Amy Investigates the Newark Airport

Amy Investigates the Newark Airport

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#2 Mar 10, 2013
Your spelling is attrocious.
Daniel Marois

Huntington, NY

#4 Mar 11, 2013
Amy wrote:
The Newark Airport:
100% of TSA Inspectors who do not have a High School Diploma are African Americans.
100% of the Inspectors who are rutinely caught taking 45 minute bathroom breaks are African Americans.
100% of the Inspectors who are rutinely caught sleeping are African Americans. The only time these Gaboons wake up are whin a young good looking female shows up that they can stick their long sticky fingers into her body cavities.
When there is a lull, they huddle together and smell each others fingers. The most common comment after smelling some one els's finger is .......Porto Rican.
But you must commend them for actually having jobs.

Right Amy?

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#5 Mar 11, 2013
Who are you, Amy?
Do you have a high school diploma?
Do you have a job?
Are you just a little prejudice?

OR is this just another one of those threads to rile people up?

I think you are a troll !!!!!!!!!!

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Right here under my thumb

#6 Mar 11, 2013
Commander Bunny wrote:
Your spelling is attrocious.
It's a pre-requisite for trolling.

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#7 Mar 11, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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It's a pre-requisite for trolling.
Oh...

oh..

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#8 Mar 11, 2013
Is this the "Amy" from the Congo movie? The ape that learned sign language? I didn't know they taught you computer skills too!

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#10 Mar 12, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
Is this the "Amy" from the Congo movie? The ape that learned sign language? I didn't know they taught you computer skills too!
Could be - apes don't have opposed thumbs, makes for rotten typists. She also wouldn't be able to work as a car hop at the airport - can't carry luggage without thumbs!!!

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#11 Mar 12, 2013
Amy wrote:
The Newark Airport:
100% of TSA Inspectors who do not have a High School Diploma are African Americans.
100% of the Inspectors who are rutinely caught taking 45 minute bathroom breaks are African Americans.
100% of the Inspectors who are rutinely caught sleeping are African Americans. The only time these Gaboons wake up are whin a young good looking female shows up that they can stick their long sticky fingers into her body cavities.
When there is a lull, they huddle together and smell each others fingers. The most common comment after smelling some one els's finger is .......Porto Rican.
Just curious, but have you just conveniently decided to overlook the white ones groping the elderly and the young, or was that just an accident?

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#19 Mar 18, 2013
Looks like Sybil found topix...

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