Man says sex with pizza burned his penis

Feb 25, 2014 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: The Arizona Republic

A man claims he severely burned his penis while having sex with a Domino's pizza, and he complained to the chain via Twitter, according to video from geobeats.

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smacks

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I love Domino's Pizza too, but wouldn't think of copulating with it.

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What's this thing this week with pizzas and penises?
I prefer chicken myself but don't suspect any fowl play.

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...next time try using a fork and knife like Mayor de Blasio...
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0h my word ! Was it delivery and how did it stay so hot?

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In an attempt to stay in the competition local hookers are now offering 30 minutes or its free

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..... you can't banish, lol

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Don't hide the salami with the pepperoni ...... just saying
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Guess he wanted extra "cheese" on his pizza!!!

I know the feeling!!!!!

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That's why I had my unit ceramic coated, better heat resistance. I used the tiles that came off the space shuttle, then I had sex with the shuttle and the boosters. Just sayin'

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Feb 26, 2014
 
Reminds me - If I had some young friends over I would phone and order pizza - tip the delivery guy to put some condoms in the box then let the boys open up the pizzas - always good to get started.
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Feb 26, 2014
 
MarkoBoyL3 wrote:
Reminds me - If I had some young friends over I would phone and order pizza - tip the delivery guy to put some condoms in the box then let the boys open up the pizzas - always good to get started.
Excellent planning. I know when my friends want to have sex with my pizza, I require they wear condoms too. Nothing worse than a lovely cheese pizza with a cream sauce.
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Feb 26, 2014
 
That's what you get for bangin' The PIE!
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**must have been humpday :0 ... dang!,,,.. if it's actually true .. DANG!
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HAHA, ironically theres a Domino's ad banner on the botttom of my screen.
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Ironic or just the way Topix and it's advertisers have brilliantly planned it?
There have been some interesting and helpful changes they've made recently.

Hmmmm - I want pizza right now with all the suggestions.

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Pizza, with extra sleaze.
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Extra cheese and meatBALLS!!!!

Yummy!!!
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1980 Diner 1: Waiter!!! these is a fly in my soup!!!

2014 Diner 2: Waiter!!! There is a co*k in my pizza!!!!

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Sex with a pizza?...oh come now! LOL What movie was it where the dad caught his son having sex with a freshly baked pie?
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If you lived in Edmonton trust me......you'd rather hump a pizza than the alternative.

Just sayin'......

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Feb 27, 2014
 
Really, I would have thought he would have gone for the taco.

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