1 Thing Youll never hear a crackhead ...

1 Thing Youll never hear a crackhead say.

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Shaneequa Renaynay jones

Moline, IL

#1 Aug 27, 2010
Here you go first.lol

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#2 Aug 27, 2010
"Take your time"

“Has left the building.....”

Level 1

Since: Apr 10

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#3 Aug 27, 2010
"Crack is Whack"
No, wait, that was Whintey. Nevermind.

"Live From New York, It's Sat..ur.." umm...nope, I'm sure Brittany hosted.

The only thing I can think of is "No, thanks, I don't need anymore crack."

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

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#4 Aug 27, 2010
My dad was a crackhead.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#5 Aug 27, 2010
Thanks, none for me. I have to go to work in a bit.

“Big mouths from Boo Boo”

Since: May 10

talk out of their teeny tiney

#6 Aug 27, 2010
"In Edmonton, we take that like candy, and I don't feel a thing. It does NOT affect my driving (even when I give bjs to some guy while I drive). It helps me preserve my teeny tiney waist and mini butt (I also keep shrinking in height)."

“...him or her...neither one...”

Since: Jun 08

..cares about any of us..none.

#8 Aug 27, 2010
WHOOOFF!!!

I'm too old for this sh!t!

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

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#9 Aug 27, 2010
All our bills were paid. We did have new school clothes and we had double insurance coverage. My parents owned our home, my mother stills resides there. I have a voicemail from my dad if anyone wants to really know.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#10 Aug 27, 2010
I know when to quit.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#11 Aug 27, 2010
Whoa, this stuff is expensive. I better start looking for a 2nd job.

“LOL at the losers who have....”

Level 5

Since: May 10

all day to peek at my facebook

#12 Aug 27, 2010
I have all my teeth!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#13 Aug 27, 2010
I have found a mistake in Einstein's theory of relativity.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#14 Aug 27, 2010
Um, hello -- I found your wallet with $500 in it and was calling so I could arrange to return it to you.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#15 Aug 27, 2010
So... Will we see you in church on Sonday?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#16 Aug 27, 2010
This is a picture of my daughter. She is the most important thing in my life.

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#17 Aug 27, 2010
I've had enough...you're turn!
THE SPAMINATOR

United States

#18 Aug 27, 2010
A crackhead would NEVER say "I'm voting Republican this time, g'dammit!"

That's pretty much an iron clad gaurantee....

What a dork_

“They named a cereal for him”

Level 3

Since: Feb 08

Redondo Beach, CA

#19 Aug 27, 2010
The thing that I hear most from them is NO REALLY, THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I TRIED IT. As they sit there with their rotted out teeth.
End The Hate

Pasadena, CA

#20 Aug 27, 2010
The needs of my family come first, ALWAYS!
End The Hate

Pasadena, CA

#21 Aug 27, 2010
What a dork_ wrote:
The thing that I hear most from them is NO REALLY, THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I TRIED IT. As they sit there with their rotted out teeth.
Good one Dork! Oh man, I'm so jealous that u r in Vegas and I'm not. Have fun!

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