Pick up lines

Sharon Springs, NY

#1 Feb 11, 2014
Pick up lines: funny, cute, possibly inappropriate... ;) gimme some good ones lol.

My favorite inventor is your mum, because she made you!
Whattdaya think of that one?

Petal Power


Since: Feb 14

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#2 May 6, 2014

A DUDE I had Been Crushing on for TWO YEARS.. FINALLY.. like WOW!! Started chatting w/ ME..

I had asked him.."WHAT, Took ya SO..LONG"???

He replied.." I wanted to make sure YOU were Ready"!!


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