What features would you like in a girl?

What features would you like in a girl?

Created by Purple Gurl on Feb 22, 2013

27 votes

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Green skin

Purple skin

Tentacles

Eyes on stalks

Extra eye(s)

Extra breast(s)

Antennae

Spots

Stripes

All the above

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#24 Feb 23, 2013
Genhoe wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, I awilla.. edxcuse alll my spilling errrors. I forget to wipe the vaselino offf my fingers. You know my thumbs are always up my asss. hahaha
Thanks for the visual, guess I won't be having breakfast after all!

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#25 Feb 23, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
I love her eyes
The way they shine.
I love her smile
She seems so kind.
I love her hair
As it surrounds her face
I love her lips
So sweet to taste.
I love her body
Pressed close to mine
I love my woman
All the time.
How sexy:)

I like it.
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#26 Feb 23, 2013
arctic wrote:
<quoted text>
It's a hohah dear;)
we call it a buttercup in Korntown...
whoknew the whowho was a a hohah or a teehee?

:)

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#27 Feb 23, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
we call it a buttercup in Korntown...
whoknew the whowho was a a hohah or a teehee?
:)
LMFAO

Buttercup?????
That's a good one.

I took care of this elderly
lady (my first hospital job)
and when I took her some items
in to bathe she asked me if I
could help her wash her "monkey" LOL
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#28 Feb 23, 2013
arctic wrote:
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LMFAO
Buttercup?????
That's a good one.
I took care of this elderly
lady (my first hospital job)
and when I took her some items
in to bathe she asked me if I
could help her wash her "monkey" LOL
omg! thats what my dads family called it! takes me to a dark place!!!!
lolololol
my friend calls it,,,( for her children) little missy
kids are gonna have some issues when the teachers call out bad girls,,,,with Hey! little missy!!
hahaha
60s chic

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#29 Feb 23, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
I love her eyes
The way they shine.
I love her smile
She seems so kind.
I love her hair
As it surrounds her face
I love her lips
So sweet to taste.
I love her body
Pressed close to mine
I love my woman
All the time.
That was the nicest and most respectful "feature" on this thread.

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#30 Feb 23, 2013
It seems everyone is voting for triple nipples.

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#31 Feb 23, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
It seems everyone is voting for triple nipples.
Yikes, one for each hand and an extra for the mouth?
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#32 Feb 23, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
It seems everyone is voting for triple nipples.

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#33 Feb 23, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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Yikes, one for each hand and an extra for the mouth?
Now youre speaking my language!!!!

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#34 Feb 23, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>Now youre speaking my language!!!!
Somehow, I just knew that would draw you out!

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#35 Feb 23, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
It seems everyone is voting for triple nipples.
Girls need two on their backs. Great for close dancing.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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#36 Feb 23, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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Please help make this thread number 1 on topix!
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/topix/T765V3I...
Ya know..BEAUTY only runs skin deep.. YOU can have a GODDESS..and her heart is made of stone... OR you can have a plain gal...and heart is as pure as the driven snow.. ASK yourself.. Which of these TWO women... WILL stand by ya..through thick and thin, WHICH one WILL comfort you WHEN you lost your job, for standing up for YOURSELF.?? WHICH one will make you feel like the KING of your Castle, UNTIL you cannot afford to keep her in the luxuries she desires?? The bottom line is..The ONE who takes care of YOU, YOUR every need..IS the ONE Who truly LOVES you..She married you for LOVE, NOT RICHES...AND..she will March into your Boss's officer and give her TWO CENTS on your behalf!! ROCK ON ROCKERS!!

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#37 Feb 23, 2013
OMG! Lol! My late grandmother called it Cherry Pie! I've been scared for life and have never seemed to eat Cherry Pie!! Hahahahahahahahaha! She was French and said it with her accent, it didn't help.:)

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#38 Feb 23, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
we call it a buttercup in Korntown...
whoknew the whowho was a a hohah or a teehee?
:)
No one better lay a wassup on my buttercup..!!

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#39 Feb 23, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
omg! thats what my dads family called it! takes me to a dark place!!!!
lolololol
my friend calls it,,,( for her children) little missy
kids are gonna have some issues when the teachers call out bad girls,,,,with Hey! little missy!!
hahaha
That's too funny.....LOL

I've heard it called a "sissy" but
never a "missy"

A friend had her little girl calling
a girls parts a "sissy" and a boy
had a "dingle"

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#40 Feb 23, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
It seems everyone is voting for triple nipples.
That's gross:) lol

I saw a girl once who had breasts
but didn't have nipples.

One of the strangest things I've
ever seen.

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#41 Feb 23, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
OMG! Lol! My late grandmother called it Cherry Pie! I've been scared for life and have never seemed to eat Cherry Pie!! Hahahahahahahahaha! She was French and said it with her accent, it didn't help.:)
LOL

That's a new one.

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#42 Feb 23, 2013
On my home state of Maine we referred to a girls part as a bug...." Hey babe, how's your bug?"
Well, think about it.
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#44 Feb 23, 2013
arctic wrote:
<quoted text>
That's too funny.....LOL
I've heard it called a "sissy" but
never a "missy"
A friend had her little girl calling
a girls parts a "sissy" and a boy
had a "dingle"
dingle?? ooooo no way!! lolol

@ brandii ---
dont think Id be able to eat cherry pie ever !!

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