Fun with old sayings
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#45 Jun 5, 2014
A pat on the back is good for a child's emotional and social development.
Especially if it is applied low on the back, swiftly, briefly, and leaves a sting.
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#46 Jun 5, 2014
A penny saved is a penny earned. A penny un-taxed is a miracle.

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Spotted World

#47 Jun 5, 2014
They say nobody is indispensable. Now, would indispensable medication be a good or bad thing?

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#48 Jun 5, 2014
A stitch in time saves nine

~except~
Mommy took little Johnny to the emergency room and now the bill is 3 grand..

“Heading into Autumn”

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Since: Dec 06

#49 Jun 5, 2014
'A new broom sweeps clean'
But then the dog chews the handle and you have to start all over again:)
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#51 Jun 5, 2014
Don't complain until you walk a mile in his shoes.
I did walk a mile in his shoes,,
and now I can complain about athletes foot..

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Since: Dec 06

#52 Jun 5, 2014
'Death Keeps No Calendar'

O! Look! There goes> The Grim Reaper,
always snivelling around,

GET OUTTA HERE
you miserable B*S*A***** ;)

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Since: Jul 11

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#53 Jun 5, 2014
Shyt or get off the pot.

Either way, please flush and leave the fan on.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#54 Jun 6, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
Shyt or get off the pot.
Either way, please flush and leave the fan on.
And no more than 3 on a match !
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#55 Jun 6, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
You can lead a fool to knowledge, but you can't make him think.
Good One!!
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#56 Jun 6, 2014
If he's a junkie and a thief, then,
One man's stash is another man's pleasure.
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#57 Jun 6, 2014
A man is only as good as the tool he is using,
And a tool is only as good as the man using it...

“Heading into Autumn”

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Since: Dec 06

#58 Jun 6, 2014
Mechanic wrote:
If he's a junkie and a thief, then,
One man's stash is another man's pleasure.
And if he was in Ireland, and having
great crack, he'd be pardoned for having fun:)

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#59 Jun 6, 2014
The grass is greener on the other side of the hill,

Cuz that's where the septic field is located.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#60 Jun 6, 2014
Mechanic wrote:
<quoted text>
Good One!!
Thanks. Or put yet another way:

"You can send a young adult to college, but you can't make them think."
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#61 Jun 10, 2014
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth,
'Cause he may have really bad breath.

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