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Mar 29, 2012 | Posted by: Hitesrunprincess

Man Sentenced for Poisoning Wife's Rice Krispies

Full story: www.nbcmiami.com

A man accused of trying to poison his wife with paint remover in her cereal was sentenced to eight years in California state prison after pleading no contest, the District Attorney's Office announced.

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Xstain Fatwass Central Philadelphia, PA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Mar 29, 2012 Judged: 5 5 3 Ricin your Krispies is no laughing matter.
Lawrence Wolf “Happiness comes through giving” Level 6 Since: Feb 08 41,792 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Mar 29, 2012 Judged: 3 3 1 Snap, crackle, oops!
William Pena “Out in the West Texas” Level 1 Since: Mar 08 5,648 town of El Paso	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 Mar 29, 2012 Judged: 3 2 2 What a jerk. Who pissed in his Cornflakes?
Ferrerman “STILL THE FERRER!!” Since: Jun 09 26,801 FAMOUS BLOGGER	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Mar 29, 2012 Judged: 4 4 4 William Pena wrote: What a jerk. Who pissed in his Cornflakes? DUDE!
off the trail “Jody” Level 7 Since: Apr 09 12,826 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Mar 29, 2012 That was a FAIL from conception. Who in the world would miss the odor or taste of paint thinner in cereal?
Billy R “I was a Grim Reaper” Level 8 Since: Apr 07 30,476 But now I take antidepressants	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #6 Mar 30, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 2 Snap, crackle, and drop...........
dragoon70056 “If it ain't broke don't fix it” Level 9 Since: Jul 09 15,807 Arcadia, LA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Mar 30, 2012 Judged: 1 No feeling well today. Wife made rice krispie treats last night...ack!!!
Deer Whisperer “12-14-2012 -- RIP 20 + 7” Since: Nov 09 2,829 BOSTON MA, West TX, Moore OK	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Mar 30, 2012 Judged: 1 William Pena wrote: What a jerk. Who pissed in his Cornflakes? DUDE !!! With that caption, it must be you .... welcome back!

Deer Whisperer “12-14-2012 -- RIP 20 + 7” Since: Nov 09 2,829 BOSTON MA, West TX, Moore OK	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #9 Mar 30, 2012 William Pena wrote: What a jerk. Who pissed in his Cornflakes? .... your return proves that there is symmetry in the universe.
Debra27 “you're not the boss of me!” Since: Jan 08 19,004 the road less traveled.....	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #10 Mar 30, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Deer Whisperer wrote: <quoted text> .... your return proves that there is symmetry in the universe. I was thinking it is a sure sign that the end is near...
Deer Whisperer “12-14-2012 -- RIP 20 + 7” Since: Nov 09 2,829 BOSTON MA, West TX, Moore OK	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #11 Mar 30, 2012 Judged: 1 1 Debra27 wrote: <quoted text> I was thinking it is a sure sign that the end is near... \ yeah, the end of Offbeat as we knew it... and the turn for the better !
Tiger Lilly “Are We Having Fun Yet???” Level 7 Since: Jun 08 14,162 If Not, Why Not!!!	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #12 Mar 30, 2012 That man needed a copy of Poisoning Your Spouse For Dummies. Rule # 1 All poisoning materials should be odorless, tasteless and colorless. It seems strange to me that even though the cereal had a bad smell she ate a spoonful anyway. Glad she is OK and he is behind bars. There is an easier solution to his problems. It's spelled DIVORCE and it's sure a lot better than going to jail. Someone should post his pic at the Epic Fail website.
Debra27 “you're not the boss of me!” Since: Jan 08 19,004 the road less traveled.....	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #13 Mar 30, 2012 Deer Whisperer wrote: <quoted text>\ yeah, the end of Offbeat as we knew it... and the turn for the better ! I know, I think Pena was one of the first posters that kept me coming back here...he's a riot!
tallyho “ONE VACANCY” Level 9 Since: Jan 08 50,961 WITH SHOWER	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #14 Mar 30, 2012 Judged: 1 not a chemical engineer , but wouldn't the curdling of milk .... and the silence of lambs been a clue enough ??? he snapped , added some crackle, hoping she would pop
Deer Whisperer “12-14-2012 -- RIP 20 + 7” Since: Nov 09 2,829 BOSTON MA, West TX, Moore OK	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #15 Mar 30, 2012 Judged: 1 1 Debra27 wrote: <quoted text> I know, I think Pena was one of the first posters that kept me coming back here...he's a riot! Pena and Clem ... respective riots in their own right !
laserboxguy “@renegade528 Twitter” Level 2 Since: Jan 11 35 Lansing, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #16 Mar 30, 2012 Choke gag passout er i mean snap crackle pop!
skipper “TY TY,Georgia” Level 10 Since: Apr 07 31,757 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #17 Mar 30, 2012 Judged: 3 2 1 1 He's just another cereal killer
Benjamin Moore Stony Brook, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #18 Mar 30, 2012 People......you do realize that they do make odorless paint thinner right?
DILF Stony Brook, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #19 Mar 30, 2012 Judged: 1 Deer Whisperer wrote: <quoted text> Pena and Clem ... respective riots in their own right ! Gotta agree with you two....... They are very funny people. Glad to see him post again.
Deer Whisperer “12-14-2012 -- RIP 20 + 7” Since: Nov 09 2,829 BOSTON MA, West TX, Moore OK	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #20 Mar 30, 2012 Judged: 1 1 skipper wrote: He's just another cereal killer hehehe ... good one Skip. [and all of the rest of us missed it.. it was right there to smack outta the park]
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