Miriam Tucker had to recover her prize the hard way

Apr 26, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: WYLD-FM

Miriam Tucker's last colonoscopy yielded quite a treasure: a 1.03-carat round brilliant cut diamond, worth $5,000. But don't go scheduling an appointment with your gastroenterologist in the hopes that you, too, will strike it rich.

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“hellshade”

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#1 Apr 26, 2013
the anal sphinter is one of the strongest muscles in the body they say but if I knew it could make diamonds i'd be shoving coal up my butt....
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#2 Apr 26, 2013
A diamond in the roughage....
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Philadelphia, PA

#3 Apr 26, 2013
Diamonds are so sharp they can cut ass.

“walkin', fishin', the liberry”

Since: Jun 08

...i like 'em all....

#4 Apr 26, 2013
centereach ny wrote:
the anal sphinter is one of the strongest muscles in the body they say but if I knew it could make diamonds i'd be shoving coal up my butt....
...if i thot you could make diamonds, I'D be shoving coal up yer butt......

just sayin'.

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#5 Apr 27, 2013
This is not good news. Sales of my golden eggs have slowed to a crawl.

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