Fun with old sayings
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#45 Jun 5, 2014
A pat on the back is good for a child's emotional and social development.
Especially if it is applied low on the back, swiftly, briefly, and leaves a sting.
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#46 Jun 5, 2014
A penny saved is a penny earned. A penny un-taxed is a miracle.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#47 Jun 5, 2014
They say nobody is indispensable. Now, would indispensable medication be a good or bad thing?

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#48 Jun 5, 2014
A stitch in time saves nine

~except~
Mommy took little Johnny to the emergency room and now the bill is 3 grand..

“Towards Spring”

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#49 Jun 5, 2014
'A new broom sweeps clean'
But then the dog chews the handle and you have to start all over again:)
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#51 Jun 5, 2014
Don't complain until you walk a mile in his shoes.
I did walk a mile in his shoes,,
and now I can complain about athletes foot..

“Towards Spring”

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#52 Jun 5, 2014
'Death Keeps No Calendar'

O! Look! There goes> The Grim Reaper,
always snivelling around,

GET OUTTA HERE
you miserable B*S*A***** ;)

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#53 Jun 5, 2014
Shyt or get off the pot.

Either way, please flush and leave the fan on.

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#54 Jun 6, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
Shyt or get off the pot.
Either way, please flush and leave the fan on.
And no more than 3 on a match !
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#55 Jun 6, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
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You can lead a fool to knowledge, but you can't make him think.
Good One!!
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#56 Jun 6, 2014
If he's a junkie and a thief, then,
One man's stash is another man's pleasure.
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#57 Jun 6, 2014
A man is only as good as the tool he is using,
And a tool is only as good as the man using it...

“Towards Spring”

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#58 Jun 6, 2014
Mechanic wrote:
If he's a junkie and a thief, then,
One man's stash is another man's pleasure.
And if he was in Ireland, and having
great crack, he'd be pardoned for having fun:)

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#59 Jun 6, 2014
The grass is greener on the other side of the hill,

Cuz that's where the septic field is located.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#60 Jun 6, 2014
Mechanic wrote:
<quoted text>
Good One!!
Thanks. Or put yet another way:

"You can send a young adult to college, but you can't make them think."
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#61 Jun 10, 2014
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth,
'Cause he may have really bad breath.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#62 Sep 11, 2016
"Your business is our pleasure" applies to most businesses. However, the motto of a whorehouse is "Your pleasure is our business."

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#63 Sep 11, 2016
A joint a day keeps the doctor away.

The nursery rhyme about an apple a day keeping a doctor away is quite misunderstood. Originally, it had nothing to do with getting good health from eating an apple. Reading the rest of the rhyme reveals that the intent was to throw the apple at the doctor to get them to leave you alone. Medical care was once really bad, and taking your chances might have been wiser than seeing the doctor.

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