I am Dazed and Confused Enzo-The Fake...

I am Dazed and Confused Enzo-The Faker Non-Baker

Created by Enzo on Jun 16, 2013

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Lesbo

Black Boned

Pretender

Cross Dresser

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Closet Duty

KP Duty

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Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#1 Jun 16, 2013
I voted KP duty...unlike my Arkansas troll we have had indoor plumbing for quite some time now.
Thanks cletus!
Trinas troll

Little Rock, AR

#2 Jun 16, 2013
Quit using those big words Enzo. Plumbing? Is that Greek or something? I put my poops in da outhouse. I have those fancy jersey girls on stand-by to give me a thorough wiping.

AIias - Trish
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Since: Mar 13

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#3 Jun 16, 2013
Uh Oh!

What's Lesbo?
So Enzo, whatchu been up to?
Bwahahahahahaha
;~)

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#4 Jun 16, 2013
Trinas troll wrote:
Quit using those big words Enzo. Plumbing? Is that Greek or something? I put my poops in da outhouse. I have those fancy jersey girls on stand-by to give me a thorough wiping.
...Jersey girls have been known to use steel wool in a pinch so watch yer tushie Cletus...
Trinas and Enzos troll

Little Rock, AR

#5 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...Jersey girls have been known to use steel wool in a pinch so watch yer tushie Cletus...
Enzo, I am shipping the jersey girls back to you via priority mail. I still have me receipt. It hasn't been more than 90 days. It just didn't work out.... Kinda got a rash from them.

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#6 Jun 16, 2013
Trinas and Enzos troll wrote:
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Enzo, I am shipping the jersey girls back to you via priority mail. I still have me receipt. It hasn't been more than 90 days. It just didn't work out.... Kinda got a rash from them.
...check for splinters...you may need to build a new 2 holer...
Trinas and Enzos troll

Little Rock, AR

#7 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...check for splinters...you may need to build a new 2 holer...
Yep, I checked and you were right.. I'll build a new one.. Me and my sis are gonna hit the sack.. Gotta wake up early and milk African shadows goat..we baby sittin his goat for a while. If you see Trina, tell er to come home...

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Since: Feb 12

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#8 Jun 16, 2013
Trinas and Enzos troll wrote:
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Yep, I checked and you were right.. I'll build a new one.. Me and my sis are gonna hit the sack.. Gotta wake up early and milk African shadows goat..we baby sittin his goat for a while. If you see Trina, tell er to come home...
Okay, tell ya what...I have no problem with you trolling AS, he deserves it. I'll even watch you back for ya ifn you lay off Trina a bit. Don't get me wrong, I love teasing that young gal. Besides there are others more deserving of your attentions...

The Gloop
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Since: Sep 08

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#10 Jun 16, 2013
^^...gloop...

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Since: Feb 13

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#12 Jun 17, 2013
Wait a minute... Enzo's not a baker? But...but... but... it's in his name and it's on the internets so it must be true. Oh, gosh... and I was hoping he would bake me a cake for my birthday. Now what will I do?

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#13 Jun 17, 2013
Gee Enzo is a baker just like E_LIEcuckold E lies and holds his c0ck.LOL. I'd rather my name be Enzo the Baker.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#16 Jun 17, 2013
ALWAYS knew Enzo was A FAKER BAKER...Nooooo recipes offered like Wichita-Rick!!..He and his daughter share theirs with ALL!!
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'BOUT time..SOMEONE BLEW HIS COVER!!

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#17 Jun 17, 2013
Taking your new profile out for a stroll I see . You should have called yourself "Sybil the idiot "

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#18 Jun 17, 2013
Trinas and Enzos troll wrote:
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Yep, I checked and you were right.. I'll build a new one.. Me and my sis are gonna hit the sack.. Gotta wake up early and milk African shadows goat..we baby sittin his goat for a while. If you see Trina, tell er to come home...
...KINKY!!!...OH Nooooooo....
Trapper John MD

United States

#19 Jun 17, 2013
E_LIEcuckold wrote:
ad your yeast to the sour dough mixture. after it rises and doubles in volume punch it down spread with a thin film of oil and let rest
Didn't I remove your brain in medical school 20 years ago???? I never forget a pea.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#20 Jun 17, 2013
Enzo!

You got your very own thread.

Congrats! lol

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#21 Jun 17, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
ALWAYS knew Enzo was A FAKER BAKER...Nooooo recipes offered like Wichita-Rick!!..He and his daughter share theirs with ALL!!
.
'BOUT time..SOMEONE BLEW HIS COVER!!
Coloradi Chick ....Are you really from Colorado ? No faking on topix .LOL

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#22 Jun 17, 2013
arctic wrote:
Enzo!
You got your very own thread.
Congrats! lol
Artic ....Are you really from the Artic's ? No faking on topix .LOL

PS...I hearted you....

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#25 Jun 17, 2013
hey hey enzo...we gotta peanut utter cake ifn you want some...

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#26 Jun 17, 2013
bbb butter...

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