Ina

Pulaski, WI

#24 Jun 30, 2013
There is no such thing as an intellegent liberal on Topix.

“The Car”

Level 4

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#25 Jun 30, 2013
Amy and Mia wrote:
My IQ is 144, so why am I not president? Would you vote for "Mister Mysterious"?
hey Mister Mysterious, prove you have a 144 I.Q. Draw a line from each of the 3 utilities to each of the 3 houses, without crossing any of your lines. We will then vote for you.
..........Gas..Electric ...Water
All high
I.Q.
Liberal
Winners
also
receive
a
free
lap
dance
from
Ruby
Red
Horse
..........House 1 ....House 2 ...House 3
My credentials are in Kenya.
Ina

Pulaski, WI

#26 Jun 30, 2013
My credentials are in Kenya.

And so is yo nieces and nephews.

Bwaaaaaaa
Mia

Pulaski, WI

#27 Jun 30, 2013
Hey Ina, that makes MM a monkey's uncle.

Bwaaaaaaa

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#28 Jun 30, 2013
SLooooow Down...BRAIN CELL..CHECKPOINT ..
Amy and Mia

Pulaski, WI

#29 Jul 2, 2013
Hey MM IQ 144, stop in at Opie's Kielbasa Club. We just made a new batch of beer ..... just for you Honey. It should be cooled off by the time you get here.
http://saynotoobama.webstarts.com/opieskielba...

maria

Irvine, CA

#30 Jul 2, 2013
o M ama knows exactly what he's doing :

Destroying the U.S. as we know it.
Ina

Pulaski, WI

#31 Jul 3, 2013
Obama should be strung up by the nuts ... from a banana tree.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#32 Jul 3, 2013
Unlike that soccer ball he was playing with yesterday, he could shake his head all day and not generate enough energy to light a small lightbulb.
Shaker Flashlight

Fort Laramie, WY

#33 Jul 3, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Unlike that soccer ball he was playing with yesterday, he could shake his head all day and not generate enough energy to light a small lightbulb.
Ohhhhh, no wonder we're not getting any brilliance from him. You have to shake him to make him work!

I still have my doubts it would help.
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#34 Jul 3, 2013
I believe the Devil is within him and has to be expurgiated. I will talk to Reverend Roy about this.
Father Roy

Pulaski, WI

#35 Jul 3, 2013
Obama, We believe thine body wants the Devil with in thee to be expurgiated. We will use the 5 step approach

Step 1.
Obama, Disrobe. My assistant, Brother Eunuch, will then hand-cuff you to the ceiling.

Step 2.
Two electric wires will now be inserted into your caboose hole. Not to worry, Brother Eunuch has a degree in Eclectics.

Step 3.
The juice will then be turned on for a milisecond at a time until you stiffen up.
Sniff sniff, don't worry about the smell and the snapping sounds .......... That's just some hair burning off.

Step 4.
After you stiffen up, the amperage will be increased until the sticky Devil comes spurting out the end of your hooha. Quiet..........I think I hear him comming now.......... gurgle..........gurgle, gurgle..... gurgle gurgle gurgle ....... sproooootch .....>.....>.......... >...plotch.

Step 5.
The exorcism is now completed, say Amen.

"Amen"

Your bill is $986.00 Electricity isn't cheep you know.
Father Roy

Pulaski, WI

#36 Jul 4, 2013
Amy, if that Klutz start acting up, let me know. Brother Eunuch is experimenting with 220.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#37 Jul 5, 2013
Mister Mysterious wrote:
<quoted text>
My IQ is 144, so why am I not president? Would you vote for "Mister Mysterious"?
A Vote for MM is a Vote for (uh, ummm) Mysteriousness!
144? Hummm...

Okay, you run, see what you have to say. Will see then if you get the vote.
Lena

Pulaski, WI

#38 Jul 7, 2013
OMG, I can't believe they stuck electric wires in the President's *sshole.

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#39 Jul 8, 2013
Mia wrote:
GOOD "1" Mia
Thought 'i'd bring this one back to the thread...

http://saynotoobama.webstarts.com/uploads/Fak...
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#40 Jul 8, 2013
Mister Mysterious isn't posting any more. Some people are saying that Mister Mysterious died in his Mother's basement...... He was coverd with mold, fungus, and a few mushrooms. Can this be true?

“pshhhhh”

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#41 Jul 11, 2013
^ youre a bit of a creep
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#42 Jul 12, 2013
Obama tries to influence the jury by saying "If ah done had eh son he would be just like Trayvonn Martin"....... Autopsey report shows that Trayvonn only had 2 brain cells ..........
..........
.......... just sayin.

Level 2

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#43 Jul 12, 2013
Amy wrote:
Obama tries to influence the jury by saying "If ah done had eh son he would be just like Trayvonn Martin"....... Autopsey report shows that Trayvonn only had 2 brain cells ..........
..........
.......... just sayin.
SMACK!

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