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What features would you like in a girl?

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“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

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Feb 24, 2013
 
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... meat me in the frozen food asile ...
you should consider opening a meat market.

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reebie wrote:
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REPORTED YOU SICK NASTY disgusting offensive faker !
ps... your comment still sounded like a girl....I guess your buy...
:) lololololhahahahaha
lol

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lol
Hey bluebulb...your eyes are gonna pop out if keep holdin yer breath...

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Hey bluebulb...your eyes are gonna pop out if keep holdin yer breath...
Am gonna tell on you :)
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Feb 24, 2013
 
I would like a girl who didn't ask me where i was goin all the time and who im talking too. And one with alot of money.

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Am gonna tell on you :)
...my little sister always said that when we were kids...
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New location wrote:
All paid trolls please report to this thread:
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/topix/TG8MCRU...
Paid trolls only, please.
After all the crap the past week or so, I'm inclined to think these mods aren't paid enough or they're all suffering from a staff infection virus.

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Feb 24, 2013
 
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...don't forget the box of Cardboardeaux...LMAO
The whole box? lol

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Feb 24, 2013
 
arctic wrote:
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The whole box? lol
Yup...last months vintage...
Pop always said "If it don't have a cork in it don't drink it"...

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Feb 24, 2013
 
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Yup...last months vintage...
Pop always said "If it don't have a cork in it don't drink it"...
I'm not a big wine fan.
Unless it's sparking. A bottle
of that would be good right now.

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Feb 24, 2013
 
arctic wrote:
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I'm not a big wine fan.
Unless it's sparking. A bottle
of that would be good right now.
...thinking of priming the cruise control Ma'am? I've got a bottle of Cold Duck I'll share wid ya...bwahaha....

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Feb 24, 2013
 
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...thinking of priming the cruise control Ma'am? I've got a bottle of Cold Duck I'll share wid ya...bwahaha....
Right now...that would work. lol
I've never tried it. Is it good?

What I'd like is a margarita. Yum:)

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arctic wrote:
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Right now...that would work. lol
I've never tried it. Is it good?
What I'd like is a margarita. Yum:)
Oh it's terrible...but good for a headache in the morning...
Back to girl features...
Err, wondering why a seat belt crossed my mind...

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Oh it's terrible...but good for a headache in the morning...
Back to girl features...
Err, wondering why a seat belt crossed my mind...
Are you considering strapping some
woman down?

Perv;)

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arctic wrote:
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Are you considering strapping some
woman down?
Perv;)
I'm surprised at you!...the thought never crossed my mind...till you mentioned it, honest!...

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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I'm surprised at you!...the thought never crossed my mind...till you mentioned it, honest!...
Riiiiiight....lol

At least you weren't thinking about handcuffs:0

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.......or a blindfold. LOL

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A beautiful heart and spirit , a strong mind , humor , compassion , empathy ... All of which my Daughter had and more .

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I still find women's breasts fascinating. Especially the cleavage...

My Oh my!!

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i would like an "off" switch installed... for those moments... you know... we men have them too... just
"shut em off"!

just saying

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