Fun with old sayings

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#22 Jun 3, 2014
Curiosity killed the cat, but it's still got eight lives left.

Don't feed the hand that bites you.

If you don't have anything nice to say .. you don't have anything nice to say.:O

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#23 Jun 3, 2014
Tehee Candor wrote:
Curiosity killed the cat, but it's still got eight lives left.
Don't feed the hand that bites you.
If you don't have anything nice to say .. you don't have anything nice to say.:O
Hey Baby,...

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#24 Jun 3, 2014
justaguess wrote:
you can't make a silk purse of a sow's ear
~but~
You can take a silk purse with a SIG Sauer
Hey I have a Sig and would have to agree. In fact with my Sig, I could take almost anything I wanted!

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#25 Jun 3, 2014
My grandpa used to say, "There are more horses asses than there are horses."

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#26 Jun 3, 2014
Two wrongs don't make a right; they make a left.

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#27 Jun 3, 2014
...if at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry again.........

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#28 Jun 4, 2014
'Give the devil his due'

buy him a pint!
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#30 Jun 4, 2014
Tehee Candor wrote:
Curiosity killed the cat, but it's still got eight lives left.
Don't feed the hand that bites you.
If you don't have anything nice to say .. you don't have anything nice to say.:O
Don't feed the hand that bites you. This is profound. Kudos Tehee.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#31 Jun 4, 2014
'Dog is man's best friend'

But try asking Fido for a loan:)
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Union City, MI

#32 Jun 4, 2014
don't loan money to a friend
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#33 Jun 4, 2014
If you don't have anything to do,,
Don't do it here!
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#34 Jun 4, 2014
Due to recent budget cuts,
"The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Turned Off"
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#36 Jun 4, 2014
Old Sam wrote:
...if at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry again.........
And, on the wall in my old bosses office was a sign that said,

If at first you don't succeed,, Your Fired !!

I have a new boss now....

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#37 Jun 4, 2014
PDX Dave wrote:
You can lead a horse to water...
but then you have to wait while he takes a drink.
That reminds me of LAUREL & HARDY,
they used to get their saying mixed up, lol

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'You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led':)
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#38 Jun 4, 2014
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day,
Teach a man how to fish and he learns how to tell a lie about the big one that got away.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#40 Jun 4, 2014
PDX Dave wrote:
You can lead a horse to water...
but then you have to wait while he takes a drink.
You can lead a fool to knowledge, but you can't make him think.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#41 Jun 4, 2014
Mechanic wrote:
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day,
Teach a man how to fish and he learns how to tell a lie about the big one that got away.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Frame him for murder and he eats for a lifetime.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#42 Jun 4, 2014
Mechanic wrote:
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day,
Teach a man how to fish and he learns how to tell a lie about the big one that got away.
Teach a man to fish and he still won't in Oregon because by the time he has paid for all the fees, licenses, parking permits and gas to get there, he's spent $150.

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#43 Jun 4, 2014
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. :)
Survey Sez

Owensboro, KY

#44 Jun 4, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>
Teach a man to fish and he still won't in Oregon because by the time he has paid for all the fees, licenses, parking permits and gas to get there, he's spent $150.
Teach a man to fish and he could die from mercury poisoning.

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