Offbeat's biggest fruitcake is......?

Offbeat's biggest fruitcake is......?

Created by Geno on Nov 10, 2012

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Sweetie-Pie

Rosa

Me

LIM

All of the above and so much more

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“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#8 Nov 10, 2012
^^^^^^^^

LOL!

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#10 Nov 10, 2012
Eww, fruitcake. Good for at least 1 thing, a doorstop.
OH! Shootin' practice would work.

After mankind nukes himself into oblivion, only cockroaches & fruitcakes will be left.

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#11 Nov 10, 2012
Simply_Red wrote:
Eww, fruitcake. Good for at least 1 thing, a doorstop.
OH! Shootin' practice would work.
After mankind nukes himself into oblivion, only cockroaches & fruitcakes will be left.
My thoughts exactly -- Fruit cake is the worst tasting cake I've ever had.
YUK!
Target practice -- good one. Blow them berries right outta that cake.
BANG!
:))

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#13 Nov 10, 2012
PESCreate wrote:
<quoted text>
My thoughts exactly -- Fruit cake is the worst tasting cake I've ever had.
YUK!
Target practice -- good one. Blow them berries right outta that cake.
BANG!
:))
Lmao! Thanks for that visual Trish, berries exploding outwards. After this morning that made me crack up! lol;^)

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#14 Nov 10, 2012
Simply_Red wrote:
<quoted text>Lmao! Thanks for that visual Trish, berries exploding outwards. After this morning that made me crack up! lol;^)
HAHA,
Mike just said drop the guns at the front door.
Guns???
Lucky it's only cyberspacing around here.
LOL

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#15 Nov 10, 2012
They all sound the same.

Obsessive

Twisted

Projectile dysfunction

Pathological Liars

Negative ppl trolling others in an obsessed fashion

I can't imagine what drive the darkness in their souls. Outside of an horrific upbringing .
imature punk

United States

#16 Nov 10, 2012
Laura Beth wrote:
They all sound the same.
Obsessive
Twisted
Projectile dysfunction
Pathological Liars
Negative ppl trolling others in an obsessed fashion
I can't imagine what drive the darkness in their souls. Outside of an horrific upbringing .
Now cut that out!!! Im tired of you always undressing me with your eyes!!! Im not some cheap piece of meat!!!! I got morals and ethics honey. So get your eyes off my package now!!!!!!!
charmin

New York, NY

#17 Nov 10, 2012
Laura Beth wrote:
They all sound the same.
Obsessive
Twisted
Projectile dysfunction
Pathological Liars
Negative ppl trolling others in an obsessed fashion
I can't imagine what drive the darkness in their souls. Outside of an horrific upbringing .
thank u dr. laura. its always good to study under the best example. what would we do without your guidance?

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#19 Nov 10, 2012
charmin wrote:
<quoted text>thank u dr. laura. its always good to study under the best example. what would we do without your guidance?
I typed out the same thing before I chose instead to abort the comment.
Appears to me that one is looking in her own mirror when trying to evaluate the behavior of others out here. Just saying. And she is doing it on a phone so she doesn't even see her favorable jugits. She is a funny girl. HA HA! Oh I mean charmin'.
:))

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#20 Nov 10, 2012
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>....Projectile dysfunction...????...[email protected] arfie...
Hello Rosa
Hope you are well today?
See you've made it to the top again.
Hmmmm. You know how bent out of shape some can be
when others get too much attention.
LOL

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#21 Nov 10, 2012
PESCreate wrote:
<quoted text>
HAHA,
Mike just said drop the guns at the front door.
Guns???
Lucky it's only cyberspacing around here.
LOL
Cyberspace true, but we still have an imagination. Could you imagine being hit by a rolling fruitcake?! That would break bones! yee-ouch!

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#23 Nov 10, 2012
Simply_Red wrote:
<quoted text>Cyberspace true, but we still have an imagination. Could you imagine being hit by a rolling fruitcake?! That would break bones! yee-ouch!
Owww!
LOL
You're alright Red. I do enjoy watching you post out here. You call them like you see them and I do appreciate that. Still feel a bit bad about... oh nevermind, you know what I mean.
:)
Hope you enjoy rest of your stay.

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#25 Nov 10, 2012
Now where did that fruitcake Rosa get off to???
Just kiddin' ya Rosa.
[email protected]!!
charmin

New York, NY

#26 Nov 10, 2012
PESCreate wrote:
<quoted text>
I typed out the same thing before I chose instead to abort the comment.
Appears to me that one is looking in her own mirror when trying to evaluate the behavior of others out here. Just saying. And she is doing it on a phone so she doesn't even see her favorable jugits. She is a funny girl. HA HA! Oh I mean charmin'.
:))
;)

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#27 Nov 10, 2012
charmin wrote:
<quoted text>;)
:)))

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#29 Nov 10, 2012
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...doing great, Trish...I'm loving this weather...hope you are doing well...was invited to the Peanut Butter Festival today...didn't feel like the long drive...but it sounds fun...at least it sounds yummy...
...I love peanut butter fudge...but am not good at making fudges at all...I once tried my hand at pralines when my daughter was younger...I knew it wouldn't work when she told me she had never heard of juicy pralines...LOLOL...but I still love them...I just don't make em...
Oh I love peanut butter as well.
I would have made the trip just to see all the creative ways they
use it. Yummmy, indeed.
:)

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#32 Nov 10, 2012
There you are Rosa, hello again.

So, what you make of our rebel??

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#33 Nov 10, 2012
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...Miss Rosa is a fruitcake?...well you wench...wait till I get my fully manicured hands on you!!...you will be running through the backwoods of GA just like bonkers after her greasy haired husband when he hits that moonshine...LOLOLOL...J/K....
WAAAAit!!! I spelled it out for you when I said Just kIddding Rosa.
LOL

Hey that last post I thought was at This is what I think thread.
Rebel is a bit of a fruit cake and she wants to play, meet me there.
:)

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#35 Nov 10, 2012
Trish I did respond to you, seems someone or thing is being stupid. Here's it is;

"Why thanks ma'am, but I do keep most comments to myself. Not worth the effort it takes to type them, it would change nothing.
We're fine okay?"

This was for your post #23.

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#36 Nov 10, 2012
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...my daughter loves to scoop a huge spoonful of peanut butter for Rosa... the real bitch...not me...LOLOL...she patiently waits while Rosa licks it completely...they adore each other...I have more videos of my kids than is allowed by law...my husband and I sit and watch them for hours...
...we once tried to watch with our friends...LOLOL...they said cute 10 times and were ready to leave...both of my children came to live with us after their 2nd birthdays...so they are sooooo very special to us...the agency said we were perfect for them since we are multicultural...LOL...I think they are perfect for us because they have made us so happy...if my daughter doesn't quit being so much like me...I swear I'm sending her back to Africa...LOLOL...now that's a joke only I as her mother can make...
All that talk about peanut butter inspired me and now I am eating some toast with Pnut butter as we type. Did you see Bex and Rebel up at WHat the HECK I think? I can't spell it without looking.

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