The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the Zombie Apocalypse ...

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“Never summon "Anything" ....”

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What is it?

My purse, lol

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Feb 25, 2014
 
Topix trolls. Feed them to the zombies first to fill them up.

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the road less traveled.....

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my dog....ha, I'm screwed

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Lets see.. I've a choice between a half eaten package of saltines, a long handled shower brush used as a back scratch-er, this keyboard or a Better Homes and Gardens 1985 edition cookbook (hardcopy).

To the right there are better choices.

A heavy coffee cup, land line telephone, a sharp and pointed antique letter opener, and in the desk drawer, my Lady Derringer .38 Special.

Bring on the Zombies!

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TV remote control - keep them amused while i run for it.

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Now 'm armed with a cold can of Dr. Pepper.
Beats hitting them with my purse!

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Fish_sticks wrote:
Now 'm armed with a cold can of Dr. Pepper.
Beats hitting them with my purse!
Some of ya'lls purses are heavy enough to do some real damage.

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My two old Maine Coon cats are on the couch directly to my left. They are 16 years old and pose no threat to anything, living or dead or even the living dead.

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Feb 26, 2014
 
Hmmmm ..... my cell phone.
Guess I could call 911

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Feb 26, 2014
 
Fish_sticks wrote:
Hmmmm ..... my cell phone.
Guess I could call 911
Is 911 manned during a zombie apocalypse?

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Ha! I got a loaded tape dispenser! I'm ready! LOL!

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Feb 26, 2014
 
Well that's either the iPhone or a ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier than a sword, but I can call 9-1-1 on the iPhone. So, what do I do? What *DO* I do?!?

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Feb 26, 2014
 
Hippichick wrote:
Ha! I got a loaded tape dispenser! I'm ready! LOL!
Careful, now!!!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_70Gw2abmBeI/TPPGp1N...

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Feb 26, 2014
 
Uh Clem wrote:
Well that's either the iPhone or a ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier than a sword, but I can call 9-1-1 on the iPhone. So, what do I do? What *DO* I do?!?
See post #11.

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See post #11.
Then it's settled -- screw the pen, screw the iPhone, grab the shotgun.

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Can of Lysol .... never mind, that only works on HH
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Calculator...pen...chequebook. ....pile of bills...phone.........aha...ri ng all debtors and tell them "Cheques in the zombie"........laugh hysterically until ..........

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Feb 26, 2014
 
They're just Zombies...Kill the brain...!!!

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i read it as Zombie and Apricots,




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