Once I got so mad I?

Created by Buffalo boy on Oct 22, 2009

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Hit someone

Kicked in a door

Drop Kicked chuck norris

Roundhouse kicked chuck norris

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Nehwon

#22 Feb 11, 2014
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
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Dear Lot,
Received your complaint about the neighbors on 02/14/1000BC. I will take care of this matter post haste.
In the meantime, you need to relocate. Take your wife and convince her to follow you. Tell her I have plans to make her a pillar of the community.
Love ya bro,
GOD
Dear GOD,

Thanks for the lifetime supply of salt to season the bountiful plenty of manna you've provided.

However, I'm a bit dismayed at your punishment that seems so cruel. She only glanced back once at the only home she ever knew and that you destroyed in such a spectacular fashion.

Not all of us have the patience of Job.

It's been long enough mourning the first love. I guess it's time to put a profile up on eHarmony and start living again.

X's -n- O's
gm

PS. I thought the Devil is supposed to be the jerk. You have a very odd way of showing your love.

PPS. I look forward to the Heaven New Arrival Orientation program where everything is explained. I'm really curious what Harry Houdini's secret word is to prove his spirit was was communicating from the beyond. My guess is "Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

“....winter time is....”

Since: Jun 08

....."numba TEN!!!".....

#23 Feb 11, 2014
.....dragged a guy by his shirt over a counter top, then dumped him on the deck, grabbed his shirt again, and came this close (os holds up thumb and index finger about 2 inches apart) to punching him in the face......3 other sailors and a chief pulled me off before i unloaded......the chief told me to leave so i did......told my chief what happened, and he called the other chief...the other chief said his guy was a trouble-maker and deserved it....the chiefs worked it out and i got extra-duty (2 shore patrols and an extra brow watch) for punishment.......thought for sure i was gonna get busted.......

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Nehwon

#24 Feb 11, 2014
I searched for a treasure underneath a big W.

It's documented for posterity here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057193/

Since: Aug 08

Ashburn, VA

#25 Feb 11, 2014
... i got grabed by the shirt and some sailor tried to hit me ... but my cheif talked to his cheif and he told me the other guy was leavin with a section 8 ...

hey i hear your new injun name is "sleeps with bad back" ...how many more boxes ya got left ...

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Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#26 Feb 11, 2014
I ATE THE WHOLE THING...Grand pappy's 100th Birthday Cake!!

“....winter time is....”

Since: Jun 08

....."numba TEN!!!".....

#27 Feb 12, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i got grabed by the shirt and some sailor tried to hit me ... but my cheif talked to his cheif and he told me the other guy was leavin with a section 8 ...
hey i hear your new injun name is "sleeps with bad back" ...how many more boxes ya got left ...
....the guy worked in disbursing....had me come back three times for a check he said would be ready when i got there the first time.....the lines to wait in to see one of these guys would be about 2 hours long.........and then he wants me to "come back tomorrow" again.......something just *clicked*.......i do not EVEN remember grabbing the...the...offending disbursing clerk......his chief said he did it all the time because he could....and no one could do anything about it.......

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#28 Feb 12, 2014
Old Sam wrote:
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....the guy worked in disbursing....had me come back three times for a check he said would be ready when i got there the first time.....the lines to wait in to see one of these guys would be about 2 hours long.........and then he wants me to "come back tomorrow" again.......something just *clicked*.......i do not EVEN remember grabbing the...the...offending disbursing clerk......his chief said he did it all the time because he could....and no one could do anything about it.......
... you should have played that ole game ... seabag over the fantail ...

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#29 Feb 12, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... you should have played that ole game ... seabag over the fantail ...
keel holing or do I have that confused with Keelhauling

“....winter time is....”

Since: Jun 08

....."numba TEN!!!".....

#30 Feb 12, 2014
....first westpac........we barely cleared the golden gate bridge when a guy in dress blues tossed his seabag off the fantail and followed it.......one of the few to be rescued from that experience......he said God told him to do it.............another guy did it 2 days later and was never seen again.......not me...that water is cold......and those sharks are h u g e..........

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#31 Feb 12, 2014
tallyho wrote:
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keel holing or do I have that confused with Keelhauling
... no wonder they called you guys sea going bell-hops ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#32 Feb 12, 2014
Old Sam wrote:
....first westpac........we barely cleared the golden gate bridge when a guy in dress blues tossed his seabag off the fantail and followed it.......one of the few to be rescued from that experience......he said God told him to do it..........another guy did it 2 days later and was never seen again.......not me...that water is cold......and those sharks are h u g e..........
... we use to see who could toss the biggest thing overboard ... got a whole box of doggin wrenchs over but screwed up when i tossed a battle lantern over ... never should have had it lit ... the duty officer watched it all the way down ... so i said i know captn's mast right ... he said bingo ...

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#33 Feb 12, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... we use to see who could toss the biggest thing overboard ... got a whole box of doggin wrenchs over but screwed up when i tossed a battle lantern over ... never should have had it lit ... the duty officer watched it all the way down ... so i said i know captn's mast right ... he said bingo ...
I'd call you out for wasting taxpayers' money but half the guys I knew in the army were a waste of the taxpayers' money.

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Since: Jul 08

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#34 Feb 12, 2014
I got so angry once, I picked up my brother-in-law off the floor where we were all sitting playing the Dope Dealer's Dealin' Dope game (real game) and slammed him down on the kitchen table breaking two of its legs. I then proceeded to choke him until the rest of the gang pulled me off him. I was 17. He was 21.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#35 Feb 12, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
I got so angry once, I picked up my brother-in-law off the floor where we were all sitting playing the Dope Dealer's Dealin' Dope game (real game) and slammed him down on the kitchen table breaking two of its legs. I then proceeded to choke him until the rest of the gang pulled me off him. I was 17. He was 21.
... close famlies are the best ...
gay guy

United States

#36 Feb 12, 2014
i got so mad at my boyfriend and when we had s&#931;x so hard it came out and hit a flat spot in between his cheeks, i popped my dlick vein and my dlick goes to the side like a hook now. yes you can break a dlick and i did

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Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#37 Feb 12, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... close famlies are the best ...
Funny thing is, there's only a few family members I stay in touch with these days and he's at the top of the list. He's quite the character and I always enjoy talking to him on the phone from time to time.

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