"What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment?"

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I was a bartender. I was 20 years old. The boss had gave me money to go by tops for myself and the waitress's. I had brought a light orange color to go with our white shorts. We had a band that played on weekends. Us girls were wearing our tops and was in the room where the band played. Low and behold the tops that we were wearing were see through. The black lights showed our white bras. I was very embarrassed, because I was the youngest of the girls. The other ones didn't care and were laughing that they might get more tips. This is a night that I won't forget..

There are a few others, but this moment is a start. ha ha ha

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Jan 16, 2007
 
Don't write anything to embarrassing!
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I had met this guy online and he and I were supposed to get together for a love date. After months of flirting online and millions of emails we were supposed to meet at the place where I worked. We were almost at the good part when he unzipped and I found out he had 3 inches. I could not believe my most embarrassing moment turned into my most disappointing also. He couldn't do sh!t with what he had either. 3 inches couldn't satisfy the chicken on the farm.

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Jan 16, 2007
 
I was 23 and galloping racehorses at Santa Anita. A 2-year old spitfire dumped me onto the ground in front of a hunky , young (at the time) trainer.

Then there was the time I was driving down Hollywood Blvd and rear-ended the car in front of me while I was looking over my left shoulder (SMART!) at a FOOOOOOXXXXXY LAPD cop. No damage = no ticket! <phew>

Those are the 2 things that stand out - I don't embarass very easily. I'm a goof and readily admit it :)

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Not by any means my MOST embarrassing moment, but there I was, aged about 23, and fooling about in the sea at Blackpool with my son aged 5, I had on a bikini. He started flicking water at me so I gave chase, and noticed this old fellow staring at me and laughing, so caught up in the moment I laughed and said "cheeky little monkeys aren't they" when my son pointed out I had lost my bikini top!!! And the water was only waist high! I didn't live that one down for years.

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Tiffany wrote:
I had met this guy online and he and I were supposed to get together for a love date. After months of flirting online and millions of emails we were supposed to meet at the place where I worked. We were almost at the good part when he unzipped and I found out he had 3 inches. I could not believe my most embarrassing moment turned into my most disappointing also. He couldn't do sh!t with what he had either. 3 inches couldn't satisfy the chicken on the farm.
LOL!!! Thats funny.

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Jan 16, 2007
 
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I was 23 and galloping racehorses at Santa Anita. A 2-year old spitfire dumped me onto the ground in front of a hunky , young (at the time) trainer.
Then there was the time I was driving down Hollywood Blvd and rear-ended the car in front of me while I was looking over my left shoulder (SMART!) at a FOOOOOOXXXXXY LAPD cop. No damage = no ticket! <phew>
Those are the 2 things that stand out - I don't embarass very easily. I'm a goof and readily admit it :)
You were lucky MamaG.

I embarrass easily.
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easy, it was my birthday,I got some makeup and lipsticks,my sister was little, so she put it all over her face in front of my friends

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Once I was at a party for the coworkers of my ex-husband. It was being held at a cleaning fanatic's house which was sparkling...I walked right into the glass sliding door in front of everyone and my face left a smudgy imprint on the glass so she grabbed the Windex.

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Jan 16, 2007
 
Debbysnack wrote:
Once I was at a party for the coworkers of my ex-husband. It was being held at a cleaning fanatic's house which was sparkling...I walked right into the glass sliding door in front of everyone and my face left a smudgy imprint on the glass so she grabbed the Windex.
OUCH!!

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May 3, 2008
 
Gotta be able to do better than this folks (though eleanor and la's are good)
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This might not be 'THE' MOST EMBARRASSING but it surely was ONE OF THEM

I was home by myself and thought everybody was gone... I had no woman then. And I laid on the couch with the TV on.

I always leave my doors usually open..I knew the kids were at school and was'nt expecting anyone... If someone would have came up my drive way I would know. SO as I lay there, I thought, WHAT THE HECK...

and started playing with MR. WInki. I was pounding away... THen all of the sudden my brother in law stepped up at the doorway....

OH my... I covered up fast. He looked off at the TV... Knowing he caught me red handed.. and I do mean red handed....

Well, I put my shorts on in embarrassment..

He says as he looked at the TV...."WILMA FLINTSTONE?? YOu are jacking to WILMA FLINTSTONE? I am going to have to give you a couple of my DVDs.." I guess cartoons were on or something at the time.

I said...."YABBA DABBA DO.... and it is not really WILMA I was after-- it was DINO... Or teased that it was FRED AND BARNEY.. THe Chubby gay guys.."

You know the song.. "we'll have a gay ole time"

hahaahha... HE has never mentioned it unless I do...

BUt it was just one of those times... hahaha

THen I told, I think, TBT about this story a loong time ago.. and he says that he liked WILMA'S SISTER. named DEW.... and he tried MOUNTAIN DEW.....

I cracked up at that one also...

HEy, I am just a human guy.. and what the heck... I have nothing to hide....

YABBA DABBA DEW..... MOUNTING DEW.. hahahaha

Go on and laugh.. It is so true...

duh..

4144..

Now I make sure the door is closed and locked..

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Okay, I was 14, performing for Rotary Club, Albany at the DeWitt Clinton Hotel. At one point I pull out a 15 foot,130 lb reticulated python, NOT tame who was in a particularly bad mood. As I am wrestling with him and talking his tail came up and he let loose, emptying his bowels and musk glands in a spray like a garden hose for a radius of about 15 feet. Business men, prominent local politicians and an exquisitely carpeted and decorated room soaked in vile snake musk and feces. I don't know how the room made out, but the suit I wore that day- even with several dry cleanings on a hot, damp day day the smell would come up. I was never invited to do Rotary of Albany again. A good chance to make good contacts, and my Dad was running for Governo of Rotary International at the time.

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back in 1995 I was over at my best friends house with a group of freinds sat down on the couch and his sister says hey you got some gum stuck to your leg and reached over to put it off and well it wasn't gum she tried to pull my entire sack thru the hole in my jeans, since that day I will never go and have never gone commando.

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May 6, 2008
 
proteroglyph wrote:
Gotta be able to do better than this folks (though eleanor and la's are good)
Hi Opis. How have ya been? How are all your critters doing?

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May 6, 2008
 
proteroglyph wrote:
Okay, I was 14, performing for Rotary Club, Albany at the DeWitt Clinton Hotel. At one point I pull out a 15 foot,130 lb reticulated python, NOT tame who was in a particularly bad mood. As I am wrestling with him and talking his tail came up and he let loose, emptying his bowels and musk glands in a spray like a garden hose for a radius of about 15 feet. Business men, prominent local politicians and an exquisitely carpeted and decorated room soaked in vile snake musk and feces. I don't know how the room made out, but the suit I wore that day- even with several dry cleanings on a hot, damp day day the smell would come up. I was never invited to do Rotary of Albany again. A good chance to make good contacts, and my Dad was running for Governo of Rotary International at the time.
Ok, so
Opis
What you are telling us is that, you, as a youth pulled out your 15 foot, 130 pound snake and soiled 15 feet of high caliber audience??
Is this the story??
Ok
Coming from you, I buy it!
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May 6, 2008
 
One time I was naked in the back seat with an equally naked girl. Then along comes a Deputy Sheriff. We had only enough time to get underwear on before he starts tapping on the glass with his mag light. "Uh, is there a problem officer"?
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I was at the supermarket in line and smelled poop... I mean there were about five in line... I kept looking at the person behind me... She looked really greasy headed and not so clean...

WHEW!!!

The cash register lady looked at me then looked at her and frowned at me.. Like "That lady stinks"..

I got my groceries and walked on to my car...

I got in my car and still smelled it....

Then I noticed that.....
I had stepped in a big pile of dog poop....

Oh my... I felt so bad.... and embarrassed....

duh.

TRue

I smelled something strange, I thought it was you
come to find out, I had poop on my shoe

Poop on my shoe, poop on my rug
no wonder I, have so many bugs.

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May 6, 2008
 
There have been entirely too many to say...hahaha!
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One time I sat in someone bubblegum it was stuck on my butt all day

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