how often do women masturbate?
WhiteDevil KingOf Trolls

Alachua, FL

#309 Sep 28, 2012
Jim1952 wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't care if I'm having sex with 63 women with 24 inch waists, all of whom are chomping at the bit for me to pleasure them -- no sex, no matter how good, ever could be worth forfeiting Heaven.
24 inch waist?...you like'em little,don't you?
Ray Sisto

Huntington, NY

#310 Sep 28, 2012
WhiteDevil KingOf Trolls wrote:
<quoted text>Jim!...It's only a cracker!
Racist!!!!!

“Headbanger”

Level 4

Since: May 12

London, England

#311 Sep 28, 2012
GabeP13 wrote:
Is getting yourself off this big a deal? If god holds masterbating against in such a well it sends people to hell, 90% all men going to hell
and the majority of women and children too.

“So, what's the speed of dark??”

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Since: Mar 08

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#312 Sep 28, 2012
Kriss10 wrote:
<quoted text>
and the majority of women and children too.
And there would be tons of blind people around toooo...!!!!

Ok, where's my seeing eye dog now.....

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Since: Jun 09

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#313 Sep 28, 2012
Kriss10 wrote:
<quoted text>
and the majority of women and children too.
At least we'll be in good company.

“Towards Spring”

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Since: Dec 06

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#314 Sep 28, 2012
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
LoL. So all of those "souls" that died before the creation of the Catholic church didn't make it to heaven?
poor souls(:

“Busy Man”

Level 1

Since: Sep 12

Bridge City

#315 Sep 28, 2012
Time to get ready for work but first I think I'll punch my ticket to hell to relax a little bit first

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#316 Sep 28, 2012
Jim1952 wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, Grace, think what you want -- if you make it to Heaven, it will be through the Catholic Church, either in this life or after you die, as the Catholic Church is the body of Christ.
When Jesus offers you His mercy after your death, just make sure you accept His offer, so that you can gain entrance to Purgatory and ultimately Heaven.
WHAT?

You are saying because the priests
went against HIS ruling and I spoke about it
openly, that he will penalize 'me'?

You should give Jesus
credit for being more intelligent than that(:

After all I'm telling the truth,
and wasn't it JESUS himself who
said

'You will know the truth-
and the truth will make you free'

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#317 Sep 28, 2012
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
WHAT?
You are saying because the priests
went against HIS ruling and I spoke about it
openly, that he will penalize 'me'?
You should give Jesus
credit for being more intelligent than that(:
After all I'm telling the truth,
and wasn't it JESUS himself who
said
'You will know the truth-
and the truth will make you free'
Take it from a Roman Catholic - the first thing and last thing you see when you go to and leave a church is a coin box.

When you say you will give - they have the nerve to ask you "How much?" And then procede to give you a percentage table to help you calculate how much you should be giving based on you annual income.

Don't get me started on this...lol

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#318 Sep 28, 2012
Ray Sisto wrote:
<quoted text>
Racist!!!!!
I do NOT believe that was a Racist comment.
Man's traditions and crackers they give you at communion is more
what he was referring to -- in my opinion.

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#319 Sep 28, 2012
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
WHAT?
'You will know the truth-
and the truth will make you free'
Sorry to have chopped this Grace, but I just had to point out what I noted on your post.

So many get the statement wrong and I was pleased to see you got it right. Many say the truth will SET you free, but the way you wrote it is the way it is.

Same goes for the money phrase, it's not money, but the love of it.
Sheeet - waaaaay off topic.

Masterbation - isn't that supposed to be kept a secret?
:)

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#320 Sep 28, 2012
Jim1952 wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, Grace, think what you want -- if you make it to Heaven, it will be through the Catholic Church, either in this life or after you die, as the Catholic Church is the body of Christ.
When Jesus offers you His mercy after your death, just make sure you accept His offer, so that you can gain entrance to Purgatory and ultimately Heaven.
HOG WASH - you perhaps need to jump off Offbeat and get over to top stories where you can debate your religious propoganda. Why even come to this particular subject to preach to us?

“Ignore the trolls”

Level 6

Since: Oct 08

Wallington, UK

#322 Sep 28, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Take it from a Roman Catholic - the first thing and last thing you see when you go to and leave a church is a coin box.
When you say you will give - they have the nerve to ask you "How much?" And then procede to give you a percentage table to help you calculate how much you should be giving based on you annual income.
Don't get me started on this...lol
I fear that established religions of all colours of Christianity seem to have lost sight at times of the message. What was it Gandhi said (without googling it, I'm probably slightly out) along the lines of liking Christ, but not liking Christians?

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#323 Sep 28, 2012
Ferrerman wrote:
Every 28 days.
They didn't agree, but it was more for you name than your response I would imagine.

I Agree - woman feel desire during these periods and touch is appreciated.

How did this get so religious and end up at the top of the most discussed list?

Jim - please go back to top stories and Thanks.

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#324 Sep 28, 2012
A few times a day!! My husband also takes care of that for me too

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#325 Sep 28, 2012
foreplayme wrote:
A few times a day!! My husband also takes care of that for me too
Lucky Woman, now I can see why you post so little.
:))

It's been a while since doing either and I am actually considering buying a toy that requires BIG Batteries.
;)

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#326 Sep 28, 2012
Holy crap we sure did get off topic here!

“sum 'wit it.......”

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

Baldwinsville, NY

#327 Sep 28, 2012
"I like to refer to myself as an Adult Film Efficienato." - Stuart Bondek

words to live by?
star 69ers

Bensenville, IL

#328 Sep 28, 2012
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
Who is B.O.B.'s running mate, the duracell bunny?
:0)
Dr. Dirty and you = Neal and Bob.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#329 Sep 28, 2012
star 69ers wrote:
<quoted text>Dr. Dirty and you = Neal and Bob.
Hi ya Fairyman. Glad to see you came out from under the TOTUS' desk to get some fresh air. Now back under you go - deep breath.

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