What object do you want for Christmas?

“Sock Me Baby!”

Since: Dec 13

Location hidden

#23 Dec 12, 2013
My mate.

FTW Yall

“"Trust no one"”

Level 1

Since: Jul 13

Drive it, like you stole it

#24 Dec 12, 2013
A hippopotamus.

“8 point Buck”

Level 1

Since: Sep 13

Location hidden

#25 Dec 12, 2013
Spirit67_ wrote:
<quoted text>
He is everyone that we showed you! It's really sick and that's how he tricks those little innocent teens, by being something that he's not! One thing about it all, he's had a lot of practice, I was told!
Thanks for the PM, and yes he did text me....so that was the proof to them! When you call his phone, the mail box still isn't set up after all of these months! Nothing like a predator, but I know now and it is all true, what they said!
Hell you welcome babe. Hell I'm glad its in your damn favor.

“8 point Buck”

Level 1

Since: Sep 13

Location hidden

#26 Dec 12, 2013
Spirit67_ wrote:
<quoted text>
He is everyone that we showed you! It's really sick and that's how he tricks those little innocent teens, by being something that he's not! One thing about it all, he's had a lot of practice, I was told!
Thanks for the PM, and yes he did text me....so that was the proof to them! When you call his phone, the mail box still isn't set up after all of these months! Nothing like a predator, but I know now and it is all true, what they said!
Hell babe pm me when you done.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#27 Dec 12, 2013
FTW Yall wrote:
A hippopotamus.
They're available. Just go to the nearest university and visit the hippocampus.

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#28 Dec 12, 2013
Jeffy 11 wrote:
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Hell babe pm me when you done.
I PM'd you! So don't talk to them and I wrote why they said not to!
This has been a long time coming and it feels Great!
Orca Winfrey

Huntington, NY

#29 Dec 13, 2013
FTW Yall wrote:
A hippopotamus.
You rang?

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#30 Dec 13, 2013
A small apartment sized washing machine.

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#31 Dec 13, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>Pathetic. Men don't post this way Spirit, everybody knows it's you, take your own advise and grow up.
I think she thinks if she throws a bunch of "damn hell's" in there and sounds like a semi-retarded tourettes head-case people will be detracted from realizing that she's "Jeffy" and talking to herself.
Survey Says

Huntington, NY

#32 Dec 13, 2013
Please remove Jeffy in a Jiffy.

8-)

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#33 Dec 13, 2013
No self respecting man would go by the moniker "Jeffy". That's a name for toddlers who still wet the bed, suck their thumb and hide behind mommy's apron when they're scared.
dad of 3

Portland, OR

#34 Dec 13, 2013
A bidet I can install on the toilet, so I don't have to keep following the girls in there to plunger out the paper clogs! OMG, are all females guilty of using that much TP when they finish?!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#35 Dec 14, 2013
A Tree stand for my Xmas tree..MY ARMS ARE GETTING TIRED!!
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#36 Dec 16, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
A Tree stand for my Xmas tree..MY ARMS ARE GETTING TIRED!!
Here's an idea; Screw a couple of anchored toggle hooks into the ceiling and hang your tree from them. You can use a string of lights or a bouquet of colored ribbon. Braid the cords around the trunk of the tree, winding it through the branches to the top.:)
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#37 Dec 16, 2013
I want money.
My friend will be 70 years old in Jan. He is due to renew his permanent resident card. He has wanted to become a U.S. citizen for 30 years.
I'm doing the paperwork and asking for a waiver of the fees. Don't know if it will be granted. I would like to think the best.
I want to buy him a suit, tie, and new shoes to wear to his appointments.
He has never owned a suit.
When he takes his citizenship tests, oath and pledge of allegiance he would want to be dressed in honor of the moment.

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#38 Dec 16, 2013
sheesh do you people have to eff up every thread!?!?!? uhh I mean Merry Christmas Santa DILF...I just want clothes, shoes & maybe a ring IF we can find just the right one...

I'm getting HIM a metal detector...we've both been wanting one...should be fun scouting out all the river banks round here
Marley

Huntington, NY

#39 Dec 16, 2013
I want a new Sybian, with a reinforced 10hp Briggs and Stratton motor. I wore the old motor out too quickly.

FTW Yall

“"Trust no one"”

Level 1

Since: Jul 13

Drive it, like you stole it

#40 Dec 16, 2013
Marley wrote:
I want a new Sybian, with a reinforced 10hp Briggs and Stratton motor. I wore the old motor out too quickly.
Good girl!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#41 Dec 16, 2013
A House Boat..PARK IT..Wherever,!

FTW Yall

“"Trust no one"”

Level 1

Since: Jul 13

Drive it, like you stole it

#42 Dec 16, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
A House Boat..PARK IT..Wherever,!
Dock it.

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