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Since: Oct 10

Gays Call Me Horror Movie

#389 Aug 27, 2012
honeymylove wrote:
One of mine was going[for the first time] into a store that sells sex toys.
Khidik!

Why sex toys? Your natural things don't work out?
May

Belleville, Canada

#390 Sep 3, 2012
My most embarrassing moment happened at my sisters house. She invited hubby and I over for a BBQ and a swim in their pool. Hubby bought me a new silvery-grey bikini and it wasn't see through while dry. What I didn't know was that hubby had cut out the lining from both the top and the bottom and that once wet it would become 100% transparent. We were in the pool playing Marco Polo which we often did, only today my brother-in-law, hubby, and 3 teen nephews seemed to be hovering around me a lot more than usual, in fact my 3 nephews were even hanging out under water practically at my feet. I didn't really give it a lot of thought or I might have caught on. My bikini was not only 100% see through but also at some point the bottom had crept up the crack of my ass and my labia were hanging out either side of the material. When I got out of the pool and saw myself in her bathroom mirror I was so embarrassed that i got changed right away, yelled at hubby to come on, said that I was sick and we needed to leave. I have never gone swimming at my sisters since.
Transgender Geno

United States

#391 Sep 6, 2012
sunday, second of september,'12, 3:13pm
i'm out in my sandbox minding my own business playing malibu ken marries g i joe
all of the sudden, out of no where, here comes that pesky neighbors cat, she has the prettiest costume jewelry color, that btch. anyway, she jumps in my sandbox with me and completely covers me up! well i never! what, did she think i was a pile of crap? ugh!
mike

Millbrook, NY

#392 Oct 15, 2012
My sis saturday had a sticky problem and I was loving it so much.She ask me if I want to go with her to the mall and get something to eat for lunch were spend the day together so I said alright.She's like do me a favor can you get my lee jean hanging in the closet and get me wooden wedge ankle strap sandals the white dr.sholls so I see them and I say the one that has bubblegum stuck on the bottom and she said yes there the one so stuck on a pair of skin tight lee jeans with her dr.scholl's and we out.We got to the mall my sis manage to step right in bubblegum by her car door we went into the restaurant and she sat down in sticky gooey wad of gum I could hear her butt getting stuck to seat she like with a smile OMG I'M TOTALLY STUCK I tried to get it off for her butt it is really stuck so she's stuck walking around with a wad of gum stuck on her butt.We walked around and she stepped into another peice of gum while walking.It like 6 hrs later we are leaving the mall and my sis go to the trash can that has gum all around and on it to throw away her gum and she stepped in another piece gum then laugh and turn around laughing and leans back on the garbage can were there is a million pieces of gum on top she's like totally stuck now..I was so embarrassed she wasn't
Simon

New Albany, OH

#393 Feb 16, 2013
Ok once I was at a pool and in the locker room has a door to a sauna I thought it was only for men so I went in naked and the next thing you know 3 girls walked. in and apperantly the girls locker room has a door to the same sauna as the guys I had nothing to cover my self with so I was standing there naked with three girls staring at my dick after that I ran into a locker room that happened to be the girls so I ran all the way through that and I could not find an entrance to the sauna then I found a door that looked like the one to the sauna well it was the door outside I ran through it and then ran back in and then I got in the sauna then there was 8 Girls staring at me I could not find my cloths so I went to my car in nothing but a towel it was sooooooo embaressing
Simon

New Albany, OH

#394 Feb 16, 2013
Mike wrote:
This embarrassing moment happened when we were in Chicago. Me and my mom were at the Sears(now Willis)Tower and we were starving for lunch. So we stop in at a restaurant named Mrs. Levy's Delicatessen(it's gone now) for a sandwich. We did not notice it was about closing time. So we order our food and asked this women behind the check-in desk were we could find a table, she does not answer us and haves a phone in her ear. My Mom kept waiting and waiting for her to answer her, after a while, she was getting annoyed. I look at her and my mouth drops wide open :O, I saw that she was NOT REAL. We realizing that all along, my mom was trying to talk to a waitress that was made of cardboard. it was SOOOOO
embarrassing and we were laughing at that the whole trip.
are you blind
lolipopzlol

Westmead, Australia

#395 Mar 11, 2013
ok this one time when i saw someone in my class making out with a girl. my friend and i walked past them like we didnt no them. then i whispered to my friend, ' eww they are pulling each others faces off' then when i turned around, he was there and heard everything a said. he gave me the death stare and everybody was watching to. i got so embarassed i walked away like it was nobodies business
pta dad

Los Angeles, CA

#396 Mar 11, 2013
I was giving a speech to about 50 ladies of our PTA and I had a raging erection quite visible to all of them. Worse, I had a fifty-cent sized wet spot at the peak of my "pup tent".

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#397 Mar 11, 2013
OMG,!!.. New Years Day!!..Hung over from the Champagne Bubbles.. Still in my jammies, hair not brushed..But DID wash my face and brushed my teeth.. Lo and Behold.
A KNOCK at the door..WHAT THE FREAK??.
My neighbor friend, an OLD GEEZER who came for a visit..To wish me a Happy New Year..Do I invite him in or not?? Yes, I invited him in..Apologized for my appearance and my headache..I mean I couldn't say NO to him...after all he was clean shaven and in his Sunday Best..We chatted, laughed and how I looked (Without make-up even)..DIDN'T faze him..IT WAS ALL ABOUT VISITING A NEIGHBOR and wishing them HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013!!!
Sam

Southampton, UK

#398 Apr 14, 2013
I stayed at my girlfriends for the weekend as her parents were away and she doesn't like being alone. So I came home from work at about 11pm, we get in bed and as we're in the middle of having sex, her step dad walks in not only that but then his two friends follow!, was the worst day of my life! Even after 5months I find it awkward.

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#399 Apr 14, 2013
I was in the Olympic Village in Mexico City and couldn't understand the figures on the bathroom doors. I thought it was the ladies room and went in. I was in a stall and heard some heavy footsteps coming in and realized it was the mens room. I waited til everyone left, but they didn't. Finally I just got up and walked out not looking anywhere but the floor. Heads were turning and I was blushing.

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#400 Apr 15, 2013
At a job interview... had on two mismatched socks..I was so embarrassed...
Michael Gatien

Ann Arbor, MI

#401 Sep 27, 2013
You want embarrassing, I'll give you embarrassing. I was at "This Old House Pizza" restaurant in Cheboygan, MI and went to use the restroom. Well, it was late at night and so I was tired. I come out and went go sit down and all of a sudden, I looked up and 2 people who weren't my parents. Then I hear someone call my name and sure enough, it was MY PARENTS. I sat down at the wrong table, it was funny to them; they got a huge kick out of it. I was embarrassed and they said "No harm done". I will NEVER forget that one :D

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Since: Dec 08

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#403 Sep 27, 2013
How about stupid moments? I went to work dressed in a tan spandex skirt with a nice top on. Someone at work said you have a tag at the back bottom of your skirt. I went to the bathroom to check it out. Turned out my skirt was put on upside down and it was inside out.

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#404 Sep 27, 2013
..Walking back down the center aisle in church on Sunday after going to the bathroom-with three feet of toilet paper stuck to my shoe!

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#405 Sep 30, 2013
One night I had to stop on the side of the road beside a river to use the bathroom. There were no cars coming so I pulled down my pants and was squatting when two guys came up from the bushes. They had been fishing.
I flew to the car door and sped away. They were laughing.

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#406 Oct 3, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
One night I had to stop on the side of the road beside a river to use the bathroom. There were no cars coming so I pulled down my pants and was squatting when two guys came up from the bushes. They had been fishing.
I flew to the car door and sped away. They were laughing.
I wouldn't be laughing- you probably scared the fish away! LOL!(Actually that really IS funny!)

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Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#407 Oct 4, 2013
NOT checking myself out in the mirror BEFORE I stepped out the door..FREAKIN' ..had my nightie camisole on INSTEAD of my BRA.... aaaaggghhhh...
running wild

Sikeston, MO

#408 Jan 31, 2014
sexy cc
running wild

Sikeston, MO

#409 Jan 31, 2014
uggg playing with my....

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