How long are you and what's your Diameter?

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Colorado chic

Pulaski, WI

#1 Apr 15, 2013
How long are you and what's your Diameter?

“From Dusk To Dawn,...”

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Since: Mar 12

Chevrolet Crusing U.S.A.

#3 Apr 17, 2013
What are the Prizes,...?
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#5 Apr 18, 2013
Well I'm 5'11" tall and about 34" at the waist.

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Since: Apr 07

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#6 Apr 18, 2013
Colorado chic wrote:
How long are you and what's your Diameter?
When I was young and in my prime
I measured up all the time
Alas
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its big head
And watch me tie my shoes.

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#7 Apr 18, 2013
I thought for sure this was a QC thread..lol

am I ever right???

“Not my circus”

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Since: Mar 13

Not my monkeys

#8 Apr 18, 2013
My Daimler Benz is a real classic. A 1973.

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