Canada is here to help you!

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#67 Sep 23, 2012
Blue $5, purple $10, red $50, brown 100$. No monochromatic greenbacks for us. Our money is funny. Loonie and Toonie

Vote Canada, and you too can have pretty loot

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#68 Sep 23, 2012
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Oh, you guys do make some fine whisky!
:O)
And beer!(I'm told)

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#69 Sep 23, 2012
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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Weak. I see you've run out fake statistics. haha
The population of California is slightly larger than the total population of Canada

Sorry,,, we're picky!

BUT you can be too

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#70 Sep 23, 2012
R C Honey wrote:
Blue $5, purple $10, red $50, brown 100$. No monochromatic greenbacks for us. Our money is funny. Loonie and Toonie
Vote Canada, and you too can have pretty loot
No thank you. Besides, I haven't played Monoply in years...

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#72 Sep 23, 2012
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Ahh, the good old days, eh Doc?
Ah yes...when the Canadians stayed in Canada and our sheep were glad of it! hahahaha

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#73 Sep 23, 2012
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Ah yes...when the Canadians stayed in Canada and our sheep were glad of it! hahahaha
We didn't know your sheep were horny for you dang Americans. We thought we were protecting them. I stand corrected. Have fun!

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#74 Oct 1, 2012
Canadian World Domination

Join now and be passed over later for punishment!


The fight for our domination has started due to your lack of attention. Thank you future maybe Presidents for your attempts at further mental scramblins of the USA brains!

Future Canadian Prime Minister of the World salutes you

Please adhere to our reorganizing a New World Society of Canadians to suit our diabolical aims.

It's not that we need you, it's that there are too many of us that have friends/family/ loved ones south of our border and we have finally listened to their pleas.

Vote Canada
Vote for a better YOU

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#75 Oct 1, 2012
Our Canadian-approved propaganda is not only better than the bought media you have there, but it tells the truth without scaring the living daylights out of you.

You don't need guns people! We will take the fear out of leaving your door unlocked, we will take the fear out of Government run Health care.

No more fear!

Vote Canada

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#76 Oct 1, 2012
Canada's upcoming conquest is brought to you by Commander Gracie, and General Bob!

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#77 Oct 1, 2012
totalitarian government. Totalitarian YOU

Vote Canada

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#83 Oct 17, 2012
The party’s campaign issues have a proposal to revive the U.S. economy by selling marijuana. We will buy back your Country from China and sell it back to you with little interest.

No more having to hide behind our identities from travelling. You too (under our leadership) will be adored by all. Sure the rest of the world can't really tell the difference, but we can, we know, we understand. Proper leadership will ensure a bright future. We are your friends, and although we've had your back more than you've had ours, we forgive, and we will move on.

Say no to the monkey shows you have to continually watch until the election, say yes to a better United States,, say YES to Canada.
Is Maple Syrup and Lumberjack fashion really that bad?

Is walking out of the hospital not knowing how much it was to fix you,,, taxing?

Say no to being just a number and say YES to Canada, a new leader, a new friend, a new and brighter future. We will lead you the way you need to be.

We love you, and you will love us

VOTE CANADA

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#84 Oct 17, 2012
We have the ability, the power, the assets, the popularity of the world, and the hearts of all.

Begin getting liked, begin being adored, begin being one of us (by proxy)

To be Canadian or not to be Canadian
that is the question

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the Slings and Arrows of outrageous fortune (other Countries) or to take Arms against a sea of trobles (which seems to always be your choice), and by opposing end them (disclude Vietnam in that); to die, to sleep No more; and by a sleep, to say we end the Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks that Americans are heir to?

Vote CANADA!

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#85 Oct 18, 2012


"Tinker, Tailor,&#65279; Soldier, Douchebag"

Good luck with that!

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#86 Oct 18, 2012
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I am Canadian!

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#87 Oct 18, 2012
... people who live in ice house's shouldn't cast the first curling stone ...

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