You're Too Old to Wear That

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

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#46 Dec 11, 2012
Ha! My husband is 60. He wears Hollister, American Eagle, American Rag, Abercrombie & Fitch, Under Armour, and Pac Sun.

I just recently found out that people think he is a douchebag. Their word, not mine.

But its not just what he wears. It's other things too. His obsession with white tigers and his table which is a piece of glass resting on a nude woman's breasts and knees.

Lol.
Points to Ponder

Jefferson, GA

#47 Dec 11, 2012
Fish_sticks wrote:
Sorry, but I think when you start pushing 50 it time to grow up a bit. Nothing wrong with wearing good fitting jeans and a tank top, but mini skirts and daisy duke shorts, halter tops? I think it makes an older woman look like she trying to hang on to her youth. You can still look good, sleek, and sexy without looking like a hooker.
I don't care who you are, at 50, gravity rules.
I'm not suggesting we go out as hookers but everything in moderation can work. My skirts are not all the way up there, but they are shortER. Especially in the winter with darker hose, lots of women can do it with beauty and dignity. Seriously, other than in a strip club, daisy dukes are a no go for anyone.

“Cat's rule”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

and dog's drool :-)

#48 Dec 11, 2012
Points to Ponder wrote:
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I'm not suggesting we go out as hookers but everything in moderation can work. My skirts are not all the way up there, but they are shortER. Especially in the winter with darker hose, lots of women can do it with beauty and dignity. Seriously, other than in a strip club, daisy dukes are a no go for anyone.
I agree, but some women have no class and look like a 2 cent hooker with no takers, lol.
I know you have the body, looks, and grace to wear something fashionable and not trashy. Some old gals think all men want to see is their droopy cleavage and jello fanny.
Not you girl! You can get away with just about anything, but you have style!
How have you been? Shoot me an email sometime.
The Ponderer

Huntington, NY

#49 Dec 12, 2012
Points to Ponder wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not suggesting we go out as hookers but everything in moderation can work. My skirts are not all the way up there, but they are shortER. Especially in the winter with darker hose, lots of women can do it with beauty and dignity. Seriously, other than in a strip club, daisy dukes are a no go for anyone.
Can't disagree with anything you said......
Moderation and an eye for class surely wins......

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#50 Dec 12, 2012
I don't care how old I get I will never, ever wear polyester elastic waist pants.
Wal Mart Shopper

Huntington, NY

#51 Dec 12, 2012
Always Wary wrote:
I don't care how old I get I will never, ever wear polyester elastic waist pants.
Never say Never......

...and what about mumus (moomoos? Sp?)?

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#53 Dec 12, 2012
Wal Mart Shopper wrote:
<quoted text>
Never say Never......
...and what about mumus (moomoos? Sp?)?
Also on the do not wear list :)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#54 Dec 12, 2012
Then I HAVE NOoooooo choice...BUT...to ruuuuunnnn AROUND NEKKID...
HELL YEAH..
Rose colored glasses for ALL..

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#55 Dec 12, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
Then I HAVE NOoooooo choice...BUT...to ruuuuunnnn AROUND NEKKID...
HELL YEAH..
Rose colored glasses for ALL..
will u be light pink or dark pink?
not that it matters, just wondering...
lol

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#56 Dec 12, 2012
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
will u be light pink or dark pink?
not that it matters, just wondering...
lol
WHAT'S YOUR BAG, DUDE?? Are they not one simple hued color...THEY'RE PINK!! GO play in traffic

..or SOMETHING...YOU'RE BUMMING meee OUT!!!

Since: Feb 09

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#57 Dec 12, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> WHAT'S YOUR BAG, DUDE?? Are they not one simple hued color...THEY'RE PINK!! GO play in traffic
..or SOMETHING...YOU'RE BUMMING meee OUT!!!
Oh for Christ sakes, i was JUST joking with u.
lighten up would ya!
besides didnt u SEE the "lol" at the end of my post, that means laugh out loud - NOT lots of love!
i dont swing that way...

lol (laugh out loud)

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#58 Dec 12, 2012
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh for Christ sakes, i was JUST joking with u.
lighten up would ya!
besides didnt u SEE the "lol" at the end of my post, that means laugh out loud - NOT lots of love!
i dont swing that way...
lol (laugh out loud)
:)

When my phone reads texts for me and it comes across an "lol" it says "laugh out loudly"

Lol.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#59 Dec 12, 2012
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh for Christ sakes, i was JUST joking with u.
lighten up would ya!
besides didnt u SEE the "lol" at the end of my post, that means laugh out loud - NOT lots of love!
i dont swing that way...
lol (laugh out loud)
. OMG!!! DUDE...YOU are soooo CONCEITED!!!...Pssst..come here...CLOSER..GOT YA..MOONED ya ..Douchebag..STREAKING on the THREADS..WATCH OUT!!! LIAR..I SAW ya SWING on your little kid's outdoor gym play set...FREAKZOID!!!

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#60 Dec 13, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>. OMG!!! DUDE...YOU are soooo CONCEITED!!!...Pssst..come here...CLOSER..GOT YA..MOONED ya ..Douchebag..STREAKING on the THREADS..WATCH OUT!!! LIAR..I SAW ya SWING on your little kid's outdoor gym play set...FREAKZOID!!!
ya know, ur making urself look like a real fool.
u keep snorting that stuff and ur gonna have a burn out..

oops too late.

Rock ON - i know u will...
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#61 Dec 13, 2012
Old men should NOT wear tight bicycle pants when they go into a store.....it's just fricken wrong.

(Saw this yesterday at Walgreens.....guy was like 60 years old and NOT in good shape either.....WTF was he thinking?....and no, he didn't ride his bike to the store)

“Cat's rule”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

and dog's drool :-)

#62 Dec 13, 2012
Old farts can toss those 1970's speed-os out too, lol.
YUK!

“Cat's rule”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

and dog's drool :-)

#63 Dec 13, 2012
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>Also on the do not wear list :)
LOL, that's when you just give up, the full square acre, lol.

“Cat's rule”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

and dog's drool :-)

#64 Dec 13, 2012
NeverMissed wrote:
Ha! My husband is 60. He wears Hollister, American Eagle, American Rag, Abercrombie & Fitch, Under Armour, and Pac Sun.
I just recently found out that people think he is a douchebag. Their word, not mine.
But its not just what he wears. It's other things too. His obsession with white tigers and his table which is a piece of glass resting on a nude woman's breasts and knees.
Lol.
You hung your star on him .....

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

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#65 Dec 13, 2012
Fish_sticks wrote:
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You hung your star on him .....
?

“Cat's rule”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

and dog's drool :-)

#66 Dec 13, 2012
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