What features would you like in a girl?

What features would you like in a girl?

Created by Purple Gurl on Feb 22, 2013

37 votes

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Green skin

Purple skin

Tentacles

Eyes on stalks

Extra eye(s)

Extra breast(s)

Antennae

Spots

Stripes

All the above

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#156 Mar 1, 2013
Danzo wrote:
A chick who don't fart.
That's a lot to ask for :)

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#157 Mar 19, 2013
I prefer one with firmly held principles to one with none at all. Women who will simply change their values simply to conform with the crowd are a dime a dozen. I'd rather have one that can think for herself and not let others do it for them if I were single.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#158 Mar 20, 2013
You have a point. I think the OP was asking about exotic physical features, but honesty and integrity are certainly great features to have in anyone.

“Clowns taste funny”

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#159 Jun 24, 2013
I want mine built for speed, not for comfort.

“"My Book of Many Shadows.".”

Since: Apr 15

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#160 Aug 22, 2015
try on some words,
little girl

take a match,
check the hollow

put on those words,
silly girl

play the swan,
and its final chant

echo the words,
poor girl

dye the dark
and let go

of it all
and the words

“"My Book of Many Shadows.".”

Since: Apr 15

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#161 Aug 24, 2015
Girls......

They are pink sugared candies, crimson cherries, sweet angels.

They are magical creatures with eyes that can pierce through concrete.

Baby faces, lusty lips, caramel apples with a toxic core.

They are roses that smell just as sweet even after they have been cut,

They have thorns like razor blades.

They are chest pains, beautiful lullabies.

They are lovely nightmares........

*
*
*

nevertheless, on the other hand

Woman,

There’s a certain beauty in a woman who assures her beauty, who believes in herself and contains her assurance.

A woman who doesn’t want to be someone else, yet who wants to do better not be better.

A woman who invites you in - helps you surpass your fears of uncertainties.

She sings along in delight and joy; living, loving, running along the rivers of natures gift.

Plainly a woman with a past, an unknown future who she is not afraid of, but looking forward to reach it.

A woman who isn’t afraid of getting old, who is gaining knowledge and strength daily.

The past is something she learns from, the present is her best friend and the future yearns for her substance.

This - Is a Real Woman.

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#162 Aug 25, 2015
KNIGHT DeVINE wrote:
Girls......
They are pink sugared candies, crimson cherries, sweet angels.
They are magical creatures with eyes that can pierce through concrete.
Baby faces, lusty lips, caramel apples with a toxic core.
They are roses that smell just as sweet even after they have been cut,
They have thorns like razor blades.
They are chest pains, beautiful lullabies.
They are lovely nightmares........
*
*
*
nevertheless, on the other hand
Woman,
There’s a certain beauty in a woman who assures her beauty, who believes in herself and contains her assurance.
A woman who doesn’t want to be someone else, yet who wants to do better not be better.
A woman who invites you in - helps you surpass your fears of uncertainties.
She sings along in delight and joy; living, loving, running along the rivers of natures gift.
Plainly a woman with a past, an unknown future who she is not afraid of, but looking forward to reach it.
A woman who isn’t afraid of getting old, who is gaining knowledge and strength daily.
The past is something she learns from, the present is her best friend and the future yearns for her substance.
This - Is a Real Woman.
and you're a real predator....
I mean...if you were the young dude in your avatar...
would you really be here??
would you post all the time...
would you know poetry??
would you care??
or sit and stare??
I think not..
but here you are

you've been posting longer than
your avatar has been alive..

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#163 Aug 25, 2015
on subject...

honesty...integrity..

a loving nature..

being all mine!!
grace-fallen

Jacksonville, FL

#164 Aug 25, 2015
Dark skin & slim body.

Since: Jun 11

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#166 Aug 25, 2015
Reporter to Elvis Presley during a 1958 press conference: "Elvis, what's your idea of the ideal girl?

Elvis: " Female, sir."

Everyone in the room cracked up.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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Since: Jun 11

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#167 Aug 26, 2015
A pulse wpuld be a good feature for a girl to have. :)
LOL

Houston, TX

#168 Aug 26, 2015
Girls are icky. I mean Ferrerman thinks girls are icky.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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Since: Jun 11

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#169 Aug 27, 2015
Opposable thumbs would be swell "features" for a girl to have.

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Hoosierville

#170 Aug 27, 2015
What features would you like in a girl?
Is that during intermission, matinee showing, or overall?

“The doctor is in!”

Since: Jul 14

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#171 Aug 27, 2015
A pulse....
Michael

Detroit, MI

#172 Aug 28, 2015
Chilli J wrote:
A pulse wpuld be a good feature for a girl to have.:)
"wpuld" lol.
"So it's not you, It's them?"
Tough break Pretend Attorney.

A lonely, moronic, arrogant fraud, is no way to go through life, Nancy.
beatlesinafog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#173 Aug 28, 2015
One that doesn't lean the wrong way when yer lining up a 100mph bend !.... and wears a Cilla Black coat
John Bender

Detroit, MI

#174 Aug 28, 2015
Chilli J wrote:
A pulse wpuld be a good feature for a girl to have.:)
Ahab, phishing, trollin' by proxy, you always make a fool of yourself. Then again, you always make a fool of yourself, but, you knew that too.

I've been in Ohio since last Saturday.

So, Ahab.. Kybo Mein Doobage
Look Up

New York, NY

#175 Aug 29, 2015
In Ohio but IP says Greenway Va? Uh huh. LOL! "I'm in Ohio I swear!'

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#176 Aug 29, 2015
Michael wrote:
<quoted text>
"wpuld" lol.
"So it's not you, It's them?"
Tough break Pretend Attorney.
A lonely, moronic, arrogant fraud, is no way to go through life, Nancy.
You found a typo? Yay! You're no longer curled up in the fetal position? t took you a month to stop grabbing your ankles the last time you were a b1tch slap recipient here.

So you, who lied about being a Structural Engineer, insist another guy, who went to law school, is a pretend attorney? The irony of that escapes you? Right, Cement Whisperer?

You're a "do what I say, not what I do" guy, I see. You sure you're smart enough to watch cement dry, unsupervised? A song, for you and your envious, sad, ham and egger life...

https://youtu.be/lsaqvP4DkxI

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