What features would you like in a girl?

What features would you like in a girl?

Created by Purple Gurl on Feb 22, 2013

32 votes

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Green skin

Purple skin

Tentacles

Eyes on stalks

Extra eye(s)

Extra breast(s)

Antennae

Spots

Stripes

All the above

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Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#65 Feb 24, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...now that really makes me feel cheap and used, all I am to you is a sex object...sigh...
LOL

Nope, not a sex object.....a sexy object;)

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Powellton WV

#66 Feb 24, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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when my daughters frienda began "maturing" before her, she freaked out & said, "Mooooom!!! They look like monkeys!!!" lol
LMAO:)

“Denny Crain”

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#67 Feb 24, 2013
arctic wrote:
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It's a hohah dear;)
What I want in a girl is me :)

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Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#68 Feb 24, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... truthful ...
... i can to learn to live with the rest ...
BUT it was ONLY the ONE time & I confessed =)

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Powellton WV

#69 Feb 24, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>What I want in a girl is me :)
LOL

You're terrible;)

“If you see God,tell him.”

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#70 Feb 24, 2013
To be my best friend and lover.

“I call it as I see it.”

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#71 Feb 24, 2013
Asshat Detector wrote:
<quoted text>BEEEEEEEEEEP!
Stop making me work all this overtime!
And you have the nerve to call Ferrerman a troll? UNBELIEVABLE!(LOL)

“I call it as I see it.”

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Retirement City

#73 Feb 24, 2013
Asshat Detector wrote:
<quoted text>BEEEEEEEEEEP!
Stop making me work all this overtime!
Obviously either a false positive or it went off because it detected you.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#74 Feb 24, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Confucious say,
It is good for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl...
REPORTED!!..Get a FREAKIN' LIFE, DUDE!!

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#75 Feb 24, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> REPORTED!!..Get a FREAKIN' LIFE, DUDE!!
Thank You Honey...good to know I can always count on you...
Say, where'd ya park the broom this morning?;o)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#76 Feb 24, 2013
Enjoying a LIFE together with the ONE you choose to walk beside you..as your mate, is the ONE you chose with their faults, All the qualities you admire and Because they LOVED you back UNCONDITIONALLY... accepted YOU for YOU..HAPPY JOURNEYS!!

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#77 Feb 24, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
Enjoying a LIFE together with the ONE you choose to walk beside you..as your mate, is the ONE you chose with their faults, All the qualities you admire and Because they LOVED you back UNCONDITIONALLY... accepted YOU for YOU..HAPPY JOURNEYS!!
I love you too Edith!...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#78 Feb 24, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Confucious say,
It is good for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl...
... glad to meat you ...
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#79 Feb 24, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> REPORTED!!..Get a FREAKIN' LIFE, DUDE!!
really?? I thot that was funny... but i did find AS comment about tight perky nipples very offensive.. Im still bleaching out my eyes..think Im gonna need therapy..n stuff...I guess beauty,,truly,,, is in the eye of the beholder..

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#80 Feb 24, 2013
reebie wrote:
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really?? I thot that was funny... but i did find AS comment about tight perky nipples very offensive.. Im still bleaching out my eyes..think Im gonna need therapy..n stuff...I guess beauty,,truly,,, is in the eye of the beholder..
... im wearin shades ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#81 Feb 24, 2013
reebie wrote:
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really?? I thot that was funny... but i did find AS comment about tight perky nipples very offensive.. Im still bleaching out my eyes..think Im gonna need therapy..n stuff...I guess beauty,,truly,,, is in the eye of the beholder..
... meat me in the frozen food asile ...

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#82 Feb 24, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... meat me in the frozen food asile ...
...stand clear of the pizza rolls...
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#83 Feb 24, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... meat me in the frozen food asile ...
will do.. Ive been hungry for some of those Joes Ole' taquito thingys.. and some cardboard pizza..
Ferrerman

United States

#84 Feb 24, 2013
A strap-on. And not one of those wimpy ones either!!!!

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#85 Feb 24, 2013
reebie wrote:
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will do.. Ive been hungry for some of those Joes Ole' taquito thingys.. and some cardboard pizza..
...don't forget the box of Cardboardeaux...LMAO

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