Live long and prosper

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#62 Aug 20, 2013
I don't need anything, except for this ashtray, and this lamp, that's all I need! And this paddle game, but that's it!

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#64 Aug 20, 2013
We're on a mission from God....

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#65 Aug 20, 2013
“Your beliefs become your thoughts,
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“Somewhere within...”

Level 4

Since: Jul 13

...the Topix mainframe.

#66 Aug 20, 2013
Just the facts, ma'am.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#67 Aug 20, 2013
Jay-Gee1992 wrote:
Run Forrest RUN!!!
"Life is like a box of chocolates"

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#68 Aug 20, 2013
Beam me up Scotty

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#69 Aug 20, 2013
Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam*n
a_visitor

Reading, PA

#70 Aug 20, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
You never know what you're gonna get !!

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#73 Aug 20, 2013
Car 54 where are you?

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#74 Aug 20, 2013
There's Always room for Jello!

Blue_Eye_Gemini
Level 6

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#76 Aug 20, 2013
Long Live The Queen!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#78 Aug 20, 2013
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll kiss 3 bucks goodbye!

(OK so, anyone else seen Hardware Wars?)
Dirty Dozen

Glenwood, IL

#79 Aug 20, 2013
Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives *you* just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about!

Major John Reisman: Well, I can't think of a better way to fight a war.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061578/quotes
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#81 Aug 20, 2013
http://youtu.be/vc-XZWzuPsM...
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What do you get if you cross a telephone pole with a rooster?

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A 15 ft. cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
;-)))

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#83 Aug 20, 2013
Rosebud...

Gawd that movie bores me to tears. No, I DON'T care if it IS a 'classic'.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#84 Aug 20, 2013
I AM big! It's the pictures that got small.

Now THERE'S a terrific movie.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#85 Aug 20, 2013
Homicide Detective: Can I help you?
Frank Bigelow: I'd like to see the man in charge.
Homicide Detective: In here...
Frank Bigelow: I want to report a murder.
Homicide Captain: Sit down. Where was this murder committed?
Frank Bigelow: San Francisco, last night.
Homicide Captain: Who was murdered?
Frank Bigelow: I was.
Nils

Amsterdam, Netherlands

#86 Aug 20, 2013
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#87 Aug 20, 2013
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature...

“Whip it, whip it good”

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#88 Aug 20, 2013
Carol Ann: Adam's Apple. Women don't have Adam's Apples, only men have Adam's Apples. The first night that you came to town I noticed that you had yourself an Adam's Apple.

Vida Boheme: Then, then you know?

Carol Ann: I know, that I am very fortunate to have a lady friend who just happens to have an Adam's Apple.

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