Man says sex with pizza burned his penis

Man says sex with pizza burned his penis

There are 31 comments on the The Arizona Republic story from Feb 25, 2014, titled Man says sex with pizza burned his penis. In it, The Arizona Republic reports that:

A man claims he severely burned his penis while having sex with a Domino's pizza, and he complained to the chain via Twitter, according to video from geobeats.

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#21 Feb 27, 2014
He loved pizza so much, he married it. Of course, then he never had sex with pizza again.
Vasco Vestucci

Huntington, NY

#22 Feb 27, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
He loved pizza so much, he married it. Of course, then he never had sex with pizza again.
I heard he is now doing a Calzone on the side.....A nice fresh one.
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#23 Feb 28, 2014
raincoat nekkid really?
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#24 Mar 1, 2014
Think he needed his balls burned to for being so stupid.
Fur Sher

Huntington, NY

#25 Mar 6, 2014
night machine wrote:
raincoat nekkid really?
Really.

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#26 Mar 11, 2014
Did he slip a roofie in the pizza's drink first? Or was it consensual pizza sex?
Thick and Soft

Huntington, NY

#27 Mar 11, 2014
Was it regular or sicilian?

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#28 Mar 11, 2014
Whatever happened to fornicating with a nice, cool watermelon?
Comfort Foods

Huntington, NY

#29 Mar 11, 2014
I dunno..... I would think screwing a gyro would be more erotically satisfying.

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#30 Mar 12, 2014
I like to make honey love. I go right to the source and stick my willy right in a bee hive and get a real buzz. I hear there has been a bee die off. Maybe it was from shame.
Phart Delivery

Buffalo, NY

#31 Jan 30, 2017
Pepperoni pharts.

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