The object to your left is your weapo...

The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the Zombie Apocalypse ...

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“Southern Pride”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

American right to fly it

#1 Feb 25, 2014
What is it?

My purse, lol

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#2 Feb 25, 2014
Topix trolls. Feed them to the zombies first to fill them up.

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#3 Feb 25, 2014
my dog....ha, I'm screwed
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#4 Feb 25, 2014
Lets see.. I've a choice between a half eaten package of saltines, a long handled shower brush used as a back scratch-er, this keyboard or a Better Homes and Gardens 1985 edition cookbook (hardcopy).

To the right there are better choices.

A heavy coffee cup, land line telephone, a sharp and pointed antique letter opener, and in the desk drawer, my Lady Derringer .38 Special.

Bring on the Zombies!

Level 7

Since: Mar 12

U.K

#5 Feb 25, 2014
TV remote control - keep them amused while i run for it.

“Southern Pride”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

American right to fly it

#6 Feb 25, 2014
Now 'm armed with a cold can of Dr. Pepper.
Beats hitting them with my purse!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#7 Feb 25, 2014
Fish_sticks wrote:
Now 'm armed with a cold can of Dr. Pepper.
Beats hitting them with my purse!
Some of ya'lls purses are heavy enough to do some real damage.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#8 Feb 25, 2014
My two old Maine Coon cats are on the couch directly to my left. They are 16 years old and pose no threat to anything, living or dead or even the living dead.

“Southern Pride”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

American right to fly it

#10 Feb 26, 2014
Hmmmm ..... my cell phone.
Guess I could call 911

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#11 Feb 26, 2014
Fish_sticks wrote:
Hmmmm ..... my cell phone.
Guess I could call 911
Is 911 manned during a zombie apocalypse?

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#12 Feb 26, 2014
Ha! I got a loaded tape dispenser! I'm ready! LOL!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#13 Feb 26, 2014
Well that's either the iPhone or a ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier than a sword, but I can call 9-1-1 on the iPhone. So, what do I do? What *DO* I do?!?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#14 Feb 26, 2014
Hippichick wrote:
Ha! I got a loaded tape dispenser! I'm ready! LOL!
Careful, now!!!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_70Gw2abmBeI/TPPGp1N...

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#15 Feb 26, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
Well that's either the iPhone or a ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier than a sword, but I can call 9-1-1 on the iPhone. So, what do I do? What *DO* I do?!?
See post #11.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#16 Feb 26, 2014
dragoon70056 wrote:
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See post #11.
Then it's settled -- screw the pen, screw the iPhone, grab the shotgun.

“Southern Pride”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

American right to fly it

#17 Feb 26, 2014
Can of Lysol .... never mind, that only works on HH
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#18 Feb 26, 2014
Calculator...pen...chequebook. ....pile of bills...phone.........aha...ri ng all debtors and tell them "Cheques in the zombie"........laugh hysterically until ..........

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#19 Feb 26, 2014
They're just Zombies...Kill the brain...!!!

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#20 Feb 26, 2014
i read it as Zombie and Apricots,




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Ami in Miami

Miami, FL

#21 Feb 26, 2014
My cloak of invisibility.

No one's gotten to me yet.

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