I want to win, I want to be King of T...

I want to win, I want to be King of Topix

Created by master and baiter on Jul 16, 2014

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#1 Jul 16, 2014
Being the king of topix is like being the coolest kid at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.

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#2 Jul 16, 2014
you are cool and the king...now we have a new king..wow..

Sublime the King...

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#3 Jul 16, 2014
Princess Hey wrote:
you are cool and the king...now we have a new king..wow..
Sublime the King...
I think I'll abdicate ... unless I get to have a hot cool a$s queen. ;)

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#4 Jul 16, 2014
well I am Princess so I cant be your cool Queen..but its a good thought..now I bet you already have a cool Queen..:o)..

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#7 Jul 16, 2014
Kevin wrote:
Correct me if I'm wrong but we can't have a tiny king that gets scared of other topix posters? Can we?
Bambi is gonna be angry that the lil jerkoff is still instigating even after crying like a beitch on here.
Since you asked.....you're wrong......You're welcome.

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#9 Jul 16, 2014
Independent1 wrote:
<quoted text>Since you asked.....you're wrong......You're welcome.
He's never gonna be king of topix if he keeps whining like a pussay b1tch about how a sweet girl like Susan torments him (ironically by doing nothing to him ... obviously he's a really soft and sensitive lad).

Cry baby melt down commencing in T-minus 3 ... 2 ... 1:

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#10 Jul 16, 2014
Princess Hey wrote:
well I am Princess so I cant be your cool Queen..but its a good thought..now I bet you already have a cool Queen..:o)..
Yes she's pretty cool.

:)

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#11 Jul 16, 2014
I knew it..behind every cool King there is always a cool queen..you go Sublime.and his queen...

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#12 Jul 16, 2014
Kevin wrote:
Had to gray box that one, tiny?
No, that's GREY box......get it right.....

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#13 Jul 16, 2014
Princess Hey wrote:
I knew it..behind every cool King there is always a cool queen..you go Sublime.and his queen...
She’s cool, but she’s very different from me personality wise. It works. I let her be her. She let’s me be me.

She’s very sweet, quite a bit more reserved (but she will cut loose with me), and is a worrier by nature.

I am more free spirited and am not a worrier at all.

We are parents of course and we enjoy all that entails, but when we get some alone time I add a little excitement/spice to her life and I think she likes cutting loose sometimes and coming along for the ride. She still has plenty of time to enjoy less adventurous interests of hers as well.

I tend to be attracted to more refined women. They are more fun to turn naughty and do bad things with. <grin>

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#14 Jul 16, 2014
you two sound so cool.and meant to be..good luck in all you do and always keep it spicey and exciting..now I know you are the King..LOL..

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#15 Jul 16, 2014
Stand In Line. DUDE!!

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#16 Jul 16, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
Being the king of topix is like being the coolest kid at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.
Ummmm ....ok . I didn't know Topix had Kings.
Ozzie

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#17 Jul 16, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
Being the king of topix is like being the coolest kid at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.
BAWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

wonderful.

:)

sat there.

wink.

~O to the Z
Subtarded

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#19 Jul 16, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
Being the king of topix is like being the coolest kid at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.
Thank you for your personal testimony. Did you claim a queen?

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#20 Jul 17, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
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Ummmm ....ok . I didn't know Topix had Kings.
There aren't KingS. There is one King, and I was just pretending all along to be just like the rest of you peasants. Kiss my ring. ;p

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#21 Jul 17, 2014
Subtarded wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you for your personal testimony. Did you claim a queen?
Claim a queen? Do you expect me to club her over the head and drag her off to my cave by the hair?

I have more class than that. I will melt her heart and entice her with this instead:



LMFAO
-Kevin-

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#25 Jul 17, 2014
Lea told me he wasn't one but needed everyone to believe it to help his self esteem.
-Kevin Macon-

Tampa, FL

#26 Jul 17, 2014
He might be with the usual 6 degrees of separation

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