New,EFFECTIVE birth control.

New,EFFECTIVE birth control.

Posted in the Weird Forum

“Voters elect Big Bird”

Level 7

Since: Jan 07

Dump American Eagle

#1 Apr 5, 2013
There is a new and very effective form of birth control just put on the market. It is rated at 97% effective in preventing pregnancies. Marketed by a revolutionary new company it is relatively inexpensive,easy to use,durable and reuseable.

The product? Masks. Thats right,masks of Dianne Fienstien,Nancy Pelosi,Barbra Boxer and Hillary Clinton. A young lady wearing one of these will never become pregnant. These lifelike facsimiles of fugly liberal women are GUARENTEED to shrivel the hardiest woodie within seconds. A added plus? If a young lady doesn't want untoward attention from a man don one of these masks and the cad will be immediately disinterested in any further advances. To date demand has exceded the manufacturers ability to supply.
Side Effects

United States

#2 Apr 5, 2013
okimar wrote:
There is a new and very effective form of birth control just put on the market. It is rated at 97% effective in preventing pregnancies. Marketed by a revolutionary new company it is relatively inexpensive,easy to use,durable and reuseable.
The product? Masks. Thats right,masks of Dianne Fienstien,Nancy Pelosi,Barbra Boxer and Hillary Clinton. A young lady wearing one of these will never become pregnant. These lifelike facsimiles of fugly liberal women are GUARENTEED to shrivel the hardiest woodie within seconds. A added plus? If a young lady doesn't want untoward attention from a man don one of these masks and the cad will be immediately disinterested in any further advances. To date demand has exceded the manufacturers ability to supply.
Side effects can be moderate to severe, including nausea and PTSD and in extreme cases can lead to lifetime vows of celibacy.
B-long

United States

#3 Apr 5, 2013
okimar wrote:
There is a new and very effective form of birth control just put on the market. It is rated at 97% effective in preventing pregnancies. Marketed by a revolutionary new company it is relatively inexpensive,easy to use,durable and reuseable.
The product? Masks. Thats right,masks of Dianne Fienstien,Nancy Pelosi,Barbra Boxer and Hillary Clinton. A young lady wearing one of these will never become pregnant. These lifelike facsimiles of fugly liberal women are GUARENTEED to shrivel the hardiest woodie within seconds. A added plus? If a young lady doesn't want untoward attention from a man don one of these masks and the cad will be immediately disinterested in any further advances. To date demand has exceded the manufacturers ability to supply.
The Nancy Pelosi mask has proven so popular, back orders are not expected to be filled until sometime in June.

“Voters elect Big Bird”

Level 7

Since: Jan 07

Dump American Eagle

#4 Apr 5, 2013
B-long wrote:
<quoted text>The Nancy Pelosi mask has proven so popular, back orders are not expected to be filled until sometime in June.
And think of the demand come Halloween..... These things could scare little children outta 3 years growth.
B-long

United States

#5 Apr 5, 2013
okimar wrote:
<quoted text>And think of the demand come Halloween..... These things could scare little children outta 3 years growth.
Her face is stretched so tight, someday it's gonna snap like an old rubber band..

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#6 Apr 5, 2013
okimar wrote:
There is a new and very effective form of birth control just put on the market. It is rated at 97% effective in preventing pregnancies. Marketed by a revolutionary new company it is relatively inexpensive,easy to use,durable and reuseable.
The product? Masks. Thats right,masks of Dianne Fienstien,Nancy Pelosi,Barbra Boxer and Hillary Clinton. A young lady wearing one of these will never become pregnant. These lifelike facsimiles of fugly liberal women are GUARENTEED to shrivel the hardiest woodie within seconds. A added plus? If a young lady doesn't want untoward attention from a man don one of these masks and the cad will be immediately disinterested in any further advances. To date demand has exceded the manufacturers ability to supply.
Bwhahahahahahahahhahahaha!

But only 97% effective? I would think those would be 100%:)
Cold Water Method

Huntington, NY

#7 Apr 5, 2013
B-long wrote:
<quoted text>Her face is stretched so tight, someday it's gonna snap like an old rubber band..
Ewwwww, you just made my nuts cringe.

“Voters elect Big Bird”

Level 7

Since: Jan 07

Dump American Eagle

#8 Apr 5, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
Bwhahahahahahahahhahahaha!
But only 97% effective? I would think those would be 100%:)
There ARE some libs who think these women are sex goddesses...... Harry Reid grows steel dreaming about Pelosi. Sick sick SICK Mofo.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#10 Apr 5, 2013
lol

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Weird Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Word Association 2 (Sep '13) 7 min Jennifer Renee 18,447
TRUMP, Donald (Jun '15) 19 min razz58 188
conversation using song lyrics (Aug '13) 20 min Northbound 2,343
Crystal_Clears Kitchen (Refurbished) (Jan '16) 25 min LBS 8,552
News 6 weird, wacky facts about hearing 43 min Spotted Girl 13
motorcycle traveling stories (Mar '15) 52 min beatlesinthebog 2,312
What song are you listening to right now? (Apr '08) 54 min CJ Rocker 194,380
El's Kitchen (Feb '09) 1 hr streetglidehoney 58,082
What Turns You Off (Jun '11) 1 hr Northbound 7,830
More from around the web