Man says sex with pizza burned his penis

Feb 25, 2014 Full story: The Arizona Republic 30

A man claims he severely burned his penis while having sex with a Domino's pizza, and he complained to the chain via Twitter, according to video from geobeats.

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smacks

Spokane, WA

#1 Feb 25, 2014
I love Domino's Pizza too, but wouldn't think of copulating with it.

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#2 Feb 25, 2014
What's this thing this week with pizzas and penises?
I prefer chicken myself but don't suspect any fowl play.

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Since: Mar 13

Bronx, NY

#3 Feb 25, 2014
...next time try using a fork and knife like Mayor de Blasio...
W0rd

Jackson, MO

#4 Feb 25, 2014
0h my word ! Was it delivery and how did it stay so hot?

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Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#5 Feb 26, 2014
In an attempt to stay in the competition local hookers are now offering 30 minutes or its free

“Never summon "Anything" ....”

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Since: Feb 11

..... you can't banish, lol

#6 Feb 26, 2014
Don't hide the salami with the pepperoni ...... just saying
Eltons John

Medford, NY

#7 Feb 26, 2014
Guess he wanted extra "cheese" on his pizza!!!

I know the feeling!!!!!

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Since: Jan 11

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#8 Feb 26, 2014
That's why I had my unit ceramic coated, better heat resistance. I used the tiles that came off the space shuttle, then I had sex with the shuttle and the boosters. Just sayin'

“Mark”

Since: Feb 14

Uk

#9 Feb 26, 2014
Reminds me - If I had some young friends over I would phone and order pizza - tip the delivery guy to put some condoms in the box then let the boys open up the pizzas - always good to get started.
JohnnyDanger

New York, NY

#10 Feb 26, 2014
MarkoBoyL3 wrote:
Reminds me - If I had some young friends over I would phone and order pizza - tip the delivery guy to put some condoms in the box then let the boys open up the pizzas - always good to get started.
Excellent planning. I know when my friends want to have sex with my pizza, I require they wear condoms too. Nothing worse than a lovely cheese pizza with a cream sauce.
LOL

Dayton, OH

#11 Feb 26, 2014
That's what you get for bangin' The PIE!
Alias

Jackson, MO

#12 Feb 26, 2014
**must have been humpday :0 ... dang!,,,.. if it's actually true .. DANG!
JohnnyDanger

New York, NY

#13 Feb 26, 2014
HAHA, ironically theres a Domino's ad banner on the botttom of my screen.
Alias

Jackson, MO

#14 Feb 26, 2014
Ironic or just the way Topix and it's advertisers have brilliantly planned it?
There have been some interesting and helpful changes they've made recently.

Hmmmm - I want pizza right now with all the suggestions.

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Since: Jan 11

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#15 Feb 26, 2014
Pizza, with extra sleaze.
Eltons John

Medford, NY

#16 Feb 26, 2014
Extra cheese and meatBALLS!!!!

Yummy!!!
Sign Of The Times

Medford, NY

#17 Feb 26, 2014
1980 Diner 1: Waiter!!! these is a fly in my soup!!!

2014 Diner 2: Waiter!!! There is a co*k in my pizza!!!!

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Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#18 Feb 26, 2014
Sex with a pizza?...oh come now! LOL What movie was it where the dad caught his son having sex with a freshly baked pie?
Alvin Birta

Medford, NY

#19 Feb 26, 2014
If you lived in Edmonton trust me......you'd rather hump a pizza than the alternative.

Just sayin'......

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Since: Jan 11

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#20 Feb 27, 2014
Really, I would have thought he would have gone for the taco.

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