Man Sentenced for Poisoning Wife's Rice Krispies

Mar 29, 2012 | Posted by: Hitesrunprincess | Full story: www.nbcmiami.com

A man accused of trying to poison his wife with paint remover in her cereal was sentenced to eight years in California state prison after pleading no contest, the District Attorney's Office announced.

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Ricin your Krispies is no laughing matter.

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Snap, crackle, oops!

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What a jerk. Who pissed in his Cornflakes?

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William Pena wrote:
What a jerk. Who pissed in his Cornflakes?
DUDE!

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Mar 29, 2012
 
That was a FAIL from conception. Who in the world would miss the odor or taste of paint thinner in cereal?

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Snap, crackle, and drop...........

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No feeling well today. Wife made rice krispie treats last night...ack!!!

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William Pena wrote:
What a jerk. Who pissed in his Cornflakes?
DUDE !!! With that caption, it must be you .... welcome back!

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Mar 30, 2012
 
William Pena wrote:
What a jerk. Who pissed in his Cornflakes?
.... your return proves that there is symmetry in the universe.

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Deer Whisperer wrote:
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.... your return proves that there is symmetry in the universe.
I was thinking it is a sure sign that the end is near...

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Debra27 wrote:
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I was thinking it is a sure sign that the end is near...
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yeah, the end of Offbeat as we knew it... and the turn for the better !

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Mar 30, 2012
 
That man needed a copy of Poisoning Your Spouse For Dummies.

Rule # 1
All poisoning materials should be odorless, tasteless and colorless.

It seems strange to me that even though the cereal had a bad smell she ate a spoonful anyway.

Glad she is OK and he is behind bars. There is an easier solution to his problems. It's spelled DIVORCE and it's sure a lot better than going to jail. Someone should post his pic at the Epic Fail website.

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Deer Whisperer wrote:
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yeah, the end of Offbeat as we knew it... and the turn for the better !
I know, I think Pena was one of the first posters that kept me coming back here...he's a riot!

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not a chemical engineer , but wouldn't the curdling of milk .... and the silence of lambs been a clue enough ???

he snapped , added some crackle, hoping she would pop

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Debra27 wrote:
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I know, I think Pena was one of the first posters that kept me coming back here...he's a riot!
Pena and Clem ... respective riots in their own right !

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Choke gag passout er i mean snap crackle pop!

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He's just another cereal killer
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Mar 30, 2012
 
People......you do realize that they do make odorless paint thinner right?
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Deer Whisperer wrote:
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Pena and Clem ... respective riots in their own right !
Gotta agree with you two....... They are very funny people.
Glad to see him post again.

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skipper wrote:
He's just another cereal killer
hehehe ... good one Skip.

[and all of the rest of us missed it.. it was right there to smack outta the park]

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