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#26 May 29, 2014
You 'lost cause' people need to take this seriously!
Don't forget to check your body for 'ticks', as they kill people and spread diseases!

Also, if you see a alligator sunbathing with his mouth open, that doesn't mean he's 'aggressive', it only means that he's regulating his body temp. because he's getting too hot! Just walk on by and don't worry about him!

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#27 Jun 5, 2014
If you are flying on a plane make sure you have a 'flotation' device and use antibacterial hand wash!

Level 5

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#28 Jun 5, 2014
Use aloe for sever sun burns and iron burns!

Level 5

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#29 Jun 5, 2014
Be careful where you step on the beach and use sand and something else for jelly fish bites!
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#30 Jun 5, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
Be careful where you step on the beach and use sand and something else for jelly fish bites!
You havin' a sip of al-kee-haul while you post possibly?

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

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#31 Jun 5, 2014
Have a Slushy Mud Puddle nearby..WHEN ya are playing near a Beehive .

If ya get STUNG..Ya Slather the mud on..Let it Dry..and The PAIN will subside Andc the Stinger should readily pluck out!!!

Grandma's..Remedy!!

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#32 Jun 9, 2014
Pure 'aloe' for those really burned areas or if you just want a blast of coolness!

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#33 Jun 9, 2014
Don't buy and aloe plant though, because it won't be enough to put on your body, so the aloe in the store in the suntan lotion isle is good!
Don't forget Neosporan for those minor cuts and band aids too!
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#34 Jun 9, 2014
When swimming in a Florida lake or river, always let your wife swim out ahead to make sure there aren't any alligators or water Moccasins in the area.

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

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#35 Jun 11, 2014
WATCH OUT..

As you Cross the Street..

SPIT BALLS..

From Cars holding Vacationers..

Are..

Abundant!!

PUNKS!!
Be Very Careful Guys

Medford, NY

#36 Jun 12, 2014
After shocking your swimming pool with cleaning chemicals always let the wife take the first swim.

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#37 Jun 12, 2014
Be careful with ant beds, especially fire ant's!
Manicured Lawn

Medford, NY

#38 Jun 13, 2014
When trimming tree branches, always cut from a higher point than the branch, and make sure the wife is down below and ready to "catch" the branches so they dent the lawn.

“Alive to live life”

Since: Nov 13

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#39 Jun 13, 2014
Be careful if on the beach and she/man spirt guy offers to rub suncream on u ask to see I.D
buck

Atlanta, GA

#40 Jun 13, 2014
dude you aint spell right man go to school learn to spell be fore tryin to put folks down here you need to be locked up man dont worry about spirit dude you mental state stalkin the girl every which way.
bill

Owensboro, KY

#41 Jun 13, 2014
if the wife's sister slaps you in the head with an oar, don't swim back to the boat swim for shore

“Alive to live life”

Since: Nov 13

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#42 Jun 13, 2014
buck wrote:
dude you aint spell right man go to school learn to spell be fore tryin to put folks down here you need to be locked up man dont worry about spirit dude you mental state stalkin the girl every which way.
Ok spirit ok

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#43 Jun 13, 2014
Stay indoors in the airconditioning.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#45 Jun 13, 2014
Summertime rules:
No time travel, it always goes wrong.
No, Zombies, it also always goes wrong.
No time travelling Zombies, double wrongness.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#48 Jun 16, 2014
Schedule a colonoscopy. Check where the sun don't shine.

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