Man cuts off own hand with a homemade...

Man cuts off own hand with a homemade guillotine

There are 59 comments on the WFTV Orlando story from Mar 29, 2014, titled Man cuts off own hand with a homemade guillotine. In it, WFTV Orlando reports that:

A man from Devon, England, was so desperate to end his suffering after spending many painful years with an injured hand that he did the unthinkable-he built a guillotine and cut off his own hand.

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Orca Winfrey

Huntington, NY

#43 Mar 31, 2014
OMG wrote:
Big women like hand amputee's
I especially like doubles!!!!

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#44 Mar 31, 2014
justaguess wrote:
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Did they let him know he couldn't have a house or a hotel on the short line..?
He couldn't have sued anyway. He had no leg to stand on.
Fundies R Mentally Nil

Philadelphia, PA

#45 Mar 31, 2014
Wow, this story has prompted a guilloton of posts.

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#46 Mar 31, 2014
Did he give the cops and the doctors the finger?
Fundies R Mentally Nil

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#47 Mar 31, 2014
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Did he give the cops and the doctors the finger?
Knucklehead, they had the joint ready for him.

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#48 Mar 31, 2014
Velvet MJK wrote:
In a way, it's good news for him that he was successful and didn't die. Not so much for the rest of us. Now it'll be DIY leaflets at hospitals. Cut down the waiting lists... literally, and surgery costs

Tis the season for chopping off your own hand... next month, feet?
You think they'll use that part of the bible as a catchphrase: if your right eye offends thee, pluck it out?
Martha Stewart Living

Huntington, NY

#49 Apr 1, 2014
In our next episode of "Homemade Goodies" we will show you step-by-step instructions on how to knot a perfect Hangmans Noose out of common yarn.
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#50 Apr 1, 2014
He was a fan of the Adams Family and wanted to do his own Thing.
http://youtu.be/7AuH1FLVvkE

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#51 Apr 1, 2014
At least he didn't cut something else off with it.
Mechanic

Saline, LA

#52 Apr 1, 2014
I know surgery was expensive but this brings a whole new meaning to a "Five Finger Discount"...
Fred

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#53 Apr 1, 2014
should have tried on owebamas head first to make sure it worked right.

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#54 Apr 1, 2014
I know it was nobody from Weird cutting off any hands. Someone's still giving icons.

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#55 Apr 1, 2014
Mechanic wrote:
I know surgery was expensive but this brings a whole new meaning to a "Five Finger Discount"...
This surgery he did on himself wasn't any less expensive. Look what he had to give up.

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Buffalo, NY

#56 Apr 1, 2014
... let him eat cake ...

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#57 Apr 1, 2014
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... let him eat cake ...
One-handed.

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#58 Apr 1, 2014
I suppose he'll be putting
his piano up for sale now:)

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#59 Apr 1, 2014
Grace Nerissa wrote:
I suppose he'll be putting
his piano up for sale now:)
Or teaching someone else to do the missing parts in sync with him.

Hey, there was once a one-armed typing champion. He was proud of his typing ability and went home to help out on the family farm over the summer, and he lost a hand in the equipment. But he was determined to type anyway, and winning the typing championship after getting maimed put a lot of other people to shame. He was doing more with one hand than most were doing with two.
Mechanic

Saline, LA

#60 Apr 2, 2014
I wonder if he sterilized the guillotine blade before he performed the amputation?

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match for natural stupidity

#61 Apr 2, 2014
Typical case of one hand getting jealous of the other and offing it.

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