the wrong circles.
A "FEW GUYS"?????

What did they do to bring forth your wrath?

:^`{

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#52 Apr 26, 2014
Independent wrote:
<quoted text>
Sounds like you might be hanging out in the wrong circles.
A "FEW GUYS"?????
What did they do to bring forth your wrath?
:^`{
Slap me..you get what's coming.
You keep nagging and I say to stop and you keep on..take what follows.
I have always been around males(all my life) and I learn how to take care of me :o)

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#53 Apr 26, 2014
night machine wrote:
Where is hml? Hope she is not off doing post #46.
Just playing with ya hml.
..you want some?...lol

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#54 Apr 26, 2014
BALL MUCH?? meet at the Boooooowling alley..SWEEEEETIE!!
Instigator

Bridgeport, NY

#55 Apr 26, 2014
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
That sounds so... impersonal.
In the golden olden days, getting a kick in the balls started off with a conversation like this:
"I hear what you are saying."
<Hands on shoulders>
"There, there. this will soon be over."
<Boot to the Groin! And one for Jenny and the wimp!>
"Doesn't that feel better?"
"I'll take your vomiting as a yes. My work is done here."
I don't need anyone to kick me there anymore. As you get older the old sackage package just kinda drops.

It's why I don't wear boxers anymore, because the first time you sit on your nads you really don't want to do it again. And I couldn't stand the chaffing on the inside of my knees anymore.

I do seem to have a unfair advantage when I play naked twister though.
Independent

United States

#56 Apr 26, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
Slap me..you get what's coming.
Agree
:^`}
honeymylove wrote:
You keep nagging and I say to stop and you keep on..take what follows.
Disagree
:^`{
honeymylove wrote:
I have always been around males(all my life) and I learn how to take care of me :o)
Always a good thing.
:^`D
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#57 Apr 26, 2014
Here I am hml. Please try to refrain from wanting to hurt me lol.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#58 Apr 27, 2014
night machine wrote:
Here I am hml. Please try to refrain from wanting to hurt me lol.
Funny guy aren't you...now come here and let me hurt you in a way you will never forget...ME...lol
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#59 Apr 27, 2014
Ballbaby- Kix
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#60 Apr 27, 2014
Bang Bang [Balls Of Fire] - Kix
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#61 Apr 27, 2014
And that way would be hml lol

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