What features would you like in a girl?

What features would you like in a girl?

Created by Purple Gurl on Feb 22, 2013

32 votes

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Green skin

Purple skin

Tentacles

Eyes on stalks

Extra eye(s)

Extra breast(s)

Antennae

Spots

Stripes

All the above

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Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#45 Feb 23, 2013
reebie wrote:
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dingle?? ooooo no way!! lolol
@ brandii ---
dont think Id be able to eat cherry pie ever !!
LOL

Makes you wonder what Brandiis grandma
called boys parts.

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#46 Feb 23, 2013
arctic wrote:
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LOL
Makes you wonder what Brandiis grandma
called boys parts.
No it doesn't. I wanna hear more bout the girl parts...
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#47 Feb 23, 2013
arctic wrote:
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LOL
Makes you wonder what Brandiis grandma
called boys parts.
put another log on the fire !!
hahahaha!

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#48 Feb 23, 2013
arctic wrote:
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LMFAO
Buttercup?????
That's a good one.
I took care of this elderly
lady (my first hospital job)
and when I took her some items
in to bathe she asked me if I
could help her wash her "monkey" LOL
"Monkey"..LOL.. made me think of this lady I bought my house from and she use the word along with Juice..Me and my hubby laugh.Never heard that before..Monkey juice...lmao

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Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#49 Feb 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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No it doesn't. I wanna hear more bout the girl parts...
Perv;) lol

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Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#50 Feb 23, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>"Monkey"..LO L.. made me think of this lady I bought my house from and she use the word along with Juice..Me and my hubby laugh.Never heard that before..Monkey juice...lmao
OMG.....Monkey juice.

Never heard that one b/f. LOL

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#51 Feb 23, 2013
arctic wrote:
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Perv;) lol
...now that really makes me feel cheap and used, all I am to you is a sex object...sigh...

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#52 Feb 23, 2013
Have you ever heard this..Have you tried the shoes on?..My dad asked me that when me and my second hubby was dating..I was so embarassed..

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#53 Feb 23, 2013
3 1/2 feet tall, with a flat head, so I have some where to set my beer.LOL

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Since: Feb 13

Because I really Don't....

#54 Feb 23, 2013
REDNECK HIPPIE wrote:
3 1/2 feet tall, with a flat head, so I have some where to set my beer.LOL
You need twins! Where you gonna put your ash tray?

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

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Since: Jul 08

USA

#55 Feb 23, 2013
DilIigaf wrote:
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You need twins! Where you gonna put your ash tray?
De only thing I smoke is a spliff, so I don't need no ashtray, cause it never leaves me mouth, except to pass on. LOL

“Hi!”

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#56 Feb 23, 2013
REDNECK HIPPIE wrote:
3 1/2 feet tall, with a flat head, so I have some where to set my beer.LOL
Hmmmm, isn't that the perfect height of your hips?

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#57 Feb 23, 2013
...I always thought cruise control and a mute button would be a nice option...

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

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Since: Jul 08

USA

#58 Feb 23, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
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Hmmmm, isn't that the perfect height of your hips?
Give dat girlie a kewpie doll.
You got it right on the first try. LOL

“Hi!”

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#59 Feb 23, 2013
REDNECK HIPPIE wrote:
<quoted text>Give dat girlie a kewpie doll.
You got it right on the first try. LOL
Yikes!!! Lol!!!

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#60 Feb 23, 2013
My girlfriend has everything a man would want - hair on her chest, a mustache...

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#61 Feb 23, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
I love her eyes
The way they shine.
I love her smile
She seems so kind.
I love her hair
As it surrounds her face
I love her lips
So sweet to taste.
I love her body
Pressed close to mine
I love my woman
All the time.
and she's a lucky lady but i think she knows that =)))

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#62 Feb 23, 2013
reebie wrote:
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we call it a buttercup in Korntown...
whoknew the whowho was a a hohah or a teehee?
:)
sigh...its a hoohah already!!!

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#63 Feb 23, 2013
arctic wrote:
<quoted text>
LMFAO
Buttercup?????
That's a good one.
I took care of this elderly
lady (my first hospital job)
and when I took her some items
in to bathe she asked me if I
could help her wash her "monkey" LOL
when my daughters frienda began "maturing" before her, she freaked out & said, "Mooooom!!! They look like monkeys!!!" lol

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#64 Feb 23, 2013
... truthful ...

... i can to learn to live with the rest ...

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