Canada is here to help you!

Canada is here to help you!

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#1 Sep 23, 2012
Based on their hilarious viral campaign, a new satirical political party announces its CANADAcy for president of the United States.

As the American election increasingly resembles a production of CATS performed by actual cats, U.S. citizens are looking for a new leader. That leader is Canada, and they want your vote for president of the United States.

America, but Better: the Canada Party Manifesto, balances the doctrine of American exceptionalism with a dose of Canadian humility and common sense in an effort to secure Canada as the new leader of the free world, by proxy.

This is not an invasion; it's an intervention.

Devoted to restoring America to its former glory, the Canada Party will soon have the whole world chanting,“Yes We Canada.”

Representatives from the Canada Party will be onsite (topix) to take questions and accept suggestions from the public as to how Canada could better run America
__________

Thank you, and you're welcome!

signed

A great Canadian citizen, and American supporter

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#3 Sep 23, 2012
R C Honey wrote:
Based on their hilarious viral campaign, a new satirical political party announces its CANADAcy for president of the United States.
As the American election increasingly resembles a production of CATS performed by actual cats, U.S. citizens are looking for a new leader. That leader is Canada, and they want your vote for president of the United States.
America, but Better: the Canada Party Manifesto, balances the doctrine of American exceptionalism with a dose of Canadian humility and common sense in an effort to secure Canada as the new leader of the free world, by proxy.
This is not an invasion; it's an intervention.
Devoted to restoring America to its former glory, the Canada Party will soon have the whole world chanting,“Yes We Canada.”
Representatives from the Canada Party will be onsite (topix) to take questions and accept suggestions from the public as to how Canada could better run America
__________
Thank you, and you're welcome!
signed
A great Canadian citizen, and American supporter
Get rid of your stupid gun and health care laws, and I might even get on board with that!

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#4 Sep 23, 2012
You messed up.

We know you look to us as one of the last great strongholds of common sense in a swirling sea of crazy on this big ol crazy planet of ours.

Decriminalized marijuana, our peace keeping force, universal health care, education, our stance on environment, human rights, made us look pretty darn awesome.

Turns out some of us thought it would be a grand idea to put Harper in charge.

Well, actually, it wasn’t so much that we put him in charge as it is we failed not to.

You guys goofed. You took your stick off the ice, and pulled a real boner. For that we apologize, and for that we will help you!

You're welcome

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#5 Sep 23, 2012
We WILL help you figure out the metric system!

Vote CANADA!

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#6 Sep 23, 2012
R C Honey wrote:
You messed up.
We know you look to us as one of the last great strongholds of common sense in a swirling sea of crazy on this big ol crazy planet of ours.
Uh, that would be Australia, sport. Canada's cool, but don't let it go to your head. You're still Americans.

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#7 Sep 23, 2012
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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Get rid of your stupid gun and health care laws, and I might even get on board with that!
But that's what makes us great!

I'm sorry you feel that way, you'll have to take my apology as an individual mandate.

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#8 Sep 23, 2012
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>But that's what makes us great!
.
Uh, no.

And besides, when we want the metric system, we'll just send one unit from a National Guard outfit up and take it.

“Pay attention ....”

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This could be fun

#9 Sep 23, 2012
As long as the keep ole ho-hum up there, life is grand.

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#10 Sep 23, 2012
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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Uh, that would be Australia, sport. Canada's cool, but don't let it go to your head. You're still Americans.
Pinch your cheeks adorable that you think that, you're not the first my friend from the south, however, you may think that about Canadians aka North American's, but we can't/don't feel that way.

We are here to help you in your time of need/election.

Consider our lifestyle as a goal. Dream us, live us, be us!

Vote Canada

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#11 Sep 23, 2012
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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Uh, no.
And besides, when we want the metric system, we'll just send one unit from a National Guard outfit up and take it.
Good luck Dr. Dirty! Come take it! lol

This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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#12 Sep 23, 2012
R C Honey wrote:
Based on their hilarious viral campaign, a new satirical political party announces its CANADAcy for president of the United States.
As the American election increasingly resembles a production of CATS performed by actual cats, U.S. citizens are looking for a new leader. That leader is Canada, and they want your vote for president of the United States.
America, but Better: the Canada Party Manifesto, balances the doctrine of American exceptionalism with a dose of Canadian humility and common sense in an effort to secure Canada as the new leader of the free world, by proxy.
This is not an invasion; it's an intervention.
Devoted to restoring America to its former glory, the Canada Party will soon have the whole world chanting,“Yes We Canada.”
Representatives from the Canada Party will be onsite (topix) to take questions and accept suggestions from the public as to how Canada could better run America
__________
Thank you, and you're welcome!
signed
A great Canadian citizen, and American supporter
LMFAO

Thank you:)
ana

United States

#13 Sep 23, 2012
They do have some yummy boxed soups and cookies - plus Smarties; all of which can be had here...
Except for the latter; haven't come across those - hits are good too (maybe from Brussels by way of Poland)

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#14 Sep 23, 2012
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>Pinch your cheeks adorable that you think that, you're not the first my friend from the south, however, you may think that about Canadians aka North American's, but we can't/don't feel that way.
We are here to help you in your time of need/election.
Consider our lifestyle as a goal. Dream us, live us, be us!
Vote Canada
Oh so just because you THINK you're not on the NOrth American continent, then it must be so? You now have the omnipotent power of space and time and can move entire half-continents at will through sheer mind power?

You're starting to spin-out like Ohbummer. He says stupid shit like that too. He once insisted there were 57 states in the USA. hahahaha So does Clinton. Depends on what the meaning of "is" is, right? hahaha

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#15 Sep 23, 2012
Dragon Love wrote:
As long as the keep ole ho-hum up there, life is grand.
I've heard of HH

On behalf of all Canadians (not her)

I'm sorry

vote CANADA

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#16 Sep 23, 2012
R C Honey wrote:
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Good luck Dr. Dirty! Come take it! lol
This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
That joke is older than your crotch. Try again.

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#18 Sep 23, 2012
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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That joke is older than your crotch. Try again.
The joke made me laugh! And nice language! I guess... hence the name?

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#19 Sep 23, 2012
The Genome wrote:
Something's missing.
Brains.

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#21 Sep 23, 2012
Don't hate us cause the rest of the world loves us!

I know I can travel the world with a Canadian Maple Leaf on my napsack, and I'm praised for it!

Look to us for guidance, and although you look to us as your little half brother, we look to you guys as our retarded cousin, but I'm hoping to change that. Do away with the stereotypes, and be friends!

Vote Canada

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#22 Sep 23, 2012
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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Brains.
You had enough to put that comment up! Don't be so hard on yourself. Grab a beer (a Canadian kind as I've heard they're so much better) put your feet up, and relax!

You'll be in good hands with Canada!

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#23 Sep 23, 2012
The Genome wrote:
<quoted text>No one's dirtier than I am. Can I troll you now?
Pretty please????
You can try, but keep in mind, as far as trolls go, I have no bounds, no scruples, have no mercy, and will not stop, EVER, until you are chewing your fingernails crying like a baby under a make shift tent you set up for yourself with urine soaked throw away comforters.

And for that, I know I will be sorry, but in the heat of the moment, I have no control. So take your best shot, I welcome it, give me what I know will give me the giggles and the power to follow through as the tough buy internet bully/troll I know I am.

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