20,000th Post Wins - 2d Edition

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#42 Jan 6, 2013
and may become cyber friends

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#43 Jan 6, 2013
I bet you I could stop gambling.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#44 Jan 6, 2013
I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#45 Jan 6, 2013
I've been on so many blind dates that I should get a free service dog.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#46 Jan 6, 2013
There are two rules for success:

1. Don't tell all you know.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#47 Jan 6, 2013
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#48 Jan 6, 2013
It's not who you know, it's whom you know.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#49 Jan 6, 2013
Photons have mass? Really?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#50 Jan 6, 2013
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#51 Jan 6, 2013
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#53 Jan 6, 2013
If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#54 Jan 6, 2013
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#55 Jan 6, 2013
Query: If you are a vegetarian can you still eat animal crackers?

“Power to the people”

Level 8

Since: Jul 10

Once was Top Secret

#56 Jan 6, 2013
OK, I'll do my part.

“Power to the people”

Level 8

Since: Jul 10

Once was Top Secret

#57 Jan 6, 2013
I wonder what a good short term target should be?

“Power to the people”

Level 8

Since: Jul 10

Once was Top Secret

#58 Jan 6, 2013
Maybe we can get to 100 by mid-week.

“Power to the people”

Level 8

Since: Jul 10

Once was Top Secret

#59 Jan 6, 2013
I hope so, that sure would get this off to a very good start.

“Power to the people”

Level 8

Since: Jul 10

Once was Top Secret

#60 Jan 6, 2013
Maybe if we offered a two post for one special?

“Power to the people”

Level 8

Since: Jul 10

Once was Top Secret

#61 Jan 6, 2013
Oh wait, posting is free.

“Power to the people”

Level 8

Since: Jul 10

Once was Top Secret

#62 Jan 6, 2013
So much for that good idea.

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