You're Too Old to Wear That

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#26 Dec 10, 2012
Hey Justy... I hope that you at least used some warm water to help loosin' up the situation...


@}-'--,---

Now back to the topic... at home I wear whatever I feel comfortable in...
For instance Right now I'm wearing a big ol' gray Disney t-shirt with a picture of Eyore and a bunch of flowers and butterflys in a neon rainbow of colors along with a pair of purple sweat pants...
If I'm going out then it's usually jeans and a blouse... Then there are those times when I feel the need to dress up... I wear a dresspants with a nice blouse or a dress... Nothing to low cut or racy but then again nothing totally buttoned up to the chin prim and proper...hahahahaha...
@}-'--,---

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#27 Dec 10, 2012
Fish_sticks wrote:
Sorry, but I think when you start pushing 50 it time to grow up a bit. Nothing wrong with wearing good fitting jeans and a tank top, but mini skirts and daisy duke shorts, halter tops? I think it makes an older woman look like she trying to hang on to her youth. You can still look good, sleek, and sexy without looking like a hooker.
I don't care who you are, at 50, gravity rules.
. OH BITE ME!!! NOooo WAYYY...is some little tart gonna TELL meeee WHAT THE FREAK I CAN or CAN NOT WEAR..YOU AIN'T MY MAMA ...soooo WHEN you see me sashaying down the blvd.., WEARING my DISCO Boots, SHEER bright orange see through blouse , HOT PANTS and HOOP earrings chewing gum....STOP for a moment to help me to adjust my fishnet stockings on my garter belt hooks..OKAY..YOU OLD GEEZER...don't forget my ALL DAY SUCKER LOLLIPOP...

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#28 Dec 10, 2012
Fish_sticks wrote:
Sorry, but I think when you start pushing 50 it time to grow up a bit. Nothing wrong with wearing good fitting jeans and a tank top, but mini skirts and daisy duke shorts, halter tops? I think it makes an older woman look like she trying to hang on to her youth. You can still look good, sleek, and sexy without looking like a hooker.
I don't care who you are, at 50, gravity rules.
Hey Bex...
I have to agree at some point Gravity makes those daring low cuts seem like a cry for help... and Mini skirts and Daisy dukes do not go well with vericose veins...hahahahaha
@}-'--,---

“Southern Pride”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

American right to fly it

#29 Dec 10, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>. OH BITE ME!!! NOooo WAYYY...is some little tart gonna TELL meeee WHAT THE FREAK I CAN or CAN NOT WEAR..YOU AIN'T MY MAMA ...soooo WHEN you see me sashaying down the blvd.., WEARING my DISCO Boots, SHEER bright orange see through blouse , HOT PANTS and HOOP earrings chewing gum....STOP for a moment to help me to adjust my fishnet stockings on my garter belt hooks..OKAY..YOU OLD GEEZER...don't forget my ALL DAY SUCKER LOLLIPOP...
If you don't like my opinion, then I know I got it right, lol.

“Southern Pride”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

American right to fly it

#30 Dec 10, 2012
Wildbluerose wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Bex...
I have to agree at some point Gravity makes those daring low cuts seem like a cry for help... and Mini skirts and Daisy dukes do not go well with vericose veins...hahahahaha
@}-'--,---
What can ya do, ha ha ha. <look away and scream?>
It takes all kinds.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#31 Dec 10, 2012
Fish_sticks wrote:
<quoted text>
If you don't like my opinion, then I know I got it right, lol.
. ONCE MORE...BITE ME...in your Granny Dress.. splattered with tartar sauce..
Geno

Eugene, OR

#32 Dec 10, 2012
Never to old to wear an ass-hat! I'm proof!
Ferrerman

Wilmington, OH

#33 Dec 11, 2012
Geno wrote:
Never to old to wear an ass-hat! I'm proof!
HEY! What about me?????
In A Nutshell

Huntington, NY

#34 Dec 11, 2012
So it seems like there are "limits".....but deciphering those limits is definately a grey area. I guess you really can't attach an actual age to it......because some 50 year olds look great (i.e Marie) and some 50 year olds look like an overly used, dried up, catchers mitt.....

Do what makes you happy......as long as you don't make peoples heads turn in a bad way, lol......

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#35 Dec 11, 2012
Fish_sticks wrote:
Sorry, but I think when you start pushing 50 it time to grow up a bit. Nothing wrong with wearing good fitting jeans and a tank top, but mini skirts and daisy duke shorts, halter tops? I think it makes an older woman look like she trying to hang on to her youth. You can still look good, sleek, and sexy without looking like a hooker.
I don't care who you are, at 50, gravity rules.
agree

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#36 Dec 11, 2012
justaguess wrote:
Ok...so I know this paraplegic babe...she's a bit up there in years and, well, quite honestly, all she has ever wanted to do is be able to wear a mini skirt..It has been a heartache for so many years..
so
I tell her, Contswaylo, you wear whatever you want and wear it proud..!...Now, I am burdened by those annoying cell calls at all hours where,,this is so hard to say,,,has taken a suction to the floor in justy ™ the oddest places...It's gotten to the point where I have to carry around one of those soft plastic scrappers that came with my George Foreman grille...I don't regret what I said to her..but daym..
The incidences have let up a bit since I hid her supply of beano...just sayin'
i never realized until just now, ur T..

“Southern Pride”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

American right to fly it

#37 Dec 11, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>. ONCE MORE...BITE ME...in your Granny Dress.. splattered with tartar sauce..
No thanks, you smell kinda fishy ..... try using soap next time.

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#38 Dec 11, 2012
After reading this thread I'll now go and put on my t-shirt that reads:

I Know Right From Wrong
Wrong Is The Fun One

Or maybe the one that reads:

Shut The Duck Up
Has a pic of a duck with it's bill taped up.

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#39 Dec 11, 2012
Geno wrote:

Never to old to wear an ass-hat! I'm proof!

Beth writes :

Your azz hat looks lovely dear, but you need to go shave .

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#40 Dec 11, 2012
Ferrerman wrote:
<quoted text>HEY! What about me?????
. Yo, DUDE...ya can wear your striped bell bottoms, PF Flyers, a floral shirt with the pointy collar, Harley Davidson silver large belt buckle on your suede belt and your roach clip necklace... WE DO MAKE A HIP ROCKIN' Duo... I must say

“Don't call it an attack”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

It was an AMBUSH

#41 Dec 11, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>. OH BITE ME!!! NOooo WAYYY...is some little tart gonna TELL meeee WHAT THE FREAK I CAN or CAN NOT WEAR..YOU AIN'T MY MAMA ...soooo WHEN you see me sashaying down the blvd.., WEARING my DISCO Boots, SHEER bright orange see through blouse , HOT PANTS and HOOP earrings chewing gum....STOP for a moment to help me to adjust my fishnet stockings on my garter belt hooks..OKAY..YOU OLD GEEZER...don't forget my ALL DAY SUCKER LOLLIPOP...
If I saw this in my town, I'd think you were a prostitute!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#42 Dec 11, 2012
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
i never realized until just now, ur T..
Terbo..??...no...it would have been even weirder then...lol.

:)

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#43 Dec 11, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>. OH BITE ME!!! NOooo WAYYY...is some little tart gonna TELL meeee WHAT THE FREAK I CAN or CAN NOT WEAR..YOU AIN'T MY MAMA ...soooo WHEN you see me sashaying down the blvd.., WEARING my DISCO Boots, SHEER bright orange see through blouse , HOT PANTS and HOOP earrings chewing gum....STOP for a moment to help me to adjust my fishnet stockings on my garter belt hooks..OKAY..YOU OLD GEEZER...don't forget my ALL DAY SUCKER LOLLIPOP...

Dondo wrote :

If I saw this in my town, I'd think you were a prostitute!

Beth writes :

She musta been smokin some killer bud when that was written .
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#44 Dec 11, 2012
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
If I saw this in my town, I'd think you were a prostitute!
What would you think if I wore this in your town?

“Don't call it an attack”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

It was an AMBUSH

#45 Dec 11, 2012
The Paisan wrote:
<quoted text>
What would you think if I wore this in your town?
I would follow you to the costume party! Morning cutie!

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