Fun with old sayings

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“Stop libel and bullying.”

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Spotted World

#1 Jun 3, 2014
We can clown around with old sayings any way we want. Maybe change the sayings, question them or reinterpret them.

“Stop libel and bullying.”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2 Jun 3, 2014
They say you can't fix stupid. I think you can. What if your dog is named Stupid and you take him to the vet?

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#3 Jun 3, 2014
you can't make a silk purse of a sow's ear

~but~

You can take a silk purse with a SIG Sauer

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#4 Jun 3, 2014
There be 50 ways to leave your lover but it's still hard to do if they _________.
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#5 Jun 3, 2014
If I had a dollar for every time I went out partying ,,,,,
uh, wait a minute,,
maybe that's why I don't have many dollars!
Paster

Owensboro, KY

#6 Jun 3, 2014
1 The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel;

2 To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding;

3 To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity;

4 To give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.

5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

6 To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.

7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

8 My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...

“Stop libel and bullying.”

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Spotted World

#7 Jun 3, 2014
Maybe the early bird does get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (and if he is a cannibal, he can't have the first mouse as well.)
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#8 Jun 3, 2014
A mind "might" be a terrible thing to waste,,

But a waist is "certainly" a terrible thing to mind!!

“near Halloween.”

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#9 Jun 3, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
Maybe the early bird does get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.(and if he is a cannibal, he can't have the first mouse as well.)
KUDOS for a great thread idea from you..

There's a well known saying around these parts which goes>

'You can't have your cake & eat it'

which I take to mean

'You can't have it both ways'

But..
If you have a cake and cannot eat it..
What's the point,
(I often thought)

LOL
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#10 Jun 3, 2014
People who live in glass houses need lot's of Windex.

“Stop libel and bullying.”

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Spotted World

#11 Jun 3, 2014
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
KUDOS for a great thread idea from you..
There's a well known saying around these parts which goes>
'You can't have your cake & eat it'
which I take to mean
'You can't have it both ways'
But..
If you have a cake and cannot eat it..
What's the point,
(I often thought)
LOL
Thanks. Yes, we think similar on this one. If you have a cake but cannot eat it, what is the point?

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#12 Jun 3, 2014
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, except a scorned woman on crack.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#13 Jun 3, 2014
It's not the end of the world, but it certainly seems that way with Democrats running the show.
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#14 Jun 3, 2014
We have nothing to fear but fear itself and a hamper full of dirty baby diapers.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#15 Jun 3, 2014
Omg Would you like a little cheese with that whine?? Lmfao.

;) the spotted chick said old saying dragoon not the same old thing you been saying since 2008! Tehehe

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#16 Jun 3, 2014
Lylah wrote:
Omg Would you like a little cheese with that whine?? Lmfao.
;) the spotted chick said old saying dragoon not the same old thing you been saying since 2008! Tehehe
Let any Eyeclops that is without sin (or whine) cast the first stone. Tee heee.
buck

Atlanta, GA

#17 Jun 3, 2014
dang man you be the sht ass who hurt dam spirit girl you mental state man.
buck

Atlanta, GA

#18 Jun 3, 2014
spirit girl if you read here that donald fella want pluck your eye out put your ass in trunk girl he dont care none he mental state to try hurt you like he done did.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#19 Jun 3, 2014
Who let Boomhauer into the thread?

“Vintage 1949”

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...lightly salted...

#20 Jun 3, 2014
Friends, Romans, countrymen! Lend me your beers...

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