Ways to Kill a Peep!
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“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

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#21 Apr 8, 2012
My two year old grandson showed me a new way to kill a peep this morning. He put it on the table, slammed it a few times with the palm of his hand, stretched it beyond recognition, then he stuffed it in his mouth.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#22 Apr 8, 2012
Flatten them with a rolling pin and make a sandwich out of fresh marshmallow creme, adding the peep-slices like they were salami or cheese.

Add some Hershey's chocolate, like it was mustard.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#23 Apr 8, 2012
For dessert, bite the tail and ears off a chocolate bunny. Fill the hollow cavity with whipped creme and enjoy.

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Since: Feb 12

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#24 Apr 10, 2012
Way to go 'okimar'. Sounds good.
Dr Dirty -- you know dogs shouldn't eat chocolate.

With all this talking about those chocolate covered thingys, my chocoholic attack is rapidly approaching. When I find some of them I plan to hide them in my closet and nibble from head to toe, or toe to head.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#25 Apr 10, 2012
Very funny, I'm glad I didn't miss this!

“I'm not listening.”

Level 9

Since: Feb 10

Germantown, NY

#26 Apr 10, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
Flatten them with a rolling pin and make a sandwich out of fresh marshmallow creme, adding the peep-slices like they were salami or cheese.
Add some Hershey's chocolate, like it was mustard.
Sandwich that between graham crackers and toast it ...

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#27 Apr 10, 2012
Sit it on an Ant Hill...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#28 Apr 10, 2012
Wildbluerose wrote:
Sit it on an Ant Hill...
Bury 'em up to their tasty little necks!

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#29 Apr 10, 2012
M-80s up their little keisters...BAM!

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#30 Apr 10, 2012
..oops, bad spell me...that would be "kiesters". Settle down Grammar Police...

“Nirvana”

Level 6

Since: Mar 12

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#31 Apr 10, 2012
don't kill it
eat it alive!

Since: Nov 10

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#32 Apr 10, 2012
http://youtu.be/gUJjGZadpoM

You could try this method...:)

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#33 Apr 10, 2012
Boil them before they hatch.

“Still Waters Run Deep”

Level 6

Since: Sep 11

Waters Edge

#34 Apr 10, 2012
Slowly. Very very slowly.

“Kool-Aid”

Level 8

Since: Dec 11

Jonestown S.Africa

#35 Apr 11, 2012
A gallon of gas and a match

Since: Apr 12

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#36 Apr 11, 2012
Rip it into tiny pieces then burn it in a fire
Dung Beetle Bill

Novato, CA

#37 Apr 11, 2012
About a quarter-pound of C-4 should do it.

“cougar w/sharp claws”

Level 4

Since: Mar 08

The kitten, NOT ME!!!!

#38 Apr 11, 2012
Drop them on a hot asphalt parking lot, right where people get out of their cars.

Tie them to bottle rockets.

“Where DO missing socks go?”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

They run away to join the show

#39 Apr 11, 2012
Drop them in a glass of Alka-Seltzer.

Let's get Fizzy-kill, Fizzy-kill

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