How often do ypu Mastrubate?

[skipper]

..........the HARLEY HONEY THEME SONG..........

I wanna make love to myself
I don't need anybody else
I'm happy with just myself
I'm my own person
I'm in love with myself

I wanna make love to myself
Just me, nobody else
I wanna give Godiva and orchids and furs and sapphires to myself
I wanna buy expensive meals
With champagne and Chateau Le Fei for myself
I wanna hire a chauffer for just myself
I wanna go dancing with myself
And nobody else
I wanna date only myself
'Cause I'm in love with myself

I wanna make love to myself...

I wanna make love to myself
I wanna propose to myself
I wanna marry myself
And at the wedding I wanna kiss myself
I wanna put the ring on my finger by myself
And I wanna go on a honeymoon with myself
I wanna walk down a beautiful white sandy beach all by myself
I don't need anybody else
'Cause I'm in love with myself and only myself

[skipper]

skipper wrote:

..........the HARLEY HONEY THEME SONG..........

I wanna make love to myself
I don't need anybody else
I'm happy with just myself
I'm my own person
I'm in love with myself
I wanna make love to myself
Just me, nobody else
I wanna give Godiva and orchids and furs and sapphires to myself
I wanna buy expensive meals
With champagne and Chateau Le Fei for myself
I wanna hire a chauffer for just myself
I wanna go dancing with myself
And nobody else
I wanna date only myself
'Cause I'm in love with myself
I wanna make love to myself...
I wanna make love to myself
I wanna propose to myself
I wanna marry myself
And at the wedding I wanna kiss myself
I wanna put the ring on my finger by myself
And I wanna go on a honeymoon with myself
I wanna walk down a beautiful white sandy beach all by myself
I don't need anybody else
'Cause I'm in love with myself and only myself

sorry

I forgot to include

and she can mastrubate
all by herself..........

[Rod]

Babalooeey is out doing that now

[David]

Only when I think of Callie.

[Callie]

David wrote:

Only when I think of Callie.

DAVID - STOP IT, that was yet another secret you promised not to share on Topix!

[HB Local]

funny

[stacked and proud]

skipper wrote:

..........the HARLEY HONEY THEME SONG..........
I wanna make love to myself
I don't need anybody else
I'm happy with just myself
I'm my own person
I'm in love with myself
I wanna make love to myself
Just me, nobody else
I wanna give Godiva and orchids and furs and sapphires to myself
I wanna buy expensive meals
With champagne and Chateau Le Fei for myself
I wanna hire a chauffer for just myself
I wanna go dancing with myself
And nobody else
I wanna date only myself
'Cause I'm in love with myself
I wanna make love to myself...
I wanna make love to myself
I wanna propose to myself
I wanna marry myself
And at the wedding I wanna kiss myself
I wanna put the ring on my finger by myself
And I wanna go on a honeymoon with myself
I wanna walk down a beautiful white sandy beach all by myself
I don't need anybody else
'Cause I'm in love with myself and only myself

WOW skip,,,, you should be on the telly!!!LOL

[DILF]

How often do I masturbate?

Well....How often does Maria change her Avatar?........lol

[BrightEyedBeauty]

[ ooo this mastr'baitn thing sounds like it be one those evil things the viker be needen to know bout. ] hehe.. sorry, couldn't help myself...

[The Iggy]

Haven't we done this before? I seem to recall a thread in recent months "is masturbation normal?" LOL & the answer is yes, but I ain't telling how often.:P

[William Pena]

DILF wrote:

How often do I masturbate?
Well....How often does Maria change her Avatar?........lol

DILF, my man. Want a job at my newq business? It's right up your alley! Check it out at the bottom of page two of my crappy little web site:
http://www.geocities.com/docwilliam/

[ColleenWhtlr]

Oh yes I do but like Iggy I am not telling either. :)

[STONIE]

WHY ARE THESE PAGES STUCK TOGETHER ??HAS THAT LITTLE SISSY PANTS BEEN ON HERE ALREADY ?I HEAR THEY ARE GIVING AWAY FREE BATTIRES OVER ON TOP STORIES.HURRY WHILE SUPPY LASTS.

[ColleenWhtlr]

STONIE wrote:

WHY ARE THESE PAGES STUCK TOGETHER ??HAS THAT LITTLE SISSY PANTS BEEN ON HERE ALREADY ?I HEAR THEY ARE GIVING AWAY FREE BATTIRES OVER ON TOP STORIES.HURRY WHILE SUPPY LASTS.

LMAO!

[BrightEyedBeauty]

STONIE wrote:

WHY ARE THESE PAGES STUCK TOGETHER ??HAS THAT LITTLE SISSY PANTS BEEN ON HERE ALREADY ?I HEAR THEY ARE GIVING AWAY FREE BATTIRES OVER ON TOP STORIES.HURRY WHILE SUPPY LASTS.

RoFL... Very good... LoL..

[MeanandNasty]

skipper wrote:

<quoted text>
sorry
I forgot to include
and she can mastrubate
all by herself..........

She'll have to.

[Jeffrey]

As often as I can!

[stacked and proud]

Jeffrey wrote:

As often as I can!

jeff,,,,, take a break buddy,,,,

if you pull it hard enough ,,,,,,,, it will fall off!!lol

[Jeffrey]

stacked and proud wrote:

<quoted text>
jeff,,,,, take a break buddy,,,,
if you pull it hard enough ,,,,,,,, it will fall off!!lol

Hey, Stacked....That's an old wives tale, like you'll go blind....I'm pulling it every chance I get. Life doesn't last forever!

[David]

David wrote:

Only when I think of Callie.

I'm thinking of you again, will you do it for me this time??