What features would you like in a girl?

What features would you like in a girl?

Created by Purple Gurl on Feb 22, 2013

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Green skin

Purple skin

Tentacles

Eyes on stalks

Extra eye(s)

Extra breast(s)

Antennae

Spots

Stripes

All the above

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Joy Edge Martin

Schaumburg, IL

#1 Feb 22, 2013
Finally getting the surgery, eh?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#2 Feb 22, 2013
What alien features would everyone like to see in their dream dates?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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#3 Feb 22, 2013
Purple Gurl wrote:
What alien features would everyone like to see in their dream dates?
Purple Girl...OMG!!..YOU'RE BACCCK!!!....Heard you were ttransferred to another planet to keep the peace!!.. So How are ya??..WOW!! Remember, ALIEN World... YOU and I had a blast!!..
Ya sure, YOU want answers to your question??...
loxs de lux

Denmark

#4 Feb 22, 2013
IK wil dat meisje met slechte haargroei. Onderbreekt hij net als lelijk. Lijm vast knopen. Strings van vuile sigaretten. IK straft haar zorg lelijke haren vast. Niet verwijderen. Gebruik een schaar. Tie haar naar bed. Gebruik haren op tie geblinddoekt. Knot korseter.

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#5 Feb 23, 2013
...the same features offered in the Dyson Ultra Lightweight Vacuum Cleaner comes to mind...

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

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Kenya, E.Africa.

#6 Feb 23, 2013
Breasts.

I like my women with perky tight upright nipples.

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#7 Feb 23, 2013
Those old National Geographic pic's not doin' it for ya..??
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#8 Feb 23, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
Breasts.
I like my women with perky tight upright nipples.
REPORTED YOU SICK NASTY disgusting offensive faker !

ps... your comment still sounded like a girl....I guess your buy...

:) lololololhahahahaha
Kevin

Schaumburg, IL

#9 Feb 23, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> Purple Girl...OMG!!..YOU'RE BACCCK!!!....Heard you were ttransferred to another planet to keep the peace!!.. So How are ya??..WOW!! Remember, ALIEN World... YOU and I had a blast!!..
Ya sure, YOU want answers to your question??...
I think she forgot she had committed suicide.
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#10 Feb 23, 2013
justaguess wrote:
Those old National Geographic pic's not doin' it for ya..??
gotta get another diet coke.. I just lost mine....

hahahahahahahaha......!!!!

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#11 Feb 23, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
REPORTED YOU SICK NASTY disgusting offensive faker !
ps... your comment still sounded like a girl....I guess your buy...
:) lololololhahahahaha
Ohhh, you saucy flirt..!

:)
Ferrerman

United States

#12 Feb 23, 2013
BIG ONES!(balls, that is)

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#13 Feb 23, 2013
What features would you like "IN" a girl??? You know... I know I got a dirty mind but when I see a thread with a title like this it is tough to not post the funny sh!t Im thinking...but in this case I will...just this one time though.
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#14 Feb 23, 2013
justaguess wrote:
<quoted text>
Ohhh, you saucy flirt..!
:)
teehee
:o)

“Denny Crain”

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#15 Feb 23, 2013
reebie wrote:
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teehee
:o)
What is a teehee and where does it go on a girl :)Is it like a whowho

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Powellton WV

#16 Feb 23, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>What is a teehee and where does it go on a girl :)Is it like a whowho
It's a hohah dear;)

“Clowns taste funny”

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#17 Feb 23, 2013
Ferrerman wrote:
BIG ONES!(balls, that is)
BEEP BEEP BEEP

CLowN
Asshat Detector

United States

#18 Feb 23, 2013
clown detector wrote:
<quoted text>BEEP BEEP BEEP
CLowN
BEEEEEEEEEEP!

Stop making me work all this overtime!

“Big Sur”

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#19 Feb 23, 2013
Kevin wrote:
<quoted text>I think she forgot she had committed suicide.
I think you forgot you're supposed to be a man! Poor Ferrerman!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#23 Feb 23, 2013
I love her eyes
The way they shine.
I love her smile
She seems so kind.
I love her hair
As it surrounds her face
I love her lips
So sweet to taste.
I love her body
Pressed close to mine
I love my woman
All the time.

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