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It's being reported that Nancy Pelosi has so much testosterone that she has developed plum sized gonads and refuses to wear bathing suits anymore.

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Amy and the News wrote:
It's being reported that Nancy Pelosi has so much testosterone that she has developed plum sized gonads and refuses to wear bathing suits anymore.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaa!

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It's a toss-up as to who the bigger idiot is - Pelosi or Biden. Can you imagine being in a row boat with those two and they each had an oar?

But yeah, she definitely has bigger testes than Biden or Obama combined.

However, we would have to open her shorts before we found out what was really in them.(shudder)
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When Nancy Pelosi speaks at the podium, her facial expressions never coincide with what ever the Hell she is talking about. For example, One eyebrow goes up.... Two eybrows go up .....She squints her eyes,then opens them wide and rolls her eyeballs. She clenches her teeth for a minute or two .......Her nostrals shrivel and flare, shrivel and flare.
Her chest heaves with excitement, She makes an O with her mouth,........ and then ..........she looks to the side and starts to smile broadly, with contentment and satisfaction.
Why is this you ask?
Well, It's being reported that befor Nancy speaks at the podium, she inserts a large battery operated vibrating diledoe into her caboose hole.......... and it goes off at random intervals.

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She may actually be the real mother of Cartman..

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That's a MAN, baby!!

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The alternate title for this thread could be:

"A Thread Where Chronic, Serial whiners; Doom, Gloom and Boomers; Sore Losers; and Juvenile Crybabies Can Post, Who Just Can't Seem To Get Over The Fact That Mitt Lost A Presidential Race He Should Have Won."

Here's an idea: Nominate someone who isn't a senile old guy, with Caribou Barbie as his running mate, or a Daddy Warbucks wannabe, with Eddie Munster as his running mate, and win the Presidency in 2016.

Can we do that, please? Let's stop nominating out of touch guys who own dressage horses for that $90K/year tax break. Heck, I'd probably vote for that ticket, since I'm a MOD, not a LIB/DEM. Let the hating begin!

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Speaking of man-babies....
Chilli J wrote:
The alternate title for this thread could be:
"A Thread Where Chronic, Serial whiners; Doom, Gloom and Boomers; Sore Losers; and Juvenile Crybabies Can Post, Who Just Can't Seem To Get Over The Fact That Mitt Lost A Presidential Race He Should Have Won."
Here's an idea: Nominate someone who isn't a senile old guy, with Caribou Barbie as his running mate, or a Daddy Warbucks wannabe, with Eddie Munster as his running mate, and win the Presidency in 2016.
Can we do that, please? Let's stop nominating out of touch guys who own dressage horses for that $90K/year tax break. Heck, I'd probably vote for that ticket, since I'm a MOD, not a LIB/DEM. Let the hating begin!

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Chilli J wrote:
The alternate title for this thread could be:
"A Thread Where Chronic, Serial whiners; Doom, Gloom and Boomers; Sore Losers; and Juvenile Crybabies Can Post, Who Just Can't Seem To Get Over The Fact That Mitt Lost A Presidential Race He Should Have Won."
Here's an idea: Nominate someone who isn't a senile old guy, with Caribou Barbie as his running mate, or a Daddy Warbucks wannabe, with Eddie Munster as his running mate, and win the Presidency in 2016.
Can we do that, please? Let's stop nominating out of touch guys who own dressage horses for that $90K/year tax break. Heck, I'd probably vote for that ticket, since I'm a MOD, not a LIB/DEM. Let the hating begin!
wow! I was just going to simply suggest Nancy use duck tape for her problem , but now i gotta drag out my love for Sarah....
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I don't think you have any takers.

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Korny Kat wrote:
Speaking of man-babies....
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A reply from you, reportedly JG OP, Time & Space, L J..., accusing someone else of being a man-baby? What's more immature than a male senior citizen like you, hiding behind a female sock? Hypocrite much? LOL

I hate Nancy too, BTW.

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wow! I was just going to simply suggest Nancy use duck tape for her problem , but now i gotta drag out my love for Sarah....
Duct tape could work! To each their own on Sarah!:) You have an excellent day!

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Boy you're just out lookin' for a fight aren't you?

Folks here were having a little chuckle and you just couldn't stand that, huh?

Well go fnck yourself you little bltch. So far, you've been the biggest whiner on this thread.
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A reply from you, reportedly JG OP, Time & Space, L J..., accusing someone else of being a man-baby? What's more immature than a male senior citizen like you, hiding behind a female sock? Hypocrite much? LOL
I hate Nancy too, BTW.

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Chilli J wrote:
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Duct tape could work! To each their own on Sarah!:) You have an excellent day!
Ya know, a woman can solve alot of problems with a few manthings, duck tape, wd 40, and superglue... lol...
you have a good day too CJ xo

p.s..
Sarah Palin for Prez ...:)

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Korny Kat wrote:
Boy you're just out lookin' for a fight aren't you?
Folks here were having a little chuckle and you just couldn't stand that, huh?
Well go fnck yourself you little bltch. So far, you've been the biggest whiner on this thread.
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I was encouraging a few of the nice folks here to move on. You might want to do the same! Lighten up and relax, gramps!:) You have a good one!
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reebie wrote:
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Ya know, a woman can solve alot of problems with a few manthings, duck tape, wd 40, and superglue... lol...
you have a good day too CJ xo
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I wouldn't go that far, Sarah for President. She'd have to take lessons from Thatcher. Good luck there...

She'd have to assert authority and let's face it, many of the libs would have a problem with a pretty powerful woman at the reigns.

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Lighten up he says hee hee hee

Like this?

"A Thread Where Chronic, Serial whiners; Doom, Gloom and Boomers; Sore Losers; and Juvenile Crybabies Can Post, Who Just Can't Seem To Get Over The Fact That Mitt Lost A Presidential Race He Should Have Won."

You dried up old sausage port!
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I wouldn't go that far, Sarah for President. She'd have to take lessons from Thatcher. Good luck there...
She'd have to assert authority and let's face it, many of the libs would have a problem with a pretty powerful woman at the reigns.
That's why you'll never see Hilary elected. Hillary, hands down, had way more political power and experience than the current idiot the rest of these idiots keep electing.

As an independent she would have gotten my vote over the McCain slob.

But old school, back-room dealing liberals will be damned before they elect a woman.

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Now that most of you have reached orgasm with your anti-Pelosi envy, get ready for her return to House speakership two years from now. I hear sour grapes can keep in the freezer indefinitely.

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Lawrence Wolf wrote:
Now that most of you have reached orgasm with your anti-Pelosi envy, get ready for her return to House speakership two years from now. I hear sour grapes can keep in the freezer indefinitely.
You couldn't possibly think she is a good leader, could you? Seriously. The lady who actually said we had to pass a bill in order to find out what's in it? That lady?

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